Name: 1月6日對川普的歷史留下了永久汙點？小 فهh 總統 | Colbert 嘲諷川普，評價更勝一籌！ (Jan 6 Is A Permanent Stain On Trump's Legacy | The Pokémon President | Colbert Out-Rates The Don)
Uploaded: 2026-01-07T17:01:13.000Z
Duration: 12 min 42 s

Welcome in here, out there, all around the world, to the Late Show.

歡迎來到這裡，來到外面，來到全世界，來到《The Late Show》。

我是你們的主持人，Stephen Colbert。

I'm sure I don't have to tell anybody in this room.

我相信在座的各位，我不用多說。

Today is January 6th, a dark day in our nation's history and a permanent stain on the legacy of Donald Trump.

今天是1月6號，我們國家歷史上黑暗的一天，也是 Donald Trump 留下的永久汙點。

Because it is Eric Trump's birthday, You can't wash that out.

因為今天是 Eric Trump 的生日，這點你洗不掉。

And ever since, Trump has been desperate to make us forget he had a failed coup.

從那之後，Trump 一直想方設法讓我們忘記他搞砸了一場政變。

He has Instead repeatedly called January 6, 2021, a day of love.

他反而一再地稱2021年1月6日是愛的一天。

It is a bit of a weird description, but remember, Trump has a weird concept of love.

這說法有點奇怪，但請記住，Trump 對愛的概念很奇怪。

This is what he considers a birthday card.

Now, of course, the big topic today remains the arrest of Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro.

當然，今天的大新聞仍然是委內瑞拉獨裁者 Nicolas Maduro 被捕。

So far, the public reaction to the invasion has been meh.

到目前為止，公眾對這次入侵的反應是「還好」。

In a new Reuters Ipsos Chili's triple Dipper combo poll, only one in three Americans supports the US ousting Maduro, while 2/3 of Americans think Maduro is the name of a new weight loss drug.

在最新的 Reuters Ipsos Chili's triple Dipper combo 民調中，只有三分之一的美國人支持美國推翻 Maduro，而三分之二的美國人認為 Maduro 是一種新的減肥藥名。

Ask your physician if Maduro is right for you.

詢問您的醫生 Maduro 是否適合您。

But Trump remains confident that his fans support the invasion, saying, Maga loves it.

但 Trump 仍然很有信心，認為他的支持者支持這次入侵，他說，Maga 喜歡這樣。

In conclusion, I am he as you are he as you are me.

So you wouldn't be surprised to learn that when he was asked who was running Venezuela now, he responded, me.

所以你不會驚訝地得知，當被問到現在誰在管理委內瑞拉時，他回答說，我。

委內瑞拉的人們，歡欣鼓舞吧。

你可以跟 Madman Maduro 說再見了。

Now, this is not good news for the woman that everybody had assumed Trump would put into power, Nobel Prize winner Maria Corinna Machado.

好了，這對大家原本以為 Trump 會扶植上臺的女人，也就是諾貝爾獎得主 Maria Corinna Machado 來說，這不是個好消息。

In fact, reportedly, he's so upset about her winning the Nobel Peace Prize that he won't make her president.

事實上，據報導，他對她贏得諾貝爾和平獎感到非常不滿，所以他不會讓她當總統。

She was asked about the Nobel last night by Sean Hannity.

昨天晚上 Sean Hannity 問了她關於諾貝爾獎的事。

Did you at any point offer to give him the Nobel Peace Prize?

你有沒有在任何時候提議要送他諾貝爾和平獎？

I certainly would love to be able to personally tell him that we believe the Venezuelan people, because this is a prize of the Venezuelan people certainly want to give it to him and share it with him.

我當然很希望能夠親口告訴他，我們相信委內瑞拉人民，因為這是委內瑞拉人民的獎項，我們當然想頒給他並與他分享。

I know, I know you're trying to kiss his ass, but

我知道，我知道你想拍他馬屁，但是

you lost him the moment you used the word share.

你一說出「分享」這個詞，他就跑了。

It looks like Venezuela is only the beginning because now Trump is threatening military action against a whole bunch of other countries, including Colombia, Mexico and Iran.

看起來委內瑞拉只是個開始，因為現在川普正威脅要對包括哥倫比亞、墨西哥和伊朗在內的一大堆國家採取軍事行動。

It's pretty wild to live under a Pokemon president whose foreign policy is gotta catch em all.

生活在一位以外交政策是 gotta catch em all 為宗旨的 Pokemon 總統底下，真是太瘋狂了。

But the sovereign terrorists territory Trump really wants to get his mushy little mitts on is Greenland.

但川普真正想伸出他那軟綿綿小手的地方，是格陵蘭。

Do you expect to take inaction against Greenland?

你覺得會對格陵蘭袖手旁觀嗎？

Well, I don't want to talk about Greenland.

We'll worry about Greenland in about two months.

我們大概兩個月後再擔心格陵蘭。

We need Greenland from a national security situation.

從國家安全角度來看，我們需要格陵蘭。

Wow, he failed that marshmallow test immediately.

哇，他立刻就沒通過棉花糖測驗。

Look, I don't want to eat that marshmallow.

Okay, we'll worry about the marshmallow in two months.

好的，我們兩個月後再擔心那個棉花糖。

If you're worried about a war over a bunch of rocks and ice against one of our NATO allies, you will not be comforted by the words of Stephen Miller, who said this to Jake Tapper last night.

如果你擔心因為一群石頭和冰塊跟我們的北約盟友開戰，那 Stephen Miller 上禮拜說的這段話你聽了不會感到安慰。

Can you rule out that the US is ever going to try to take Greenland by force?

你能不能排除美國未來會試圖用武力奪取格陵蘭？

Greenland has a population of 30,000 people.

The real question is by what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland?

真正的問題是，丹麥憑什麼權利主張對格陵蘭的控制？

What is the basis of their territorial claim?

他們的領土主張的基礎是什麼？

Denmark has controlled Greenland for about 300 years.

丹麥已經控制格陵蘭約三百年了。

And in 1916, the United States formally recognized Denmark's interest in Greenland in exchange for the Danish West Indies, which became the US Virgin Islands.

而在1916年，美國正式承認丹麥對格陵蘭的利益，以換取丹麥西印度群島，也就是現在的美國維京群島。

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