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Uploaded: 2026-01-12T17:10:00.000Z
Duration: 5 min 4 s

I know you grew up in the Bay Area and here's the question I always have.

我知道你在 Bay Area 長大，我一直有個問題想問你。

Why don't we all go live in the Bay Area?

我們為什麼不都搬去 Bay Area 住呢？

我很喜歡 LA，但我總是在幻想。

I wish it was kind of misty and I wish it was cold at night.

我希望那裡有點霧，晚上也希望是冷的。

I wish it had some architecture that went a little further back than I think.

我希望那裡有一些比我想像中更古老的建築。

The oldest structure in Los Angeles is from 1991.

洛杉磯最老的建築是 1991 年蓋的。

San Francisco is kind of a Boston sort of without that accent.

舊金山有點像波士頓，只是沒有那種口音。

And then all the little cities around it, Berkeley and Oakland and Alameda and it's really.

然後周圍那些小城市，Berkeley、Oakland、Alameda，真的很。

My husband, Jason, my husband, he says hello to everybody.

我先生 Jason，我先生，他跟每個人都打招呼。

First of all, major man crush on your husband.

The feeling is that is a funny, good looking fella.

感覺就是個有趣、好看的傢伙。

And whenever we're up there visiting my family, we did this months.

而且每次我們上那邊看我家人，我們都會這樣做幾個月。

A few months ago we were in San Francisco and we were driving through these streets and we were like, no, but

幾個月前我們在 San Francisco，開車經過這些街道，我們就想，不行，但是

I think the same thing sometimes because they also have Dr. Seuss trees, they have really good food.

我覺得有時候也會有同樣的想法，因為他們也有 Dr. Seuss trees，他們有很棒的食物。

And the times I've had to go up there recently for different work things, I'll be in the Bay Area and I'll start to think the same thing.

最近有幾次因為不同的工作事情必須上去，我會在 Bay Area，然後我就會開始有同樣的想法。

Like, why don't we just move this whole project up to the Bay Area?

像是，我們為什麼不把整個專案都搬到 Bay Area 呢？

And then we could have a startup that fails miserably but walk around and say, we're tech bros.

然後我們就可以開一間慘賠的 startup，但還可以到處說我們是 tech bros。

I mean, I'm going to dress as a tech bro and I'm going to have the hubris.

我的意思是，我要打扮成 tech bro，然後我會很有傲氣。

I'm going to be a dicky tech bro, but know nothing about tech.

我要當個假裝的 tech bro，但對科技一竅不通。

People are going to see me struggling to just make a phone call on my phone, but

別人會看到我連打個電話都手忙腳亂，但是

I'm going to say I'm working on something called Come Attack, you know.

我會說我正在做一個叫「Come Attack」的東西，你知道的。

And you're going to be my vice president of sales and goalie is going to be the Lord I Emperor.

你會是我的銷售副總裁，守門員會是那位皇帝。

You know, I Just made up the scenario in my head.

我知道，我只是在腦袋裡編了個情境。

Looking at the view to a kill filming location.

Okay, well, anyway, we would have a really good time.

好的，總之，我們會玩得很開心的。

I love San Francisco, but the weather is actually a.

我愛舊金山，但那裡的天氣其實有點...

不，對我來說那絕對是個問題。

Listen, I know San Francisco Municipal government might be interested in giving us an incentive, like a huge tax break or giving us homes.

聽著，我知道舊金山市政府可能會想給我們一些優惠，像是大力的稅收減免，或是提供我們房子。

Because this is a sizable operation, isn't it, Adam?

因為這可是個大計畫，對吧，Adam？

No offense, la, I love you, but I want to wear a tech bro vest.

沒冒犯的意思，LA，我愛你，但我想要穿著 tech bro 背心。

And it's the only place you can get them.

I think I was in Cleveland and they were saying, this is not San Francisco.

我記得那時候我在 Cleveland，他們跟我說，這不是 San Francisco。

I mean, growing up in the Bay area in the 90s, it wasn't tech bro land.

說真的，我 90 年代在 Bay Area 長大，那時候還不是 tech bro 的天下。

Microsoft，那時候是他們的老牌公司。

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