Name: 鐵腕教父「不會停止」的翻轉人生！ (Conviction Wouldn't Stop Teflon Don from a Rerun)
Uploaded: 2026-02-08T17:12:02.000Z
Duration: 3 min 45 s

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Now, as you know, former President Donald Trump is currently facing major legal problems.

各位都知道，前總統 Donald Trump 目前正遭遇重大的法律問題。

But according to constitutional experts, even if he ends up being convicted of one or more crimes, Trump could still be elected President of the United states.

不過，根據憲法專家說法，即使他最終被判定犯下一項或多項罪行，Trump 仍有可能被選為美國總統。

And if January 6th was any indication, he could also be elected president.

而如果 1月6日事件能說明什麼的話，他也可能被選為總統。

Even if he isn't elected president, Trump could become president after being convicted of a crime.

即使他沒有被選為總統，Trump 在被判有罪後，也可能成為總統。

French President Emmanuel Macron attended a state dinner with President Trump at the cafeteria on Rikers Island.

法國總統 Emmanuel Macron 和 Trump 總統在 Rikers Island 的餐廳參加了國宴。

If he went to prison, I would love to see Trump supporters still defending him whilst he's in prison.

如果他進了監獄，我真想看看 Trump 的支持者在監獄裡還能不能繼續挺他。

He negotiated getting the top bunk from a convicted murderer.

他跟一個被判刑的殺人犯談判，換到了上鋪。

Just swapped a cell phone for nine cigarettes.

只是用一支手機換了九根香菸。

And according to new research, wearing an eye mask while sleeping helps with cognitive performance and makes you feel more alert the next day.

而且根據最新的研究，睡覺時戴眼罩有助於認知表現，讓你隔天感覺更警覺。

Researchers say it's good for your overall brain function.

研究人員說這對你整體的腦部功能很有幫助。

And occasionally, just occasionally, a ball gag.

而且偶爾，真的偶爾，會用到球形束帶。

Wearing an eye mask at night improves your brain function the next day.

晚上戴眼罩能提升你隔天的腦部功能。

It also tells people right from the start that I personally am 100% pure diva.

這也從一開始就告訴大家，我個人是百分之百純粹的 Diva。

I'd like an eye mask that's made out of the silk.

Do you remember when Nick Bernstein wore that mask that was made out of his wife's panties?

你還記得 Nick Bernstein 戴過那個用他老婆內褲做的面具嗎？

back when we had to wear masks here without an audience.

在我們必須在這裡戴著面具演出但沒有觀眾的時候。

We did a show and Nick one day came to work and he made a mask out of his wife's silk panties.

我們做了一場演出，Nick 有一天來上班，他用他老婆的絲質內褲做了一個面具。

Don't, don't imply that I, like, stitched that mask together and then put it on.

別、別暗示說我，像是，縫了那個眼罩然後戴上。

So hang on, so you took a pair of your wife's panties and you gave it to someone else.

所以等等，所以你拿了你太太的內褲，然後給了別人。

I just assumed that you just didn't even stitch it.

And finally, a company has designed a pair of airbags that inflate if the user is in a motorcycle crash.

最後，有一家公司設計了一對安全氣囊，如果騎士發生機車事故，安全氣囊就會充氣。

The technology has been used in competitive racing for years.

這項技術已經在競技賽車界使用了好幾年。

This is the first time its been made available for regular motorcyclists Here they are.

這是第一次提供給一般機車騎士使用。它們在這裡。

Four hands also come in handy as a perfect response if anyone goes, hey, bro, you've been skipping leg day.

四隻手也很方便，如果有人說：「嘿，兄弟，你練腿日都沒去。」這就是完美的回答。

這個安全氣囊牛仔褲有兩種款式。

This faded denim style for casual events and for more formal occasions like award shows, you can go as a Sam Smith style.

這種褪色丹寧風格，適合休閒場合，也可以像 Sam Smith 那樣，穿去參加頒獎典禮等比較正式的場合。

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