Yes, I'm finna get a PC glow up, mine's high key sus. It's literally slower than a boomer and the lag is dead ass so cringe.

我想要買好一點的電腦，我的電腦很垃圾，速度太慢，而且 lag 到不行。

I was playing Valorant last night and was such bad vibe.

昨晚我在玩《特戰英豪》，遊戲體驗非常差。

If I get one more L, I'm gonna yeet it out a window, no cap.

如果我再輸一次，我就會把它從窗戶丟出去，認真的。

Oh, yeet, I don't think we have any yeets in stock and - is that?

哦，是的，呃，我想我們沒有存貨了。

CEO of misunderstanding me much.

你根本沒明白我的意思，

I literally just said I want to glow up my setup, as in I want to be a whole ass snack.

我只是說我想要一台好一點的電腦，我想要最好的。

I want us to be the OTP, because right now we're absolute dog water.

我希望它成為我的完美電腦，因為我現在的電腦很垃圾。

Uh... snacks, I.... Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, I need help.

痾... 點心，我... Ellie，我需要幫忙。

Hey, what's up?

嘿，怎麼了？

This girl's asking for a whole ass snack

這個女孩要整個屁股的點心。

Oh, I know what's going on here.

哦，我知道是怎麼回事了。

Sorry, we don't sell snacks at this store but there's a nice little bakery over the road for you.

很抱歉，我們店裡不賣點心，但路邊有一家不錯的小間麵包店。

It's the actual audacity for me, you need to take several seats right now.

這太無禮了，你現在需要道歉。

What seems to be the problem here?

有什麼問題嗎？

This chuggey ass store is currently serving me complete incompetence.

這家過時的商店完全無能為我服務。

I'm about one second away from posting a video that'll cancel you all so severely that the planet you're all responsible for killing is going to succumb to global warming before you financially and socially recover,

我準備發布一段影片，它將毀了你的聲譽，讓地球在你經濟和社會上的恢復之前就受到全球變暖的影響，

unless someone glows up my setup right now.

除非有人現在給我提供一台更好的電腦。

Bet, you're just looking for a glow up. I got you.

真的嗎？你只是在找更好的電腦？我來幫你。

This right here is the absolute chill zdaddy of rigs, iconic drip, if I do say so myself.

這絕對是最好的 PC 設備。標誌性的外觀，如果我自己這麼說的話。

And the graphics card on this absolutely slaps it's basically snatched, I literally stan.

而且它的顯卡絕對是最頂的，價格很甜，我很喜歡這台。

Period. I'll take it

完美，就這台了。

Sweet, just hover some plastic.

太好了！刷卡一下就行了。

Gucci.

讚啦。

It's the pay cuts for me.

對我來說是減薪。

What just happened?

怎麼回事？

I don't know and who's stan?

我不知道，誰是 stan？