Name: 奇妙先生給泰勒-斯威夫特和特拉維斯-凱爾斯的婚前建議 (Mr. Wonderful's pre-marital advice for Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce)
Uploaded: 2025-08-27T13:18:48.000Z
Duration: 2 min 39 s

It's time for the News Nightcap Paper Rings edition.

又到了新聞夜話紙環版的時間。

過去簡單式

Now, if you somehow missed it today because you were underneath a rock, it is Love Story, and Taylor Swift just had hers.

現在，如果你因為躲在石頭下面而錯過了今天的節目，那就是 "愛情故事"，泰勒-斯威夫特（Taylor Swift）剛剛上演了她的 "愛情故事"。

She and her new fiance, Travis Kelsey, posted these engagement photos on their Instagram accounts, and everyone here is married.  So you each have 30 seconds to tell us what marriage advice you have to make it a perfect love story for this Romeo and Juliet.

她和她的新未婚夫特拉維斯-凱爾西（Travis Kelsey）在他們的 Instagram 賬戶上發佈了這些訂婚照片，這裡的每個人都已結婚。  所以，你們每人有 30 秒的時間告訴我們，你們有什麼婚姻建議，可以讓這對羅密歐與朱麗葉的愛情故事更加完美。

We need more of that, and we need him to support her to do another tour.

我們需要更多這樣的人，我們需要他支持她再做一次巡演。

I have a feeling the tour is coming.  All right, Scott.

我有預感巡演就要開始了  好了，斯科特

I think my advice to Travis is that he has to remember that in this particular relationship, he's not the MVP.

我想我給特拉維斯的建議是，他必須記住，在這段特殊的關係中，他不是MVP。

Like, we are never gonna hear about you unless you mess something up.

就像，除非你把事情搞砸了，否則我們永遠不會聽到你的消息。

Finances are important, and they should have a rule.

財務很重要，應該有一個規則。

Neither of them should spend more than $200 without clearing it.

在未結清的情況下，兩人的花費都不應超過 200 美元。

You might wanna add, like, two or three zeros to that.

你可能需要在後面加上兩三個零。

Never go to bed poor, and never spend more than 200 bucks without telling your spouse.

不要窮困潦倒地上床睡覺，不要瞞著配偶花費超過 200 美元。

I think you could add, like, three zeros to that, and I think it would be in the ballgame of what these two need to talk about.

我覺得你可以在這個基礎上再加三個零，我覺得就能達到這兩個人需要討論的目的了。

Well, I'm gonna give them both an engagement gift.

好吧，我要給他們倆一份訂婚禮物。

It's a free prenup at HelloPrenup.com, one of my companies.

這是我的公司之一 HelloPrenup.com 上的免費婚前協議。

I invest in divorce because it's a good business.

我投資離婚，因為這是一門好生意。

這對他們來說是免費的，謝天謝地。

I'll tell the executives at HelloPrenup.com, free for them.

我會告訴HelloPrenup.com的高管，免費提供給他們。

Everybody should take a look at that for their current or future marriages.

每個人都應該為自己現在或將來的婚姻考慮一下。

Don't have a prenup, but I've been married for 10 years.

我沒有婚前協議，但我已經結婚 10 年了。

沒有什麼，這是我的，這是你的。

This is why she's still married. 10 years, going strong.

這就是為什麼她還在結婚。10年了，一直在繼續。

And I think they're gonna be together for a long time.

我覺得他們會在一起很長時間。

And someday they will have kids of their own.

有一天，他們也會有自己的孩子。

And my advice when that happens is you have to have a united front.

遇到這種情況，我的建議是，你們必須統一戰線。

Because these kids, by the time they're 18 months old, they're gonna suss out the weak link.

因為這些孩子在18個月大的時候 就會找出薄弱環節了

I don't know who it's gonna be, but Travis, I'm looking at you.

我不知道會是誰，但是特拉維斯，我在看著你。

Or the kids are gonna, he's a big guy, but he's a softie.

或者孩子們會說，他是個大塊頭，但他是個軟蛋。

So Travis, you gotta bind together with Taylor.

所以特拉維斯，你得和泰勒綁在一起。

Have a unified front to withstand the pressure.

Remember, she has more dough than he does.

And never ask, what do you wanna do for dinner?

永遠不要問，你晚飯想吃什麼？

Everyone, thank you very much for watching.

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