Name: 所以他們終於要逮捕川普了嗎？！ (So They're Finally Going to Arrest Trump?)
Uploaded: 2026-02-15T17:18:42.000Z
Duration: 10 min 16 s

I convinced my wife to watch all four Rocky movies.

我說服我老婆把四部洛基電影都看完。

The first one is like, I don't want to get into it.

So, Reg, I mean, you want to talk about who should be tired?

所以，Reg，我是說，你想討論誰應該累嗎？

You know how sometimes someone will say, like, oh, what are you doing for the weekend?

你知道有時候有人會說，喔，你週末要做什麼嗎？

And they might go, oh, I'm going to Santa Barbara.

然後他們可能會說，喔，我要去聖塔芭芭拉。

Or maybe someone will go, I'm going to Palm Springs.

或者也許有人會說，我要去棕櫚泉。

I was doing this festival called Humankind.

我參加了一個叫做 Humankind 的音樂節。

Kind of like a consciousness mindfulness event.

Bomb diffusion expert talking about how to reduce stress.

一位炸彈拆除專家，講述如何減壓。

You know, next time you got a long flight like that, you could watch all four Rocky movies.

下次搭長途飛機的時候，你可以把那四部洛基電影都看完。

Over the weekend, Donald Trump made the shocking announcement that he expects to be arrested.

週末的時候，唐納·川普做了一個令人震驚的宣佈，他預計自己會被逮捕。

You know, it's bad when a former president announces that he's going to be arrested, and

你知道，前總統宣佈他要被逮捕，這很糟糕，

而且大家的回應是「是為了什麼罪名？」

This is related to the New York grand jury investigating Trump's hush money payments to Stormy Daniels.

這跟紐約大陪審團調查川普付給史多美·丹尼爾斯的封口費有關。

So if you're keeping track, that's two times Stormy Daniels has screwed Donald Trump.

所以如果你有在追的話，這是史多美·丹尼爾斯第二次搞砸唐納·川普。

New York City is already bracing for unrest after Trump urged his supporters to, quote, protest, take our nation back.

紐約市已經在為川普呼籲支持者「抗議，奪回我們的國家」後可能出現的動亂做準備了。

Of course, Trump urged his followers to protest in New York.

當然，川普呼籲他的追隨者到紐約抗議。

Like, what else is he going to urge them to do?

像是，他還能呼籲他們做什麼？

He'll be like, go and see Ben Platt in parade.

他可能會說，去看看百老匯的 Ben Platt。

It just opened to magnificent reviews on Broadway.

這齣劇在百老匯剛開演就獲得了極高的評價。

I'll tell you what, when I saw this story, Dave absolutely loved that joke.

我跟你說，當我看到這則新聞時，Dave 超喜歡那個笑話的。

我真的很想去看他在 Parade 的演出。

Hey, when this is all wrapped up, let's go, me and you.

嘿，等這一切都結束了，我們就一起去吧，你和我。

You know that that's a camera on you, right?

You know that when you do this, all you're doing is opening.

你知道你這樣做，其實只是打開了。

You're opening a door for this entire audience and what I can Only imagine is 50 million people at home.

你為所有觀眾打開了一扇門，我只能想像在家裡有五千萬人在看。

It turns out Trump may have just pulled Tuesday out of thin air.

結果川普可能只是隨口說說，就決定了週二。

The grand jury hasn't even voted to indict with more testimony given before the grand jury today.

陪審團還沒投票起訴，今天在陪審團面前有更多證詞。

I like that even Trump's going, I don't need to wait until this is over to know that I'm.

我喜歡連川普都說，我不用等到這一切結束才知道。

There's gotta be something bigger going on here.

這裡一定有什麼更大的事情在發生。

今天是星期二，Melania 的生日。

I actually think this whole plot of him going, I'm going to get arrested on Tuesday.

我其實覺得他整個計畫，就是說我要在星期二被逮捕。

Once they don't arrest him on Tuesday, he can then go see they haven't got enough evidence.

一旦他們星期二沒有逮捕他，他就可以去看，他們沒有足夠的證據。

According to a new study, so called dad jokes help kids develop into healthy adults.

根據一項新的研究，所謂的爸爸笑話有助於孩子們健康成長。

The study suggests that when fathers embarrass their children with unfunny jokes, it teaches kids how to overcome awkwardness.

研究顯示，當爸爸們用不好笑的笑話讓孩子們尷尬時，這能教導孩子們如何克服尷尬。

It also gives every child something to talk about in therapy.

這也讓每個孩子在心理治療時都有話可聊。

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所以他們終於要逮捕川普了嗎？！ (So They're Finally Going to Arrest Trump?)

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