Name: 川普怒挺種族歧視的歐巴馬梗圖！MAGA粉炸鍋！壞痞兔西班牙歌舞秀太過分？| 資料 ગપशપ (Trump Defends Racist Obama Meme & MAGA Rages Over Bad Bunny’s Spanish Halftime Show | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2026-02-13T03:07:21.000Z
Duration: 26 min 35 s

We'll be talking about season two of his podcast and we'll also talk about his side hustle as the governor of Kentucky.

我們會聊他podcast的第二季，也會聊他身兼肯塔基州州長的副業。

First, I. I gotta tell you what a weekend.

首先，我得告訴你這個週末有多精彩。

If you like high scoring contests where the outcome is in doubt till the final suspenseful climactic seconds, this was not the game for you.

如果你喜歡比分很高、結果不到最後一秒懸念不定的比賽，那這場就不適合你。

It nearly took all the fun out of watching the Patriots lose.

這幾乎讓看愛國者隊輸球的樂趣全失。

I was saluting the Patriots in their one year rebuild.

我當時在向愛國者隊致敬，感謝他們一年的重建。

Six foot hoagie, wings, nachos, queso, hot and cold running Budweiser.

六呎長的潛艇堡、雞翅、玉米片、起司醬，還有冰熱的百威啤酒。

What would you have as a Super bowl snack?

你覺得超級盃的時候，你會準備什麼零食？

You know, I am on a carnivore diet, so I just eat meat and ferments.

你知道嗎，我正在進行肉食主義飲食，所以只吃肉和發酵食品。

Did this, did this mother just say his diet is meat and ferments?

這媽媽剛剛說他的飲食是肉和發酵食品，是嗎？

Why does he always have to be so pluribus?

為什麼他總是這麼「pluribus」？

Just as a normal non alien species to another, it is a Super bowl party.

就像一般非外星物種對另一種一樣，這是一個超級盃派對。

I don't care if your diet is meat and ferments.

我不在乎你的飲食是肉和發酵食品。

What are you having at the super bowl party?

And for the super bowl you went ferments.

而為了超級盃你卻選了發酵食品。

You know, dude, it's one thing to bring measles and polio back, but

你知道嗎，老兄，帶回麻疹和小兒麻痺是一回事，但

I think I speak for the entire nation when I say if you ever show up at my super bowl party with a tub of yogurt, you couldn't just muster up a little trunk bear jerky?

我想我代表全國人民說，如果你帶著一桶優格出現在我的超級盃派對，你不能至少準備一點火雞肉乾嗎？

But even though the game was a grind, your weird friend brought you a six pack yogurt.

雖然比賽很難熬，但你那個怪怪的朋友卻帶了六罐優格給你。

At least we all have the halftime show this year.

This year's super bowl halftime show starred Benito Antonio Martinez, Bad Bunny Ocasio.

今年超級盃中場秀由 Benito Antonio Martinez，也就是 Bad Bunny Ocasio 領銜演出。

And he was out there and delivered a performance that was, as they say in Puerto rico, quite good.

而且他上臺表演，用波多黎各的說法，就是「非常棒」。

Despite being trapped in an escapable sugar cane hedge maze, he had Lady Gaga.

就算被困在一個逃不出去的甘蔗迷宮裡，他還有 Lady Gaga。

He had Ricky Martin, he had the Mandalorian.

他還有 Ricky Martin，還有曼達洛人。

He threw a wedding, he held a Model UN and he even had the time to make a Con Ed service stop mid concert.

他辦了個婚禮，開了個聯合國模擬會，甚至還有時間在演唱會中途讓 Con Ed 停電。

重新啟動就好，然後享受這一天。

It was joyful and infectious and the single worst halftime show in NFL history.

這場表演充滿歡樂和感染力，卻也是 NFL 史上最糟的中場秀。

For a significant portion of Americans, everything that happens must uniformly be filtered through a particular, particular magacentric worldview and judged on how well it conforms to that traditional vision, which doesn't include knowing where the bibliotheca is.

對於大部分的美國人來說，所有發生的事都必須統一透過一個特定的、以雜誌為中心的觀點來過濾，並根據它是否符合傳統的願景來評判，而這個願景並不包括知道圖書館在哪裡。

The whole show in Spanish is a middle finger to the rest of America.

整場表演用西班牙語進行，是對美國其他地區的一種挑釁。

The majority of people in the audience had no idea what was being said.

大部分的觀眾都不知道在說什麼。

Is it too much to ask to put it in English?

要求用英文表演是不是太過分了？

Who put thanos over here in the air fryer?

誰把薩諾斯放在空氣炸鍋裡了？

Did Fox decide they needed an actual buffalo wing to comment on the game?

Fox 是不是覺得需要一隻真正的水牛翅膀來評論比賽？

Dude, seriously, we all like to get sun, but.

老兄，說真的，我們都喜歡晒太陽，但是。

I mean, I'm no dermatologist, but be there tomorrow morning as early as you can be there.

我是說，我不是皮膚科醫生，但你明天早上盡早過去。

It's like the guy's couch is one of those chicken rotisseries.

這就像那傢伙的沙發是那種烤雞架。

Seriously, how many glizzies do you gobble before you become one?

說真的，你吞了多少熱狗才會變成熱狗？

Is it too much to ask for a halftime show that this great nation can enjoy in its mother tongue?

要求一個讓這個偉大國家能用母語欣賞的中場秀，會不會太過分了？

It's why the good people at TPUSA went through the trouble of putting on an alternative all American halftime show that celebrated this beautiful country in the King's English.

這就是為什麼 TPUSA 的好人們費心舉辦了一場另類的、全美式的中場秀，用道地的英文來讚頌這個美麗的國家。

Merriam and Webster couldn't have been better themselves regarding the up jumping up said boogie.

Merriam 和 Webster 自己都沒辦法把那段跳舞表演說得更好了。

Insofar as the diggy diggy diggy being da bang a da bang.

關於那段「diggy diggy diggy being da bang a da bang」。

But surely, surely, surely you didn't miss Bad Bunny just to watch an old man in acid washed jorts badly lip sync his way through a pre taped BA with the BA performance.

但你們肯定、肯定、肯定不會錯過 Bad Bunny，卻去看一個穿著洗舊牛仔褲的老頭，蹩腳地對嘴唱著一段預錄的表演吧。

Surely the TPUSA halftime show is a broader spectacle of Americana to rival this most malevolent of bunnies.

TPUSA 的中場秀肯定是一場更盛大的美國文化展演，足以與這隻最惡毒的兔子較勁。

Looks like somebody dipped into the ferments.

看起來有人偷喝了發酵的東西。

Oh, I've never seen a cello player who looks like the porn version of a cello Player.

喔，我從沒看過大提琴手長得像色情版的，彈奏大提琴。

Chicka 炸彈，炸彈，chicka 炸彈，炸彈。

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