Name: 邀請所有流媒體平臺參加會議 (Every Streaming platform invited to a meeting)
Uploaded: 2025-07-13T00:38:28.000Z
Duration: 2 min 56 s

So, why didn't I get invited to a meeting with a bunch of...  Whoa, whoa, whoa!

那麼，為什麼我沒有被邀請參加與一群......  哇 哇 哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa！

Oh, shut up, Disney, you soulless conglomerate!

哦，閉嘴吧，迪斯尼，你這個沒有靈魂的企業集團！

You can't even nail a decent score on Rotten Tomatoes anymore.

在爛番茄網站上，你甚至連一個像樣的分數都拿不到了。

Wow, you really put the crit in hypocrite, Amazon.

哇，亞馬遜，你可真是把 "偽君子 "寫得入木三分啊。

Nobody's too money-hungry tools fighting.

沒有人嫌錢多，也沒有人嫌打架的工具多。

When was the last time you've been relevant?

你上一次成為相關人物是什麼時候？

阿博特小學》是一檔非常棒的節目。

You're right, I don't have good things to say about that show.

你說得對，我對那部劇沒什麼好印象。

Yeah, yeah, yeah, true, true, true, true.

是啊，是啊，是啊，沒錯，沒錯，沒錯，沒錯。

Maybe we can do a bundle deal together or something.

也許我們可以一起做個捆綁交易什麼的。

What are you doing sitting in the corner?

反正你也不能和我們坐在一起。

When was the last time you dropped a hit series anyways?

你上一次推出熱門劇集是什麼時候？

I learn from their failures before I make a move.

我從他們的失敗中吸取教訓，然後再採取行動。

To master the art of war, one must learn the importance of patience.

要掌握戰爭藝術，就必須學會忍耐的重要性。

Someday, anime will reign and become the supreme form of entertainment.

總有一天，動漫會成為至高無上的娛樂形式。

I brought everyone here so I can pitch an idea.

我把大家帶到這裡來，是為了提出一個想法。

Now, we know that the average household pays no more than $10 a month.

現在，我們知道普通家庭每月支付的費用不超過 10 美元。

We have more than two to three streaming services and you all are fighting each other to gain their subscription.

我們有兩三家以上的流媒體服務公司，你們都在互相爭奪用戶。

But what if I told you we can end this beef?

但如果我告訴你，我們可以結束這場爭吵呢？

A special team where we can connect all these streaming services so our members are able to watch all their favorite shows on one collective platform.

一個特殊的團隊，我們可以將所有這些流媒體服務連接起來，這樣我們的會員就可以在一個集體平臺上觀看他們喜愛的所有節目。

Well, if we are able to limit members to watch shows through specific time slots, then we can see an increase in profit margin.

好吧，如果我們能夠限制會員在特定時段觀看節目，那麼我們就能看到利潤率的增長。

這意味著我們可以向工作室支付更少的費用。

Yeah, I'm thinking that the name should revolve around being able to connect.

是的，我覺得這個名字應該圍繞 "連接 "這個主題。

I want to thank BigTimeRush10 for loosely coming up with this idea.

我要感謝 BigTimeRush10 想出了這個主意。

If you have any ideas on sketches or premises, please comment below.

如果您有任何關於草圖或前提的想法，請在下面發表評論。

And if it sparks an idea, then I'll give it a shot and I'll give you a shoutout.

如果它能激發我的靈感，我就會給它一個機會，併為你點贊。

窈窕淑女，君子好逑，再見，再會。