Name: 山姆大叔的浣熊變胖了？巴哈名曲新詮釋！帕瑪森乾酪進軍好萊塢？！ (Meanwhile... Overweight Raccoon | Corey Does Bach | Parmigiano Reggiano Goes Hollywood)
Uploaded: 2025-11-21T17:06:41.000Z
Duration: 5 min 59 s

Give it up for Louis Cato and the band, everybody.

各位，為 Louis Cato 和樂團鼓掌！

Coming up in just a moment, my friends, we have the great senator Elizabeth Warren will be out here.

接下來馬上，我的朋友們，我們將請到偉大的參議員 Elizabeth Warren。

We'll talk about some stuff, talk about some threats and stuff like that.

我們會聊聊一些事情，聊聊一些威脅之類的。

And then just an extreme extraordinary artist, Billy Strings will be out here after that.

然後緊接著，一位極致非凡的藝術家 Billy Strings 也會登場。

Plays a little music into this holiday week.

If you watch the show, you know that I spend most of my time over there in the news workshop assembling the most topical story.

如果你有看我們的節目，就知道我大部分時間都在新聞工作室，製作最貼近時事的報導。

Leather with 400 grams of heat seeker, eco insulation, a snowshoe heel clip and gator d rings to make the north face Chilkat V400 boots that are my nightly monologue.

這雙 North Face Chilkat V400 靴子，有 400 克熱尋找器生態絕緣、雪鞋後跟夾和鱷魚 D 型環，這就是我的夜間獨白。

But sometimes, just sometimes, folks, I wake up naked in the cabin of an abandoned jeep wrangler in the hinterlands where I shoot stripped the fan belt off the engine to strap squirrel nests from my feet and trudge toward town wearing nothing but the hoth moccasins of news that are my segments.

但有時候，真的有時候，各位，我會赤裸著醒來，發現自己身處一輛廢棄的吉普車牧馬人小屋裡，在荒野中，我拆下引擎的風扇皮帶，綁在腳上當作雪鞋，只穿著新聞的 hoth 軟靴，這就是我的單元，一步步艱難地走向城鎮。

Meanwhile, that's all I need to keep me warm.

同時，這就是我所需的一切保暖。

That's the hand warmers, hand warmers of late night right there.

這就是手部保暖器，深夜的手部保暖器。

Meanwhile, thanks to a new breakthrough, robots in your bloodstream could deliver drugs into precise locations by a surgeon using a not that different from a PlayStation controller.

同時，多虧了一項新的突破，血液中的機器人可以由外科醫生透過類似 PlayStation 控制器的裝置，將藥物精確地送到特定位置。

I look forward to those pre operation assurances.

Dr. Goldberg has achieved Kingpin in Grand Theft Auto 5.

Goldberg 醫師在《俠盜獵車手 5》裡已經練就了「金霸王」等級。

Meanwhile, an overweight raccoon was found wandering through an English neighborhood that weighed in at 24.69 pounds, more than three times the average weight of a healthy adult of the species.

同時，在英國有隻超重的浣熊被發現悠哉地在街上閒晃，牠的體重高達 24.69 磅，是同類健康成年浣熊平均體重的三倍多。

There's just more of him to give you rabies.

只是牠身上有比較多的部分可以傳染狂犬病給你。

This fat ass raccoon over here is doubly rare because raccoons are considered an invasive species in England and were banned outright in 2016.

這隻胖屁股浣熊在這裡是雙重稀有，因為浣熊在英國被視為入侵物種，並在 2016 年被全面禁止。

English people have so much in common with raccoons.

They both have opposable thumbs and love eating garbage.

牠們都有可以對握的拇指，而且都愛吃垃圾。

In other raccoon news, a new study has found that raccoons living in urban areas are physically changing in response to life around humans, which is an early step toward domestication.

另外一個關於浣熊的新聞是，一項新研究發現，生活在都市地區的浣熊，身體正在因應人類周遭的生活而改變，這是邁向馴化的早期階段。

Which means we are one step closer to my dream of the Westminster Raccoon show.

這意味著我們離我夢想中的西敏寺浣熊秀又近了一步。

Meanwhile, previously unknown works by Johann Sebastian Bach have been presented and performed in Germany for the first time in 320 years.

同時，約翰·塞巴斯蒂安·巴赫先前未知的作品，在德國現身並演出，這是 320 年來的第一次。

And I am honored to say that we here at the Late Night have a copy of this never before heard Bach piece, which will now be performed for the first time in the United States by our keyboard player, Corey Bernhard.

而我很榮幸地宣佈，我們《深夜秀》這裡有一份這首前所未聞的巴赫樂曲的副本，它將由我們 the keyboard player, Corey Bernhard 首次在美國演出。

Cory, that Bach piece sounds a lot like the theme from Cheers.

Cory，那首巴赫的樂曲聽起來很像《歡樂酒店》的主題曲。

嗯，這就是巴赫的妙處，Steven。

It's original, yet it still feels so familiar.

它原創，但又讓人感覺如此熟悉。

Yes, the cheese has been signed as a client by the United Talent Agency.

是的，這個起司已經被聯合人才經紀公司簽下來當客戶了。

Parmigiano's been doing great work for decades.

帕瑪森乾酪幾十年來一直有很棒的表現。

You made it clear just a moment ago that your men never take matters in their own hands.

妳剛才已經說得很清楚，妳的人從來不親自動手。

妳的人只會聽命令，不然就會有人死。

So Santiago shouldn't have been in any danger at all, should he have?

所以 Santiago 根本就不該有任何危險，對吧？

Colonel, I'd like an answer to the question.

長官，我想要這個問題的答案。

The Parmigiano Reggiano consortium, which regulates and promotes the cheese, is mounting a big push to get the King of Cheese's product placement in Hollywood projects.

帕瑪森乾酪協會，這個負責規範和推廣乾酪的組織，正積極推動將「乾酪之王」的產品置入好萊塢的影視作品中。

They want their cheese and entertainment so bad that a few months ago, and

他們對乾酪和娛樂產業的渴望，幾個月前，

this is true, the consortium sent me this entire wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano.

這是真的，該協會寄給我整整一塊帕瑪森乾酪。

They mailed me a 90 pound disc of old milk in the hopes that I would talk about it on tv, which I wouldn't do even if they'd flash burned my face into the side of it.

他們寄給我一塊 90 磅的陳年牛奶圓盤，希望我能在電視上談論它，即使他們把我的臉燒進旁邊，我也絕對不會做。

We'll be right back with Senator Elizabeth Warren.

我們馬上回來，請看參議員 Elizabeth Warren。

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