Name: Andrew Santino 惡搞他爸！| Hulu (Andrew Santino Pranks His Dad | Hulu)
Uploaded: 2026-02-12T17:04:04.000Z
Duration: 4 min 9 s

The best part to me about going on tour, truly, was that I get to go home a lot.

對我來說，巡迴演出最棒的地方，真的就是我可以常常回家。

You know, that is the best part, because they're getting older, and

你知道，這就是最棒的部分，因為他們年紀越來越大了，

我想要多花點時間跟他們相處。

He doesn't do anything my dad doesn't do.

我爸不做任何事，我爸不做的事。

You know that he wants to die in the chair.

Because he'll be in the kitchen, coughing, pointing at it like, get him in the chair.

因為他會在廚房咳嗽，指著它說，把他弄到椅子上去。

I was like, I know honey's your daughter.

他看 Fox News 和《古代外星人》。

And I'm like, dad, they both built the pyramids.

我就說，爸，他們兩個都蓋了金字塔。

他最喜歡做的事就是讓我難堪。

It's like one of the most vulnerable time in a young man's life, you know?

那大概是一個年輕男生生命中最脆弱的時期之一，你知道嗎？

You're so uncomfortable with yourself, and this is when you start discovering yourself.

你對自己感到很不自在，這時候你開始發現自己。

All you're thinking about all day, I gotta get home and pull.

你整天想的都是，我得回家去拉。

People will weaponize it, you know, you're so embarrassed by it.

別人會拿這件事來攻擊你，你知道，你會覺得很難為情。

You'll go to school and someone will be like, santino jerks off.

你去學校，有人就會說，Santino 自慰。

你回到家，你會想，對，我有。

My dad, in the middle of dinner, cutting into a steak, looks up and goes, you've Been spending a lot of time in the bathroom.

我爸，吃晚餐吃到一半，切著牛排，抬頭看我說，你最近在廁所待很久喔。

I was like, mom, can I excuse myself to kill myself, please?

我當時想，媽，我可以去死一下嗎？

But now I get him back, you know, Cuz I have a little bit of money, and

但現在我懂他了，你知道嗎？因為我現在有點小錢，而且

I buy him stuff, you know, I take care of him so I have the power, right?

我會買東西給他，你知道嗎，我照顧他，所以我有那個權力，對吧？

我們是不是把整間房子都藍牙了？

He has no idea what it is or how to use it.

他根本不知道那是什麼，也不知道怎麼用。

You got to unplug everything in the house.

你得把家裡所有東西都拔掉插頭。

He'll put on the phone, be like, God damn it.

And he'll move the couch, unplug everything.

然後他會移動沙發，拔掉所有東西的插頭。

I'll hear my mom in the background, like, ask him about the fridge.

我會聽到我媽在背景，問他關於冰箱的事。

I'm like, dude, oh, yeah, unplug the fridge.

我說，老兄，喔，對，拔掉冰箱的插頭。

He hears these tech terms, and he just, like, sticks with them.

他聽到這些科技術語，就一直照著用。

Like smart, you know, like smart car, smartphone, smart tv.

像是 smart，你知道的，像是 smart car、smartphone、smart tv。

And my mom called me up, and she was like, will you buy me a toaster?

然後我媽打電話給我，她說，你會買個烤麵包機給我嗎？

I was like, yeah, I'll buy you a toaster.

我說，對啊，我會買個烤麵包機給你。

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Andrew Santino 惡搞他爸！| Hulu (Andrew Santino Pranks His Dad | Hulu)

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