Name: 歐文-威爾遜接受科爾伯特提問--第一部分 (Owen Wilson Takes The Colbert Questionert - Part One)
Uploaded: 2025-07-20T17:52:48.000Z
Duration: 7 min 31 s

Hey, welcome back everybody and ladies and gentlemen, you know my first guest tonight from Midnight in Paris, the Royal Tenenbaums and Zoolander.

歡迎大家回來 女士們先生們 你們知道我今晚的第一位嘉賓 來自《午夜巴黎》 《皇家特倫鮑姆》和《祖蘭德》

He now stars in the Apple TV Plus show, Stick.

他現在出演 Apple TV Plus 節目《Stick》。

I've wanted to talk to you for a long time.

I've been a fan since Bottle Rocket, since back in the day.

從《瓶裝火箭》開始，我就一直是它的粉絲。

Yeah, and you know, I just thought that after so many years of wanting to talk to you, we could just go into some old normal interview right now.

是啊，你知道，我只是想，這麼多年來一直想和你談談，我們現在可以進行一些老式的正常訪談了。

I think that because it's been so long since I've had a chance to talk to you, I've wanted to for so long, that I thought maybe we just try to go straight to the heart of Owen Wilson.

我想，因為我已經很久沒有機會和你哈拉了，我想了很久，我想也許我們可以試著直擊歐文-威爾遜的內心。

We have this thing on the show, it's called the Colbert Questionnaire.

我們節目裡有個東西 叫做 "科爾伯特問卷

And I was wondering, are you familiar, have you heard of it?

Your friends out in Hollywood have told you about the questionnaire?

你在好萊塢的朋友告訴你問卷調查的事了嗎？

It takes a fair amount of courage because these are all ergonomically designed to penetrate straight to your soul and reveal you to an audience.

這需要相當大的勇氣，因為這些都是根據人體工程學原理設計的，可以直接穿透你的靈魂，將你展現給觀眾。

Let's figure out what makes this guy click.

讓我們來看看是什麼讓這傢伙一鳴驚人。

Well, Brave Man, so what's going to happen right now, ladies and gentlemen?

勇敢的人，女士們先生們，現在會發生什麼呢？

This is the Colbert Questionnaire with Owen Wilson.

這是歐文-威爾遜的科爾伯特問卷。

All right, you want to hydrate or something?

好吧，你想補充水分還是什麼？

Owen Wilson, first question of the Colbert Questionnaire.

歐文-威爾遜，科爾伯特問卷調查的第一個問題。

先生，我們會讓你慢慢適應的，好嗎？

Well, of course the little kid in you wants to find a loophole and say an ice cream sandwich.

當然，你心裡的那個小孩會想找一個漏洞，說可以吃冰淇淋三明治。

I think what I would say is, you know, when we would visit my grandmother and go to the beach, she would make PB&Js with the crust cut off on Pepperidge Farm bread.

我想我要說的是，你知道，當我們去海邊看望我祖母時，她會用 Pepperidge Farm 麵包做 PB&Js，把麵包皮切掉。

And then having that, you know, nothing works up an appetite like swimming in the ocean.

然後，你知道，沒有什麼比在海里游泳更能激發食慾了。

Because you get the salty and you get the sweet at the same time.

因為你可以同時嚐到鹹味和甜味。

Yeah, what jelly are we talking about here?

Oh, Owen Wilson, what was the first concert you attended?

歐文-威爾遜，你參加的第一場音樂會是什麼？

It was the Rolling Stones. 1980, so I was 12.

那是滾石樂隊。1980年，我12歲。

And that's where Mick Jagger was wearing kind of like football pants.

米克-賈格爾就在那裡穿了一條類似足球褲的褲子。

These were yellow, kind of canary yellow.

這些是黃色的，有點像金絲雀的黃色。

And, you know, and the day before, it had been just a downpour.

而且，你知道，前一天還下了一場大雨。

And so the day that I went, they were really happy.

所以我去的那天，他們真的很開心。

There was no rain, and it was a beautiful, I mean, it was just kind of overwhelming, you know, for a 12-year-old.

沒有下雨，天氣也很好，我是說，對於一個 12 歲的孩子來說，這簡直是太美妙了。

Or anything you remember from that concert?

But my favorite, I think I would have to say Tumbling Dice.

但我最喜歡的還是《翻滾的骰子》。

Or maybe the Keith Richards one, Happy, that he sings.

或者是凱斯-理查茲唱的那首《快樂》。

我的凱斯是《在他們逼我逃跑之前》。

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