Name: 【 रद्द！ रद्द！ रद्द！ रद्द！】急殺清倉特賣！史提夫卡爾爾 蒞臨現場！ (Late Show Home Shopping: Canceled Clearance Sale! with Steve Carell)
Uploaded: 2026-03-09T17:07:41.000Z
Duration: 7 min 33 s

Give it up for Louis Cato and the light show band.

掌聲歡迎 Louis Cato 和 light show band。

Tonight, you know, you know, I, I, I love all of our guests.

今晚，你知道，你知道，我，我，我愛我們所有的來賓。

But you know, you love some children more than others.

但你知道，你會更愛某些孩子。

And tonight, just my favorite son is here.

而今晚，我的 favorite son 在這裡。

Folks, in case you're not aware, the network has cancelled the late show and will be ending in May.

各位，如果還不知道的話，電視網已經取消了 late show，會在五月結束。

Ladies and gentlemen, please, please, please.

各位女士先生，拜託、拜託、拜託。

Folks, I'm so sorry you had to find out this way.

各位，我很抱歉讓你們這樣知道。

And to make our move out of the historic Ed Sullivan Theater here as easy as possible, we have decided to harness the power and style of home shopping networks to sell off everything we can late show and donate the proceeds to charity.

為了讓我們能盡可能輕鬆地搬離歷史悠久的 Ed Sullivan Theater，我們決定利用 home shopping networks 的力量和風格，把我們能賣的東西都賣掉，然後把所得捐給 charity。

Because if we don't, because if we don't sell all this stuff, the network gets to keep all of our stuff.

因為如果我們不這麼做，如果我們不把這些東西都賣掉，電視網就會把我們所有的東西都留下來。

而顯然他們並不喜歡這些東西。

Welcome to the shop to tonight, we are offering some unbelievable items at unverified prices.

歡迎來到今晚的 shop，我們將提供一些價格未經證實的驚人商品。

And everything you see here, plus more is up for auction on our website, colbertlateshow.com eBay or go use this thing right here, which is both the QR code and also what Cruella de Vil did to the 102nd Dalmatian.

你在這裡看到的所有東西，還有更多，都將在我們的網站 colbertlateshow.com、eBay 上進行 auction，或者你可以使用這個東西，它既是 QR code，也是 Cruella de Vil 對第 102 隻大麥町做的事。

Go bid on these items because all the proceeds will go to the charity of my choice, which happens to be Jose Andres, World Central Kitchen.

快去標這些商品吧，因為所有收益都將捐給我的指定 charity，也就是 Jose Andres 的 World Central Kitchen。

And joining me tonight, as always, is my co host, Steve Carell.

今晚和我一起的，一如既往，是我今晚的 co host，Mr. Steve Carell。

你準備好了嗎？我準備好了嗎？

Was I the star of the 2018 film welcome to Marwin?

我是 2018 年電影《歡迎來到 Marwin》的明星嗎？

Now let's take a look at these amazing items, folks.

各位，現在讓我們來看看這些超讚的商品。

Up first, a gorgeous and vital part of the late show set.

首先，這是 late show 場景中一個華麗又重要的部分。

It's the little decorative water towers from my bookshelf.

是我書架上那些小巧的裝飾性水塔。

For 11 years, these beauties have been on a low shelf just to the right of my guest chairs, sharing the spotlight with celebrities like Taylor Swift and Kyle McLaughlin.

這十一年來，這些寶貝一直放在我貴賓椅右邊的矮架上，和 Taylor Swift、Kyle McLaughlin 等名人共享鎂光燈。

It even features a custom design by renowned artist Shepard Fairey along with his signature, making it the rare item that impresses both art lovers and model train enthusiasts.

它甚至還有知名藝術家 Shepard Fairey 的客製化設計和簽名，這讓它成為一件同時能打動藝術愛好者和火車模型迷的稀有物品。

You know, something a little, maybe even better.

