Name: 柯南-奧布萊恩談王子對他撒謊、採訪奧巴馬和 "柯南-奧布萊恩必須離開" (Conan O’Brien on Prince Lying to Him, Interviewing Obama and "Conan O’Brien Must Go")
Uploaded: 2025-03-20T16:29:51.000Z
Duration: 10 min 43 s

柯南-奧布萊恩（Conan O'Brien）今晚和我們在一起。

Uh, congratulations on the podcast, uh, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend.

祝賀你的播客 "柯南-奧布萊恩需要朋友 "上線

Yeah, and what's been fun is it, um, started...

It started as almost kind of a joke, and then it really blew up, and it's been so much fun, and I do it with Sonam Ovsessian, Matt Gourley, and...

我和索南-奧夫塞西安、馬特-古利以及...

She's my assistant in real life, and always mouths off to me and doesn't care, and she's wonderful.

在現實生活中，她是我的助理，總是對我喋喋不休，而且毫不在意，她非常棒。

And, um, and I love doing it because as much...

而且，嗯，我喜歡這樣做，因為...

This is, as you can attest, this is the best job in the world, but there is a thing where you talk to these people, and, you know, it's like six minutes, and then take a break, seven minutes, take a break, because you got to make sure you...

你可以證明，這是世界上最好的工作，但有一件事，你和這些人談話，你知道，這就像6分鐘，然後休息一下，7分鐘，休息一下，因為你必須確保你...

That's the format, and now I talk to people for an hour, and I just talked to, you know, one of my all-time heroes from when I was a kid, Carol Burnett, and talked to her for an hour, and I left the interview, and I'm driving home thinking about me as a kid sitting on the heating grate, you know, in Brookline, Mass, with my family, because whoever got the heating grate got the heat, and watching Carol Burnett, and how she was television comedy to me for a while, and the fact that I just spent an hour with her and had a mind meld, and I'm practically crying.

這就是我的採訪形式，現在我和別人一聊就是一個小時 我剛和我小時候的偶像之一卡羅爾・伯內特聊了一個小時你知道，在馬薩諸塞州的布魯克林，我和家人坐在暖氣爐排上，因為誰家的暖氣爐排熱，誰家就有暖氣，看著卡羅爾-伯內特，想著她是如何在一段時間內把電視喜劇帶給我的，想著我剛剛和她共度了一個小時，心靈交融的事實，我幾乎要哭了。

Irish Catholic, I can't really cry, but...

愛爾蘭天主教徒，我真的不能哭，但...

I loved this, I absolutely adored it, but this is a nice thing to do at this stage in my life.

我很喜歡，絕對喜歡，但在我人生的這個階段，這樣做很好。

這真的很有趣，所以我玩得很開心。

When you did this job, you met everybody.

當你做這份工作時，你認識了所有人。

I know people ask you this question, but...

我知道人們會問你這個問題，但是...

I bet you we have one person in common, which is McCartney, because we're both Beatle fanatics, so the times that I've had a chance to, a couple of times, interact with Paul McCartney.

我敢打賭，我們有一個共同點，那就是麥卡特尼，因為我們都是披頭士樂隊的狂熱粉絲，所以我曾有幾次機會與保羅-麥卡特尼交流。

Yeah, he almost acts like he's doing an impression of Paul McCartney.

是啊，他幾乎是在模仿保羅-麥卡特尼（Paul McCartney）。

I go, well, you know, that's great, Jimmy, you know, that's good, and I go, don't do that.

我說，好吧，你知道，這很好，吉米，你知道，這很好，我說，別這樣。

我說，等等，你是保羅-麥卡特尼。

We were doing the podcast, and President Obama came on the podcast, and he comes into this room.

我們在做播客的時候，奧巴馬總統來了，他走進了這個房間。

He comes into the room where we're gonna do it, and I'm just in the kitchen area of this nice hotel suite, and I hear him come in, and I just hear, like, hello, everybody.

他走進我們要做的房間 我就在這間漂亮的酒店套房的廚房裡 我聽到他進來的聲音 我就聽到 "大家好

And I start laughing, and all of a sudden,

Obama's head sticks around the corner, and he says, what are you laughing about, Conan?

奧巴馬的頭伸出牆角，他說，你笑什麼，柯南？

And I said, it just sounds like someone doing a Barack Obama impression.

我說，這聽起來就像有人在模仿奧巴馬。

這就是他的生活，但對我來說、

I have to say the most unique person was Prince, because, you know, just, people talk about talent, and then you see one person who's, there's 75,000 talented people in one person, but also, it was, he had this sort of trickster thing about him, do you know what I'm talking about?

我不得不說，最獨特的人是王子，因為，你知道，人們都在談論才華，而你看到的是一個人，一個人身上有 75,000 個才華橫溢的人，而且，他身上有一種詭計多端的東西，你知道我在說什麼嗎？

He was almost like a Batman villain, who was perfect looking, but also playing little mind games on you in a fun way, and I, and so I did this benefit once.

他就像《蝙蝠俠》裡的大反派，長相完美，但也會用一種有趣的方式跟你玩一些小心理遊戲，我就做過一次這樣的好事。

Tiger Woods asked me to emcee a benefit, and so I'm out in Las Vegas, and I'm hosting this benefit, and they got everybody to be on this thing, and the closer's gonna be Stevie Wonder, and so I say, ladies and gentlemen, Stevie Wonder, and there had been a rumor that Prince was gonna join

泰格-伍茲邀請我主持一場慈善晚會，所以我就去了拉斯維加斯，主持這場慈善晚會，他們讓每個人都參加，最後的壓軸嘉賓是史蒂夫-汪達，所以我說，女士們先生們，史蒂夫-汪達，之前有傳言說王子會加入

Stevie Wonder on stage for the last song, and I was like, that would be amazing.

