Name: 沒人喜歡特朗普的愚蠢遊行 | Drunk On Fox | No Kings：美國曆史上最大規模的抗議活動 (Nobody Enjoyed Trump's Stupid Parade | Drunk On Fox | No Kings: The Biggest Protest In U.S. History)
Uploaded: 2025-06-17T15:44:59.000Z
Duration: 12 min

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And folks, I got to tell you, I am in a great mood tonight because this weekend was Father's Day, and Daddy got just what he wanted.

夥計們，我得告訴你們，我今晚心情很好，因為這個週末是父親節，爸爸得到了他想要的東西。

No one came to Trump's big stupid birthday parade.

沒有人來參加特朗普愚蠢的生日大遊行。

Though, of course, the White House claims that 250,000 people attended.

當然，白宮聲稱有 25 萬人參加了會議。

So now, apparently, a quarter of a million people looks like this.

是以，很顯然，現在 25 萬人看起來是這樣的。

They must be really good at hide and seek.

It was, hey, MAGA sounds for Make America Grass Again, I guess.

我猜，MAGA 的意思是 "讓美國重新煥發生機"。

That was so sparsely attended that these poor troops were forced to march past empty bleachers.

由於參加的人太少，這些可憐的部隊不得不在空蕩蕩的看臺前行進。

You guys, I don't think our parents came to our show.

夥計們，我覺得我們的父母沒有來看我們的演出。

It also lacked a certain showmanship, which is surprising because we heard it had tanks and stuff.

它還缺乏一定的表演性，這讓人感到驚訝，因為我們聽說它有坦克什麼的。

但實際上，你得到的就是這個。

We may have won WWII, but this weekend, we lost the battle of WD-40.

我們可能贏得了二戰，但這個週末，我們輸掉了 WD-40 之戰。

That tank was so slow, it was later lapped by a tumbleweed.

那輛坦克太慢了，後來被風滾草拍了一下。

I'm sorry, took to this guy holding a drone.

對不起，我看到這傢伙拿著一架無人機。

It is going to blow his mind when he finds out that that thing can fly.

當他發現那東西會飛的時候，一定會大吃一驚。

A parade this big might sound like a giant waste of taxpayer money, but the White House did find a way to make a teeny bit of that cash back.

這麼大的遊行聽起來像是對納稅人錢財的巨大浪費，但白宮還是想辦法賺回了一點錢。

Special thanks to our sponsor, Lockheed Martin.

特別感謝我們的贊助商洛克希德馬丁公司。

特別感謝我們的贊助商 Coinbase。

Now, some people have said that's in bad taste.

現在，有人說這樣做很沒品位。

But remember, our military has always had sponsorships.

但請記住，我們的軍隊一直都有贊助。

Who can forget FDR's speech after Pearl Harbor?

誰能忘記羅斯福在珍珠港事件後的演講？

December 7, 1941, a date that is brought to you by Farmers Insurance.

1941 年 12 月 7 日，一個由農民保險公司帶來的日子。

We are farmers, bum, bum, bum, bum, World War II.

我們是農民，無業遊民，無業遊民，無業遊民，第二次世界大戰。

The parade's corporate sponsors included the new energy drink, Form, who handed out cans of their new flavor, Screamin' Freedom, which contains 200 milligrams of caffeine and an additional 100 milligrams of cajole coffee extract.

遊行的企業贊助商包括新型能量飲料 Form 公司，該公司派發了一罐新口味的 "Screamin' Freedom "飲料，其中含有 200 毫克咖啡因和 100 毫克咖啡因咖啡提取物。

I don't know about the freedom part, but if you drank that, I guarantee you at least one of your orifices will be screaming.

我不知道自由那部分，但如果你喝了它，我保證你至少有一個肛門會尖叫。

Also, if you're tempted to have a taste, please be aware, Screamin' Freedom is not recommended for children, people sensitive to caffeine, pregnant women, or women who are nursing.

此外，如果您想嘗一口，請注意，不建議兒童、對咖啡因敏感的人、孕婦或哺乳期婦女食用 Screamin' Freedom。

In fact, if you drink Screamin' Freedom while you're nursing, your baby actually pops off your breast and flies around the room like a balloon.