你知道，一個更棒的東西，也許。

I wanted to add a piece of television history and I thought maybe something from the set of my long running TV show.

我想加入一些電視的歷史，我想也許是我長期演出的節目場景裡的東西。

Well, I didn't have anything, so what I did is I grabbed this from backstage.

嗯，我什麼都沒有，所以我從後臺拿了這個。

It is a ream of printer paper and I signed it.

Imagine this is the paper from that place on the office.

想像一下，這是辦公室裡那個地方的紙。

Let me tell you, Stephen, it was the very, very least I could do.

跟你說，Stephen，這是我能做的最、最微不足道的事了。

Next up, next up, we have a piece of late show history, film history, literary history, and

接下來，接下來，我們要介紹一件 late show 的歷史、電影歷史、文學歷史，還有

Middle Earth history from the Lord of the Rings.

來自魔戒的 Middle Earth 的歷史。

It's Aragorn Sword and Duril, AKA the Flame of the west, that has been hanging on my set for the entire run of the late show.

這是亞拉岡的劍，也就是「西方之焰」杜林劍，它在我演播室掛了整季的 late show。

Now, to be clear, ladies and gentlemen, this right here is not the real sword.

各位，要說清楚一點，這把劍是真的。

Because it's from a fictional movie based on a fictional book that takes place in a fantasy world?

因為它是來自一部虛構電影，改編自一本虛構的書，故事發生在奇幻世界裡？

Years ago, the real Anduril was given to me by Aragorn himself, Viggo Mortensen.

很多年前，亞拉岡本人，Viggo Mortensen，把真的杜林劍送給了我。

And that sword is being buried with me, along with my interns.

那把劍，連同我的實習生，都會陪我一起下葬。

Now, Steve, what would you pay for the honor of this beautiful blade reforged from the shards of Narsil in Imladris?

史提夫，為了這把從伊姆拉德里斯納茲古劍的碎片重鑄的美麗寶劍，你願意出多少錢？

我不知道，大概 300 個精靈幣吧。

史提夫，我把你的嘲諷當作皇冠戴著。

Three rings for the Elven Kings, seven for the Dwarf Lords, and

精靈王七戒，矮人領主三戒，還有

So we will begin bidding at $13.79, ladies and gentlemen.

各位女士們先生們，我們將從 13.79 美元開始競標。

我要讓這個局更有吸引力一點。

I will be adding a weapon from another classic film.

我會再加一個經典電影裡的武器。

This is the actual flamethrower that was used in the movie Dead Poets Society.

這是電影《死亡詩社》裡實際用過的火焰噴射器。

Steven, there's no flamethrower in that movie.

史蒂芬，那部電影裡沒有火焰噴射器。

No, in the story of Dead Poets Society, no flamethrowers show up.

不對，在《死亡詩社》的故事裡，根本沒有出現火焰噴射器。

It's what they use to make the Poets Dead.

All of this is benefiting World Central Kitchen.

這一切都是為了幫助 World Central Kitchen。

So head to colbertlateshow.com eBay and start bidding on and or buying these great items for a great cause.

所以請到 colbertlateshow.com eBay 網站，開始競標或購買這些很棒的商品，為公益盡一份力。

And keep checking back because we're adding more stuff all the time.

而且要常常回來看看喔，因為我們會一直加入更多東西。

This is a topless photo of you, me, and Jon Stewart.

這是一張你、我還有 Jon Stewart 的裸照。

That we have each signed over our naked torso.

上面有我們各自簽名在我們裸露的軀幹上。

It's a beautiful image that would look right at home in a gilded frame.

這是一幅很美的畫面，擺在鍍金的畫框裡會很適合。

Or stuffed under the mattress of a strange and lonely teenager.

或者塞在一個孤單青少年的床墊底下。

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【 रद्द！ रद्द！ रद्द！ रद्द！】急殺清倉特賣！史提夫卡爾爾蒞臨現場！ (Late Show Home Shopping: Canceled Clearance Sale! with Steve Carell)