Name: 真實奶爸解答人生中最常被Google的疑問！ (Real Dads Answer Life’s Most Googled Questions)
Uploaded: 2025-12-12T17:00:30.000Z
Duration: 8 min 19 s

You light some candles, you put some roses on the bed, and through God's love.

你點些蠟燭，在床上放些玫瑰，然後靠上帝的愛。

I have one daughter who's three years old.

And today I'm answering life's most googled questions.

那今天我要來回答大家最常在 Google 上搜尋的問題。

How do you know if someone likes you back?

你怎麼知道對方是不是也喜歡你？

Like everything will feel like it's supposed to be.

Or they'll just try to find an excuse to be around you.

不然他們就是會找藉口待在你身邊。

If you're constantly thinking and you're nervous about how somebody feels toward you and you're overthinking it, it might be that that person doesn't like you or they're not right for you.

如果你一直想東想西，擔心別人對你的感覺，想太多了，那可能代表那個人不喜歡你，或者你們不適合。

How to kiss with my lips and if she's lucky, my tongue.

怎麼用我的嘴脣親吻，如果她幸運的話，還有我的舌頭。

Okay, so just a regular kiss on the mouth.

好的，所以就是一個普通的嘴脣親吻。

You know, you just move in, wet your lips a little bit, hopefully you have decent breath.

你知道的，你就靠近一點，讓嘴脣濕潤一點，希望你的口氣不錯。

我認為 Hitch 裡的那個親吻時刻。

In a moment, you're having a conversation.

Once you get past 50% of the way to a kiss with a person, if they don't want to kiss you, they're gonna back off and it's gonna be awkward.

當你跟一個人接吻前進超過一半的距離，如果他們不想跟你接吻，他們就會退縮，氣氛就會很尷尬。

But hey, you will found out they didn't want to kiss you.

但嘿，你會發現他們不想跟你接吻。

If you get past like 60, 70% distance, they're probably gonna lean in.

如果你前進了大概 60、70% 的距離，他們很可能會靠近。

The rest of the way, the kiss will happen.

Yeah, they have a whole range of GLP1 drugs now that you can lose weight with.

對啊，他們現在有一整系列的 GLP1 藥物可以讓你減肥。

Calorie deficit, like, I don't know, getting your 10,000 steps.

熱量赤字，像是，我不知道，走到你的一萬步。

And make sure you're in a calorie deficit.

You light some candles, you put some roses on the bed.

你點些蠟燭，在床上放些玫瑰花。

然後透過上帝的愛，從性行為中。

I'd say the modern answer would be like, just ask ChatGPT to give you your cover letter.

我會說，現在的答案就是，直接請 ChatGPT 幫你寫履歷。

I'm sure AI could write a cover letter for you now.

我確定現在 AI 也可以幫你寫求職信。

But honestly, everyone knows you're just having AI do it.

但說真的，大家都知道你只是讓 AI 幫你做的。

所以就像那已經是過去的事了。

Meet a bunch of other people, get out there, have fun.

去認識一些新朋友，走出去，好好玩。

I went and I got a huge meal at Fat Burger.

我跑去 Fat Burger 吃了超大一餐。

I think the instinct is to like dwell on it a lot, which is like totally human nature.

我覺得本能就是會一直去想它，這完全是人之常情。

The thing you have to think about is how do you find your own happiness?

你要思考的是，要怎麼找到自己的快樂？

What are the things you want to develop in your own life?

你人生中想要發展的事情是什麼？

It could just be something that gets you going again towards something that's not dwelling on the relationship.

可以只是讓你重新振作，不再沉溺於感情的事情。

That's such like a dad saying I sound like my dad.

這根本就像爸爸在說我跟我爸一樣。

Put together your list of accomplishments and the things you've done above and beyond your job description and the amount of money that's helped earn the company.

把你的成就清單整理出來，還有你做過哪些超出職責範圍的事，以及你為公司賺了多少錢。

You can estimate it or talk to some other people around the company.

你可以自己估計，或跟公司裡其他人聊聊。

Try and figure out some value of what you've done.

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