Name: 特朗普強迫與習近平約會，MTG對Desi Lydic來說太有意義了 | 每日秀 (Trump Forces a Playdate with Xi Jinping & MTG Makes Too Much Sense for Desi Lydic | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2025-11-03T00:58:33.000Z
Duration: 9 min 54 s

Trump has spent all week hopping his way through Asia, meeting leaders from Malaysia, Japan, and South Korea.

川普這週都在亞洲穿梭，會見了馬來西亞、日本和韓國的領導人。

But today, he went face to face with Asia's final boss, Chinese President Xi Jinping.

但今天，他與亞洲的最終魔王，中國國家主席習近平正面交鋒。

And, boy, did he not match Trump's energy.

而且，天啊，他完全跟不上川普的氣勢。

Mr. President, the President of the People's Republic of China.

總統先生，中華人民共和國的總統。

And we're going to have a very successful meeting.

我們將會有一場非常成功的會晤。

但他是一位非常強硬的談判者。

Remember, call your doctor if your handshake lasts longer than four hours.

記住，如果您的握手時間超過四小時，請諮詢您的醫生。

But this is such a strange from how every other leader on this trip has interacted with Trump.

但這與這次行程中其他領導人與Trump互動的方式截然不同。

Malaysia's throwing a concert for him, Korea's giving him crowns.

馬來西亞正在為他舉辦演唱會，韓國則贈送他皇冠。

Then Xi comes in like his mom forced him to have a play date with a weird kid at school.

然後習近平進來，就像他媽媽強迫他去學校和一個怪小孩玩一樣。

The bigger question was, what happened at that meeting?

更大的問題是，會議上發生了什麼？

Trump said that China has been eating America's lunch for decades, and

川普說，中國幾十年來一直在佔美國的便宜，

this was his chance to see a major trade deal that finally makes things right.

這是他看到一項重大貿易協議終於讓事情變得正確的機會。

President Trump back on Air Force One after his meeting with Chinese leader Xi Jinping, where the leaders agreed to a tentative truce in the trade war that brings tariffs and other measures back to where they were before recent escalations.

川普總統在與中國領導人習近平會面後，回到空軍一號，雙方同意貿易戰暫時休兵，將關稅和其他措施恢復到近期升級前的水準。

He's basically reset the clock to January.

你為了這個跑了這麼遠到亞洲？

Okay, I think we can agree that meeting was a waste of time.

好吧，我想我們可以同意這次會面是浪費時間。

On the scale from 0 to 10, with 10 being the best, I would say the meeting was a 12.

從0到10的等級，10是最好的，我會說這次會面是12。

Spoken like a guy who does not know the order of numbers.

這話聽起來就像一個不知道數字順序的人說的。

Meanwhile, back at home on this night before Halloween, we're still dealing with the government shutdown.

同時，回到家這邊，就在萬聖節前夕的今晚，我們還在處理政府關門的問題。

And it's been the same story from a month now.

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene acknowledging she lashed out on a Republican call.

國會議員瑪喬麗·泰勒·格林承認她在共和黨電話會議上大發雷霆。

You're telling me Representative Cruella deville lost her composure.

你說代表 Cruella deville 失去了她的鎮定。

She's saying the Democrats want to give health care to Joe Biden's auto pen.

她說民主黨想給喬·拜登的自動筆提供健保。

In a break with her party, she confronted Speaker Johnson, saying, I have no respect for the House not being in session, and

她打破了黨派的界線，直接質問眾議院議長強生，說：「我對眾議院未召開會議一點都不尊重，而且

I demand to know from Speaker Johnson what the Republican plan for health care is.

我要求眾議院議長強生告訴我，共和黨的健保計畫是什麼。」

I'd also love to hear the Republican plan for health care.

我也很想聽聽共和黨的健保計畫。

我是說，妳知道大家怎麼說的。

Even a stopped Clock is right twice a day.

Or, as Marjorie Taylor Greene says, clocks cause autism.

或者，就像瑪喬麗·泰勒·格林說的，時鐘會導致自閉症。

I guess we can all enjoy that, because she is literally wrong about everything else.

我想我們都可以享受這個，因為她對其他所有事情都錯得離譜。

Let's take, for example, this $40 billion bailout for Argentina.

我們來看看，舉例來說，這個給阿根廷的400億美元紓困金。

That's probably one of the grossest things I've ever seen.

這大概是我看過最噁心的事情之一了。

沒錯，那確實是件挺噁心的事。

等等，好像有什麼怪事發生了。

Am I agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene?

我竟然在認同瑪喬麗·泰勒·格林嗎？

But it's a testament to the incompetence of this administration that even his ideological allies like Marjorie Taylor Greene are starting to find common ground with his critics.

但這也證明瞭這個政府的無能，連他意識形態上的盟友，像是瑪喬麗·泰勒·格林，都開始跟他批評者找到共同點了。

Although, obviously, let's not forget who we're dealing with here.

雖然，很明顯地，我們別忘了我們在這裡面對的是誰。

We're not going to agree on much more than that.

我們大概就只能在這一點上比較有共識了。

Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is now backing a move to force a floor vote requiring the Justice Department to release all Epstein documents.

喬治亞州國會議員瑪喬麗·泰勒·格林現在支持一項動議，要求司法部公開所有愛潑斯坦的文件，並強制進行院會表決。

We should be passing the discharge petition that Thomas Massie put in to release the Epstein files.

我們應該通過湯瑪斯·馬西提出的動議，來公開愛潑斯坦的文件。

Those are the things that we should be doing.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。

I do not want to agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene.

我不想同意瑪喬麗·泰勒·格林。

Okay, this is really starting to creep me out.

好啦，這真的開始讓我覺得毛毛的。

She doesn't really want the Epstein files released.

她其實不太想讓愛潑斯坦的檔案公開。

等等，那是 Daily Show 的家用電話嗎？

No one's called that since the 90s when I was born.

我出生那時候的 90 年代之後就沒人打過了。

Marjorie Taylor Greene has said a few reasonable things.

瑪喬麗·泰勒·格林說了一些還算合理的話。

That doesn't mean that we have the same feelings about the Republican Party.

這不代表我們對共和黨有同樣的看法。

I'm beyond pissed off at my own party and the leadership in the House and the Senate that they are totally blowing it.

我對我自己的黨，還有眾議院和參議院的領導層感到非常生氣，他們完全搞砸了。