事實上，如果你在哺乳時喝下 "尖叫自由"，你的寶寶就會從你的乳房上彈起來，像氣球一樣在房間裡飛來飛去。

It looked like nobody was having a good time at this thing.

在這裡，他正在慶祝自己的生日。

I know this is exactly the birthday I wanted.

我知道，這正是我想要的生日。

A hot, wet, empty lawn with a band playing my favorite tune.

炎熱、潮溼、空曠的草坪上，樂隊演奏著我最喜歡的曲子。

At one point, the president tried to get a little birthday loving from his wife and rejected.

有一次，總統想從妻子那裡得到一點生日關愛，但被拒絕了。

That is risky of her not to respond to his pinkie because as commander in chief, he could have declared a thumb war.

她不迴應他的小指頭是很冒險的，因為作為總司令，他本可以宣佈一場拇指戰爭。

It was such a long day that the birthday boy seemed to fall asleep during the fireworks.

這一天太漫長了，小壽星似乎在煙花中睡著了。

Have that stored in a well-ventilated room.

將其存放在通風良好的房間裡。

Of course, as reported on Fox News, the parade was a glorious patriotic display of America's most powerful sauntering.

當然，正如福克斯新聞報道的那樣，閱兵式上美國最有權勢的人大步流星，展現了光輝燦爛的愛國主義風采。

But their celebratory broadcast went off the rails when Fox brought on military expert Rebecca Koffler, who appeared to have recently been defeated in the Battle of Sevigny-en-Blanc.

但是，當福克斯公司請來軍事專家麗貝卡-科夫勒（Rebecca Koffler）時，他們的慶祝廣播出現了偏差。

Rebecca, what are your thoughts tonight on the incredible symbolism and the messaging that we saw here tonight from the commander-in-chief on the Army's 250th birthday?

麗貝卡，今晚我們在這裡看到了陸軍總司令在陸軍250歲生日之際發出的令人難以置信的象徵意義和資訊，你對此有何看法？

I am so excited, Emily and Lucas Tomlinson.

我太激動了，艾米麗和盧卡斯-湯姆林森。

You're not supposed to be sloshed when you call into Fox News.

你給福克斯新聞打電話時不應該醉醺醺的。

You're supposed to be sloshed when you host Fox News.

你主持福克斯新聞的時候應該是醉醺醺的。

Here's what happened when Koffler tried to give a shout-out to the president.

以下是科夫勒試圖向總統致意時發生的情況。

Because of the mismanagement of the administrative states, they've been fighting these foreign wars.

由於行政州管理不善，他們一直在打這些對外戰爭。

But with our new commander-in-chief, Dolly Jane Trump.

但是，我們的新任總司令多莉-簡-特朗普。

她剛才說的是多莉-簡-特朗普嗎？

You send your little president to the military parade, a beautiful boy.

你把你的小總統送到閱兵式上，一個漂亮的男孩。

After that footage went viral, Koffler denied being drunk tweeting, truth, audio, video during hashtag military parade were corrupted due to intermittent slow internet connection.

在這段視頻被瘋傳之後，科夫勒否認自己喝醉了，他在推特上寫道："由於網絡連接時斷時續，閱兵式上的真相、音頻和視頻都被破壞了。

We checked the Fios website and it said there was indeed a blackout in her area.

我們查看了 Fios 網站，上面說她所在的地區確實停電了。

So the crowd was a little sparse down in D.C., but you know where people did show up?

華盛頓特區的觀眾有點稀少，但你知道哪裡有觀眾嗎？

Because an estimated 5 million people protested the Trump administration's corruption and overreach at No Kings marches all across the country.

因為估計有 500 萬人在全國各地的 "無國王 "遊行中抗議特朗普政府的腐敗和越權行為。

沒人喜歡特朗普的愚蠢遊行 | Drunk On Fox | No Kings：美國曆史上最大規模的抗議活動 (Nobody Enjoyed Trump's Stupid Parade | Drunk On Fox | No Kings: The Biggest Protest In U.S. History)

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