Name: 【看動畫學英文】《阿甘妙世界》當你太想當焦點，全世界只看到你的尷尬！ (Darwin's Yearbook: Clayton | Gumball | Cartoon Network)
Uploaded: 2026-01-15T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 5 min 9 s

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所以啊，Clayton 他其實蠻上鏡的。

I'm just making the front cover of the yearbook and I can't find a good pic of Clayton.

我在做年鑑封面，可是找不到 Clayton 的好照片。

Yeah, do you have one when he looks like Clayton?

對了，你有他「長得像 Clayton」的照片嗎？

It'd be weird to have me on the cover twice.

You could have a front and a back view, though.

Sorry, I couldn't work out how to make the font big.

抱歉，我弄不懂怎麼把字體放大。

How am I not on the cover? I'm the complete package.

我怎麼可能不在封面？我根本完美套餐。

Hey, guys, I couldn't help, um, listening to everything you just said, and I think you're in love.

嘿各位，我剛剛不小心聽到你們說的話，我覺得你們是在談戀愛。

Yeah, only because he's too boring to be himself.

那只是因為他太無聊，不敢做自己。

He doesn't even have any videos of himself showing off online.

他甚至都沒有任何炫耀自己的影片。

And everyone knows that's the true sign of coolness.

大家都知道，那才是真正的「酷」。

What's "Where there's a Wilson, there's a way."?

「有 Wilson 在，就一定有辦法」是什麼？

And a lot of people ask me, can you teach me to be as cool as you?

很多人都問我：能不能教我怎麼跟你一樣酷？

And I say, no, you'll never be as cool as me.

我都說：不行，你永遠不可能跟我一樣酷。

But I can teach you to be cooler than you.

但我可以教你，比現在的你酷一點。

And just maybe you'll be a hit with the ladies like me.

說不定你也能像我一樣迷倒女生。

If you want to get dates, you gotta pump weight.

'Cause girls can't deny a guy who's this fly.

因為女生無法抗拒這麼帥的男人。

So let's get some muscles and score some girls from like Brussels or something.

來練肌肉，然後交幾個來自布魯塞爾之類的女友。

I just think Clayton has a more bouncy personality.

我只是覺得 Clayton 的個性比較彈。

Okay, it's 5:00am and my dad is about to get up for work.

現在是凌晨五點，我爸準備起床上班。

But I put a skateboard at the bottom of the stairs.

但我在樓梯底下放了一塊滑板。

好吧，那我讓你看看什麼叫好笑。

Your belly has more folds than an origami convention.

你的肚子摺痕比摺紙大會還多。

The only thing you can lick with that body is my self-esteem.

你那身體唯一能舔到的只有我的自尊。

You beef wizard, peasant, cantankerous oaf, robo dork, rustic troglodyte, Punjab potpourri, punk weirdo.

你這牛肉巫師、平民、暴躁傻瓜、機器呆、鄉巴佬、洞穴人、香料鍋、怪胎。

Who else in Elmore has held a legendary house party?

Tobias, more of your dweeb loser baby friends have arrived.

Tobias，你那些宅宅輸家朋友又來了。

I'm gonna throw the TV out of the window.

Yeah, I've been meaning to ask, what happened to your sister Rachel?

對了，我一直想問，你妹妹 Rachel 怎麼了？

Here's a little thing I've been working on.

Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat.

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【看動畫學英文】《阿甘妙世界》當你太想當焦點，全世界只看到你的尷尬！ (Darwin's Yearbook: Clayton | Gumball | Cartoon Network)

literally

awkward

weird

esteem