What is it called?

它叫什麼名字？

What is it?

是什麼？

Super Hot?

超級熱門？

The PlayStation 5.

PlayStation 5

Here we go.

開始了

I'm driving the PlayStation 5.

我在駕駛 PlayStation 5。

I'm gonna drive us over to some games.

我要開車帶我們去看比賽

Let's get some games for this thing.

讓我們為它找些遊戲吧。

Oh no!

哦，不

This is what it looked like when people saw a PS5 in the store two years ago.

這就是兩年前人們在商店裡看到 PS5 時的樣子。

Bye bye!

再見

I love you!

我愛你

I was playing the old Astro Bot with my daughter and she was waving back at the robot.

我和女兒一起玩以前的 Astro Bot，她向機器人揮手。

It's so cute.

太可愛了

The Gorilla Nebula.

大猩猩星雲

Now maybe this is a good game actually.

現在看來，這也許是個不錯的遊戲。

Oh look at this.

哦，看看這個。

This is a good graphics type of game.

這是一款畫面精美的遊戲。

Look at the flamingos.

看看這些火烈鳥

You know they used to call me Flamingo Dingo but that was back in Mexico.

他們以前叫我火烈鳥，但那是在墨西哥。

We don't talk about that.

我們不談這個。

Look at the leaves on this game.

看看這個遊戲的葉子。

Look at that water.

看看這水

Oh that's nice.

真不錯

Oh listen to the jingle on these flowers.

哦，聽聽這些花上的叮噹聲。

You get a nice jingle from there.

你會從中得到一段美妙的廣告詞。

Now you can get on the tree if you know how to do this right.

現在，如果你知道如何正確操作，你就可以上樹了。

Boom.

Boom.

You see what I'm saying?

你明白我的意思嗎？

Now watch this.

現在看這個。

Watch what I say.

注意我說的話

You can bop.

你可以跳起來

Boom.

Boom.

Right up there.

就在那兒

You see what I'm saying?

你明白我的意思嗎？

No!

不

He's trying to kill Jak and Daxter.

他想殺了雅克和達克斯特

Give me that guy.

把那傢伙給我

What's these guys?

他們是什麼人？

Oh this is nice.

哦，這個不錯。

Oh I like this.

哦，我喜歡這個。

Look at all the physics.

看看所有的物理學。

Look at the physics on this slide.

看看這張幻燈片上的物理現象。

Oh we're going in.

我們要進去了

Look at the fish on that pond.

看看池塘裡的魚

You can't do that on Nintendo Switch.

在任天堂交換機上無法做到這一點。

Look at all those fish.

看看這些魚

Oh my goodness.

我的天啊

Look at that turtle.

看看那隻烏龜

You can't do that on PlayStation 2 baby.

在 PlayStation 2 上可做不到，寶貝。

Oh this duck is a throwback to the game Bubba Ducky for PS3.

哦，這隻鴨子是 PS3 遊戲《Bubba Ducky》的翻版。

Look at the physics on the duck's butt.

看看鴨屁股上的物理現象。

Oh my goodness.

我的天啊

Look at this.

看看這個。

Oh that's slick.

哦，真狡猾。

Oh that's slick with that.

哦，這招真靈。

Watch out for this guy.

小心這傢伙

He'll steal your hat.

他會偷你的帽子

Oh what is that?

哦，那是什麼？

I cut the bamboo with my little laser.

我用我的小脈衝光切割竹子。

Oh that's slick.

哦，真狡猾。

Oh it's a slick type game.

哦，這是一款華而不實的遊戲。

Oh it's one of the slick type of games.

哦，這是一款華而不實的遊戲。

Look at that.

看看這個。

Oh that's a slick game.

哦，這遊戲真不錯。

Oh that's a good game.

哦，這遊戲不錯。

Oh look.

哦，你看

Oh.

哦。

Oh this is nice.

哦，這個不錯。

Oh what is this guy?

這傢伙是誰啊？

Oh you know I like this type of guy.

哦，你知道我喜歡這種人。

Oh cool.

哦，酷。

That's Yoshi.

那是耀西。

That's what Yoshi is.

這就是耀西。

Yep.

是的。

That's Yoshi mode.

這就是耀西模式。

Flamingos.

火烈鳥

I can fly too.

我也會飛

I'm one of you.

我是你們中的一員

Whee.

Whee.

I join you.

我加入你們。

Whee.

Whee.

I die.

我死了

These guys remind me of those guys who save in Rayman.

這些人讓我想起了《雷曼》裡那些救人的傢伙。

The Jinjos.

金喬家族

From Banjo-Kazooie.

來自《Banjo-Kazooie》。

You're still in a tree.

你還在樹上

Snake eater.

食蛇者

This is- That's straight from Mario Galaxy.

這是--這是直接從《馬里奧銀河》裡學來的。

I'm telling.

我告訴你

Oh it's Gray Fox.

是灰狐狸

You know his wife was a Russian figure skater from Czechoslovakia that she was made out of nanomachines.

