Name: 川普的獎勵之旅：FIFA和平獎與甘迺迪中心榮譽獎 | 電視看新聞 (Trump's Award Tour: FIFA Peace Prize & Kennedy Center Honors | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2025-12-31T01:07:21.000Z
Duration: 6 min 59 s

Welcome to who won it best, where we cover the only reason to do anything awards.

歡迎來到「誰是最佳得主」，在這裡我們將介紹所有頒獎典禮的看點。

我是 NAACP Image award 得主 Desi Lydic。

Let's kick things off with the mother of all ceremonies.

我們來開始介紹最盛大的頒獎典禮。

The FIFA World Cup Draw in Peace Prize ceremony.

FIFA World Cup Draw in Peace Prize ceremony。

You know, I always look forward to the FIFA World Cup Draw in Peace Prize ceremony.

說真的，我一直都很期待 FIFA World Cup Draw in Peace Prize ceremony。

Oh, huge fan of the FIFA World Cup Draw in Peace Prize ceremony.

哦，我超愛 FIFA World Cup Draw in Peace Prize ceremony 的！

You know what my favorite thing about the FIFA World cup draw and Peace Prize ceremony?

妳知道我最喜歡 FIFA World Cup Draw 和 諾貝爾和平獎頒獎典禮 的什麼嗎？

You know, I love a World cup draw and I love a peace prize ceremony, but

妳知道，我超愛 World cup draw，我也超愛 peace prize ceremony，但是

with the FIFA World cup draw and peace Prize ceremony, you get both a World cup draw and a peace prize ceremony.

結合了 FIFA World Cup Draw 和 Peace Prize ceremony，妳可以同時看到 World cup draw 和 諾貝爾和平獎頒獎典禮。

And you'll never guess who won the peace Prize.

Please welcome the very first winner of the FIFA Peace Prize, the 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, Mr.

歡迎第一屆 FIFA Peace Prize 的得主，美國第45任及第47任總統，川普先生。

You know, now that's a trophy that will make you turn your head and cough.

說真的，這獎盃絕對會讓你忍不住多看一眼。

Oh, I haven't seen that many hands tickling a Southern hemisphere since Bible camp.

喔，我從來沒看過這麼多手在聖經營以來，像這樣搔癢南半球。

But this wasn't just about giving the president some trophy.

但這不只是要給總統一個獎盃。

It was also about giving him a medal and a certificate.

這也是要給他一個獎牌和一張證書。

There is also a beautiful medal for you that you can wear everywhere you want to go right now.

這裡還有一個漂亮的獎牌送給你，你可以隨時戴著去任何你想去的地方。

He picked up that medal with all the grace and dignity of a man holding a used condom on his way to the crash.

他拿起那獎牌的樣子，就像一個拿著用過的保險套要去撞車的人一樣，充滿了優雅和尊嚴。

This brings us to my favorite part of award shows, the acceptance speeches, especially when the winner thanks her spouse.

這就帶我們來到頒獎典禮我最喜歡的部分，就是獲獎感言，特別是當得獎者感謝她的配偶時。

I want to thank, by the way, my family, my great first lady, Melania.

我想感謝，順帶一提，我的家人，我偉大的第一夫人，梅蘭妮亞。

You're right here, and thank you very much.

You know, a lesser husband would say something like that, I love you, or you're my rock.

你知道，一個差勁的丈夫會說「我愛妳」或「妳是我的依靠」。

But only Donald Trump could state his wife's physical location and then just move on.

但只有唐納·川普會說出他妻子的確切位置，然後就這樣過去了。

But did you know that the FIFA World cup draw and Peace Prize ceremony also contains a World cup draw?

但你知道嗎？FIFA World Cup Draw 和諾貝爾和平獎頒獎典禮裡也包含一個 World cup draw？

You have to basically mingle the balls a little bit.

I haven't seen balls mingled like that since Bible camp.

我從來沒看過這麼混合的球，除非是在聖經營的時候。

Someday they're gonna make you stop going to that camp.

總有一天他們會讓你不能再去那個營隊。

A performance by our village's finest people.

由我們村裡最棒的村民帶來的表演。

I can't believe the village people were available.

我真不敢相信村民們竟然有空。

You know, I think they live at the Kennedy center now.

你知道，我認為他們現在住在甘迺迪中心。

Last time I was there, I saw the cowboy bathing himself in the sink.

上次我去那裡的時候，我看到牛仔在水槽裡洗澡。

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