史提夫-汪達（Stevie Wonder）在舞臺上演唱最後一首歌時，我就想，那一定會很棒。

So I go back, I say, ladies and gentlemen, Stevie Wonder.

所以我回到過去，我說，女士們先生們，史蒂夫-汪達。

I go backstage, and I'm standing there, and then you just feel a presence.

我走到後臺，站在那裡，你會感覺到一種存在。

I just felt a presence, and I look over, it's Prince, and he's the most perfect looking, right, person in the world, like, just beautiful skin, wearing like a turquoise body suit, just perfect, and he's just standing there, and he looks like he's made out of porcelain, just gorgeous, seriously.

我感覺到了一種存在，我看過去，是王子，他是世界上長得最完美的人，對吧，就像，皮膚很好，穿著綠松石色的緊身衣，非常完美，他就站在那裡，看起來就像瓷器做的一樣，非常華麗，真的。

He's like a statue of Prince, and he's gorgeous, beautiful, and I just look over at him, just as he looks at me, and he goes, hi.

他就像王子的雕像，華麗而美麗，我看著他，就像他看著我一樣，他說，嗨。

And I go, hi, hi, hello, and I don't know what to call him, because his name was changing, and I'm like, oh, Fred.

我不知道該叫他什麼，因為他的名字在變，我就叫他弗雷德。

沒有，但我說，這太令人興奮了。

你會和史蒂夫-汪達一起演出嗎？

And he went, no, and I said, oh, you're not gonna play with Stevie Wonder?

他說 "不"，我說 "哦，你不會和史蒂夫-汪達一起演出吧？

And he went, no, they tried to get me to, but I just don't feel it tonight, and I said, oh, and I said, so, huh, because that's what they're saying, and he went, no, it was a rumor, just a rumor.

他說，不，他們想讓我去，但我今晚沒感覺，我說，哦，我說，是嗎，因為他們是這麼說的，他說，不，那是謠言，只是謠言。

Just a rumor, not gonna play with Stevie Wonder, and I went, oh, okay, so then I listen, and out on the audience, Stevie Wonder starts to play the opening to Superstition, you know, on the piano, he starts to play it, and just then I see some motion, and out of the corner of my eye, a guy has put a guitar over Prince, and he starts playing the guitar lick, because he's radioed in.

只是有傳言說他不會和史提夫-汪達一起演出，我就想，哦，好吧，然後我聽著，在觀眾席上，史提夫-汪達開始彈奏《迷信》的開頭，你知道，在鋼琴上，他開始彈奏，就在這時，我看到了一些動靜，我的眼角餘光看到，一個人把一把吉他放在了普林斯身上，他開始彈奏吉他彈奏，因為他是通過無線電進來的。

Ba-dum-bum-bum-bum, dum-dum-dum-da-dum-da-dum-da-dum, and he looks at me, and he says, bye, and walks out.

他看著我，說了聲 "再見"，就走了出去。

Just walks out like, bye, dum-dum-dum-dum-da-dum-da-dum.

就像 "再見，達姆-達姆-達姆-達姆 "一樣走了出去。

Yeah, and then, I'll teach it to you guys, Jesus.

是的，然後，我會教給你們，耶穌。

And then I realized, there's a beauty to it, it's a surprise, so it's a surprise for the, whatever, 30,000 people in the crowd, but also for Conan, too.

然後我意識到，這也是一種美，是一種驚喜，所以這對人群中的 30000 人來說是驚喜，對柯南來說也是驚喜。

Or, I just was like, that is so weird, but I also loved it.

或者說，我只是覺得，這太奇怪了，但我也很喜歡。

Yeah, I mean, all sorts of weird stuff, and trickery, and stuff like that.

是的，我是說，各種奇怪的東西，還有詭計，諸如此類的東西。

I have a story where I got a text one night, and said, Prince wants to play ping pong against you.

我有個故事，一天晚上我收到一條簡訊，說王子想和你打乒乓球。

Oh, it's never Prince, too, it's other people telling you.

哦，也從來都不是王子，而是別人告訴你的。

Yeah, it was Prince's manager or something, and I go, I have to go, I think Prince wants to meet me, and so they go, okay.

是啊，是王子的經紀人什麼的，我說，我得走了，我想王子想見我，於是他們就走了，好吧。

It's like when Batman says, I need you, you just go, you know, it's just like.

就像蝙蝠俠說 "我需要你 "的時候 你就會衝上去，就像這樣

I got in a cab, I went down to this place, Spin, and I went in, and I go, hey, I'm here to see, and she goes, Prince?

我坐上計程車，來到這個地方，Spin，我走進去，我說，嘿，我來看看，她說，Prince？

She goes, yeah, he's right in that room over there.

她說，是的，他就在那邊的房間裡。

I go in, and Prince is waiting for me, in like a double-breasted, crushed, purple velvet, and holding a ping pong paddle, and he goes, you ready to do this?

我走進去，王子正等著我，他穿著雙排扣的紫色天鵝絨衣服，手裡拿著乒乓球拍，他說，你準備好了嗎？

And I was like, and it was the most insane night ever.

我當時想，那是有史以來最瘋狂的一晚。

It was just us, playing ping pong, and it was just crazy, and I.

就我們倆，打乒乓球，太瘋狂了。

And I bet if I had run into him outside, and said, did you just play ping pong with Jimmy Fallon?

我敢打賭，如果我在外面碰到他，然後問他，你剛才和吉米-法倫打乒乓球了嗎？

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