你知道他的妻子是一位來自捷克斯洛伐克的俄羅斯花樣滑冰運動員，她是由納米機械製成的。

I know everything about games.

我對遊戲瞭如指掌。

So I know everything about what's in this game.

所以我對遊戲裡的東西瞭如指掌。

Maybe he's inside of the seal.

也許他就在封印裡面

Because if I was a robot, that's what I would do.

因為如果我是機器人，我就會這麼做。

Ice cream.

冰淇淋

Oh these are dipping dots.

哦，這些是浸漬點。

Look at the graphics on this graphics.

看看這個圖形上的圖案。

Look at that water.

看看這水

Oh my goodness.

我的天啊

Can you jump in here?

你能插進來嗎？

Ah!

啊！

Who are these little guys?

這些小傢伙是誰？

Hey!

嘿！

You're still in a tree.

你還在樹上

Snake eater.

食蛇者

Oh look at the leaves.

哦，看看這些葉子。

Look at the physics on the leaves.

看看葉子上的物理現象。

Oh my goodness.

我的天啊

Look at that.

看看這個。

Oh that's nice.

真不錯

That's nice.

真不錯

Oh look at that water.

哦，看看這水。

Oh my goodness.

我的天啊

That's nice.

真不錯

Oh look at that water.

哦，看看這水。

You dick.

你的雞巴

Oh frog hands.

哦，青蛙的手。

That's what I've been saying they should put in this.

這就是我一直在說的，他們應該把它放進去。

Look at this.

看看這個。

Told you guys this game was gonna be good.

我就說這場比賽會很精彩吧

Whoa.

哇哦

Oh look everybody it's Ridge Racer.

大家快看，是《山脊賽車》。

Oh I like this music for this level.

哦，我喜歡這關的音樂。

These lemurs are from the lemur from Uncharted 4.

這些狐猴來自《神祕海域 4》中的狐猴。

Look it up.

查查吧。

Whoa!

哇哦

Whoa!

哇哦

Whoa!

哇哦

Whoa!

哇哦

What am I doing?

我在做什麼？

What am I doing?

我在做什麼？

All right I did it.

好吧，我做到了。

Wah wah wah.

Wah wah wah.

We're going through the monkey's portal.

我們要穿過猴子的入口。

There's only two types of people in life.

生活中只有兩種人

Those who will enter the monkey's portal and those who will not.

誰會進入猴子的入口，誰就不會。

Sly Cooper.

狡猾的庫珀

Window Max.

最大窗口

I was one of the seven people who played ARMS.

我是玩 ARMS 的七個人之一。

Look at all my Timbs.

看看我的蒂姆們

Let's do a tower of Timbs.

我們來做一個蒂姆布斯塔。

Now what they didn't expect though was for me to come over here and say this.

但他們沒想到的是，我會來這裡說這些。

Yep.

是的。

Yep.

是的。

And then oh they knew.

然後，哦，他們知道了。

But did they think that I would ever do it again?

但他們認為我還會這麼做嗎？

They knew I would do it again.

他們知道我會再來一次。

I can't resist.

我無法抗拒。

Doggy?

狗狗？

This doggy does this?

這隻狗會這樣？

Oh look at that glass.

哦，看那玻璃杯。

Look at that.

看看這個。

Now that's PS5 Pro right there.

這就是 PS5 Pro。

If Ratchet and Clank was here, I'd be able to buy like one power-up with all this.

如果 "棘輪和叮噹 "在這裡，我就能用這些錢買到一個強力裝備了。

Armadillo?

犰狳？

Oh this is Mario Galaxy.

哦，這是《馬里奧銀河》。

Donkey Kong is nothing without his teeth.

沒有牙齒，大金剛什麼都不是。

What?

什麼？

It can't be.

不可能

What?

什麼？

There's no way.

不可能

This can't be real.

這不可能是真的

I was just playing this.

我只是在玩這個。

This is unbelievable.

真是難以置信。

They did a whole level based on Black Myth Wukong.

他們以 "黑色神話 "悟空為原型做了一整關。

Give me that monk.

把那個和尚給我

There's Baboon Dini.

那是狒狒迪尼

Where's Monkey Claws?

猴爪在哪裡？

Give me that one.

把那個給我。

Now where's Count Monkey?

猴子伯爵在哪裡？

Don't make me throw dynamite at you.

別逼我朝你扔炸藥。

Because you know that I like to.

因為你知道我喜歡。

I'm dead.

我死了

To catch this monkey we must step into the mind of a monkey.

要抓住這隻猴子，我們必須進入猴子的思維。

And what he likes is bananas.

他喜歡吃香蕉。

The gacha lab is open, not Ass Ape Escape.

gacha 實驗室是開放的，而不是 Ass Ape Escape。

Monkey Mode!

猴子模式

This is the monkey music.

這是猴子的音樂。

Captain Picture's in this?

圖片隊長也參與其中？

Rip his head off.

把他的頭扯下來

Oh I'm trapped.

