Name: 同志 VS. 淘寶平價傢俱：DIY組裝大挑戰，我們能活著出來嗎？！ (Gays vs Cheap Amazon Furniture: Can We Survive a DIY Build?)
Uploaded: 2026-01-14T17:05:15.000Z
Duration: 15 min 12 s

I love screwing a lot of Emmy windows here.

我超愛在這裡 screwing 一堆 Emmy windows。

Welcome back to another episode of Gay and Trying.

Welcome back to 另一個 Gay and Trying 的 episode。

Hi, I'm Dylan, and this is Gay and Trying, the show that's wrong.

Hi，我是 Dylan，歡迎來到 Gay and Trying 這個有點「走鐘」的 show。

Today I'm going to be doing something that I'm wildly unqualified for and I'm slightly more qualified for.

今天我要做一件我完全不夠資格，但又稍微有點資格的事情。

Today we're going to be building a kitchen.

Today we're going to be building my bathroom cabinet.

I'm excited because this serves two purposes.

我超興奮的，因為這有雙重意義。

then two, it gives me my bathroom cabinet, which has been in this box for, like, a month now.

然後二是，我終於有我的浴室櫥櫃了，它已經在這個箱子裡放了大概一個月了。

What is your experience building furniture?

A couple years ago, I moved into my very first apartment.

幾年前，我搬進了我人生中第一個公寓。

I was like, you know, it'd be really fun to have a little furniture building party.

我當時想，嗯，辦個小小的傢俱 DIY 派對應該會很有趣。

And I sent an invite to all of my friends.

然後我就傳了邀請給我的所有朋友。

There was a project management lesbian that was like, you're going to build this, and

其中一位專案管理的同志就說，你會蓋這個，然後

you're going build this, and you're going to build this.

你會蓋這個，而且你會蓋這個。

And throughout that, like, hour, I, like, was sent to five different stations because the lesbians didn't want to work with me.

然後在那一個小時裡，我被派到五個不同的關卡，因為那些女同志不想跟我一起做。

I ended up getting sent out for pizza and beer while all the lesbians built all of my home furniture.

最後我跑去買披薩和啤酒，而那些女同志們幫我蓋好了我所有的居家傢俱。

Okay, and did you learn anything, though?

And then the second time that I moved, I had to build a lot of other home furniture, except that I had a nonprofit come to my house to build the furniture for me.

然後第二次搬家的時候，我得要自己蓋很多居家傢俱，不過這次有一個非營利組織到我家幫我蓋傢俱。

So again, I've never actually had to build my own home furniture.

所以再一次，我其實從來沒有自己蓋過居家傢俱。

There are multiple steps in this process, and

after every step, we're going to pull a question from our power up bowl, and

每一個步驟結束後，我們會從「能量補充碗」裡抽一個問題，

you're going to learn a little bit about us.

There's also a random timer that's going to go off, and

還有一個隨機的計時器會響起，

we're going to have to explain what we're doing and try and explain it as well as we can with our limited vocabulary on building furniture.

我們必須解釋我們在做什麼，並盡力用我們有限的傢俱組裝詞彙來解釋。

Okay, first, I want to say I think the apron's really cute.

好的，首先，我覺得圍裙很可愛。

We're, like, going, like, into, like, little woods or whatever.

我們就像是，要進入，像是，小木頭之類的。

You know, I'm Going to let it be a surprise for you.

你知道的，我會讓你保持驚喜。

I told Dylan that I was going to be constructing this cabinet for my bathroom.

我跟 Dylan 說我要來組裝這個浴室櫃。

And then he immediately inserted himself into the task.

And then he's very cute and persuasive, so of course I ended up saying yes.

後來他可愛又會說服人，我當然就答應了。

我不知道怎麼回事，但我就是答應了。

I'm nervous because I'm really like risking wasting like 150 bucks here.

我有點緊張，因為我真的可能會浪費大概 150 塊美金。

This is exactly what happened with the lesbians, by the way.

順帶一提，這跟女同志發生的事一模一樣。

I may not know a lot about building home furniture, but

我可能不太懂怎麼蓋家裡的傢俱，但是

But I watched a lot of Bob the Builder when I was a kid and that has to count for something, right?

不過我小時候看了很多《Bob the Builder》，這應該也算有點用吧？

Alex, you make so much more money than me.

So when was the last time you actually built a piece of furniture?

那你上次實際組裝傢俱是什麼時候？

我覺得我從來沒組裝過任何東西。

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