Give it up for Louis Cato and the band, everybody.

各位，掌聲歡迎 Louis Cato 和樂團！

Please let everybody know who is the honored guest sitting in tonight's band.

請大家介紹一下今晚坐在樂團裡的貴賓是誰。

Also of the Allman Brothers and the Dead, we have Warren Haynes.

也是 Allman Brothers 和 The Dead 的成員，Warren Haynes。

我很榮幸能在這裡分享你的藝術。

Warren is re releasing a remixed and remastered version of his debut solo album, Tales of ordinary magic on January 30th.

Warren 將在 1 月 30 日重新發行他首張個人專輯 Tales of ordinary magic 的混音和母帶處理版本。

And this February, he'll be launching his solo Winter of Warren tour.

而且在二月，他將展開他的個人 Winter of Warren 巡迴演唱。

All right, folks, if you watch this show, you know I spend most of my time right over there shaping the most topical extruded story aluminum into a solid news keel with a fiberglass body and charcoal black standard fade.

好了，各位，如果你有看這個節目，就知道我大部分時間都在那裡，把最熱門的擠壓鋁材，做成實心的新聞龍骨，配上玻璃纖維車身和炭黑色標準漸層。

With a 7 layer marine grade plywood and center mounted trim twin V10 Verano engines to build for you, the Barletta Reserve quad lounge pontoon watercraft.

用七層海洋級膠合板和中央安裝的 V10 Verano 雙引擎，為你打造 Barletta Reserve quad lounge pontoon watercraft。

But sometimes, just sometimes, folks, sometimes I hear the police dogs closing in on my bog hut.

但有時候，真的有時候，各位，有時候我會聽到警犬逼近我的沼澤小屋。

So I flip a busted lawnmower blade housing on its side and MacGyver it to the back of a partially deflated baby pool and putter off in the clodhopper fanboat of news.

所以我把壞掉的割草機刀片外殼翻過來，用 MacGyver 的方式固定在漏氣一半的嬰兒泳池後面，然後開著新聞的泥沼風扇船慢慢前進。

Meanwhile, it's everything to all people is what it is.

同時，這就是對所有人來說的一切。

Meanwhile, in crustacean news, everyone's fine.

同時，在甲殼類新聞中，大家都很平安。

But after a truck crash in Ireland, workers recovered 15,000 crabs.

但在愛爾蘭發生卡車事故後，工人們救起了 15,000 隻螃蟹。

The salvage team said they were able to save 95% of the crabs.

打撈團隊表示，他們救回了 95% 的螃蟹。

Must have been such a relief for those crabs.

對那些螃蟹來說，這一定鬆了一口氣。

Thank God we survived and now live out our full natural lives at Captain Barnacle's all you can eat seafood shack.

感謝老天，我們倖存下來，現在可以在 Captain Barnacle's 的吃到飽海鮮小屋裡，過完我們完整的一生。

Meanwhile, a viral New York City bakery is redefining donuts by adding anchovies.

同時間，紐約市一家爆紅的麵包店正在用鳳尾魚重新定義甜甜圈。

Or are they redefining fish by adding donut?

還是他們用甜甜圈來重新定義魚？

While you are recovering from my clinching rejoinder, I'm going to try one shot of that.

在你從我這精闢的反駁中回神過來之前，我要來試試這個。

We did not try this in rehearsal because I said I wanted the reaction real on camera.

我們彩排的時候沒有試這個，因為我說我想要讓鏡頭裡的反應是真的。

For you friends, You know I'm going to save the rest for later.

各位朋友，你知道的，剩下的我會留到後面。

Meanwhile, YouTube personality Mr. B says he has negative money despite his billionaire status.

同時，YouTube 名人 Mr. B 說，儘管他有億萬富翁的身份，但他卻是負債的。

And I think this is the perfect segue to my very first Mr. Steven challenge.

我覺得這正好可以接續我第一個 Mr. Steven 的挑戰。

Those anchovies are hooked up on my old wisdom teeth back there.

那些小魚乾卡在我後面的智齒上。

Meanwhile, candy store has been ransacked in Tennessee by a bear for the fourth time.

同時，田納西州一家糖果店已經第四次被熊洗劫了。

Tragically, each time, the bear could be heard screaming.

可悲的是，每次熊都會發出尖叫聲。

Meanwhile, a Staten island bathroom has won a major architectural award.

同時，史泰登島的一間浴室贏得了重要的建築獎項。

It's the best thing to happen to Staten island since.

這是自從以來，發生在史泰登島最棒的事。

This premier potty has a modular design developed to enable easy citywide delivery and installation.

這個頂級的廁所採用模組化設計，方便在全市進行運送和安裝。

It's a huge improvement on the previous New York City modular bathroom, the D train.

這比前一個紐約市的模組化浴室 D 列車，有了巨大的進步。

我們馬上回來，繼續介紹 Stellan Skarsg。

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