哦，我被困住了。

Oh that is slick.

哦，那可真狡猾。

That is slick.

真狡猾

Oh my goodness.

我的天啊

Oh that is crazy for that.

這也太瘋狂了吧

Oh.

哦。

Oh that is slick.

哦，那可真狡猾。

Look at the little sewer glitch.

看看下水道的小故障。

Zoop.

佐普

Oh that's slick.

哦，真狡猾。

Shoop.

Shoop.

Little baby tiny guy.

小不點兒

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

That clothesline.

那個晾衣繩

I'm the clothesline baby.

我是晾衣繩寶寶

I'm going into the bed.

我要上床了

Yeah.

是啊

He was in the bed.

他在床上

Oh I know this game.

哦，我知道這個遊戲。

Marvel vs.

驚奇大戰

Capcom 2.

卡普空 2

Biggie what are you doing in this game?

比吉，你在這遊戲裡做什麼？

Ah this is a, clearly this is a homage to the triangle button from PlayStation.

這顯然是在向 PlayStation 的三角按鈕致敬。

One of the greatest buttons.

最偉大的按鈕之一

Trunk of Funk?

放克後備箱？

It's the cow from PlayStation.

這是 PlayStation 的奶牛。

Hey, how you doing buddy?

嘿，你好嗎？

What the hell is that?

那是什麼鬼東西？

Is that the Trunk of Funk over there?

那邊是 "豐趣樹幹 "嗎？

What is he saying?

他在說什麼？

Can anybody read lips?

有人會讀脣語嗎？

I'm going in his mouth.

我要進他嘴裡

Na na na.

吶吶吶

Na na na.

吶吶吶

Na na na.

吶吶吶

Na na na.

吶吶吶

Na na na.

吶吶吶

Uh huh.

嗯哼

I don't know why the lyrics turn into potato man but that's the potato dance.

我不知道為什麼歌詞會變成洋芋人，但這就是洋芋舞。

Do the potato dance.

跳洋芋舞

The potato dance.

洋芋舞

Mushroom dance.

蘑菇舞

Mushroom dance.

蘑菇舞

Give me that guy.

把那傢伙給我

Give me that guy.

把那傢伙給我

I see him.

我看到他了

Why does he sound like an elephant?

為什麼他聽起來像頭大象？

He's going Moses mode.

他進入了摩西模式

Whoa.

哇哦

Oh I know this game.

哦，我知道這個遊戲。

Gears of War.

戰爭機器

I mean they got the axe.

我是說他們被砍了。

They got the environment.

他們得到了環境。

They got the birds.

他們抓到了鳥。

They got the music.

他們得到了音樂。

But what?

但是什麼呢？

Oh, now they ask AAA.

哦，現在他們問 AAA。

Now they ask AAA.

現在他們問 AAA。

Ha ha ha ha.

哈哈哈哈

Ba dee ba.

Ba dee ba.

Dee birdie.

迪小鳥

Snake eater.

食蛇者

Ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba。

Slow mo casino.

慢動作賭場

Oh, this level better not be like a casino that goes into slow motion.

哦，這一關最好不要像賭場那樣進入慢動作。

Slow mo.

慢動作

Bam.

咣噹

Bam.

咣噹

Wham.

Wham.

Wham.

Wham.

Wham.

Wham.

Oh, that was slick.

哦，那是華而不實的。

This is bringing me back to Psychonauts 2.

這讓我想起了《驚魂記 2》。

The classic bullet time to win the slot machine off of beautiful Joe.

經典的子彈時間，讓美麗的喬贏得老虎機。

Classic.

經典。

Bam.

咣噹

Ba ba dam.

Ba ba dam.

Oh, that is slick.

哦，那可真狡猾。

That is slick.

真狡猾

Jack and Daxter.

傑克與達克斯特

Look at him.

看看他

Look at him.

看看他

Get out of there.

快離開那裡

You go over there.

你去那邊

You dead.

你死了

What I've learned from video games is that casinos is really fun to go to.

我從電子遊戲中學到的是，去賭場真的很有趣。

Ha ha ha.

哈哈哈。

Ah, Final Fantasy.

啊，《最終幻想》。

I'm a sponge?

我是海綿？

Ah, ha ha ha.

啊，哈哈哈。

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭

You guys can't feel this right now, but I'm getting rained down on the controller right now and it's crazy.

你們現在感覺不到，但我現在正被雨淋在控制器上，太瘋狂了。

Look at these little lights going off on the sand.

看，這些小燈在沙灘上熄滅了。

Room full of snakes in the Snake Galaxy?

蛇星系裡滿屋子的蛇？

This better not be a snake boss.

這最好不是蛇頭。

It's a big ass snake that you gotta fight.

這是一條你必須與之搏鬥的大毒蛇。

This funky ass music with this like, Egyptian shit.

這種時髦的音樂就像埃及的狗屎。

This is like, straight out of Sonic Adventure 2.

這簡直就是《索尼克大冒險 2》裡的情節。

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦。