I told my friend, he didn't think it was funny.

我告訴我的朋友，他覺得這並不好笑。

I was at the gym on the treadmill, minding my own business.

我當時正在健身房的跑步機上，忙著自己的事情。

And there was a Latino guy next to me and he went to go home, he threw his backpack on.

我旁邊有一個拉丁裔男子，他要回家，把揹包一扔就走了。

I guess it was slightly unzipped and three oranges flew out.

我猜是拉鍊拉開了一點，三個橘子飛了出來。

And I started laughing because in California, Latinos are known for having oranges and he did. Right?

我開始大笑，因為在加州，拉美人以愛吃橘子而聞名，而他確實有。對不對？

And I told my friend he's like, "What's so funny about that?"

我告訴我的朋友，他說：「這有什麼好笑的？」

I'm like, 'He's Mexican. He had oranges in his backpack. That's funny."

我說：「他是墨西哥人。他的揹包裡有橘子。這很好笑。」

He's like, "That's not funny. That's racist."

他說：「這一點都不好笑。這是種族歧視。 」

Oh, here we go again.

哦，又來了。

It's not racist.

這不是種族主義。

I would have laughed if anything flew of anybody's backpack if it was culturally appropriate to that person.

如果某個人的背包裡有東西飛出來，如果它在文化上適合那個人的話，我會笑的。

He could have been Irish and three potatoes flew out of his backpack.

他可能是愛爾蘭人，三個馬鈴薯從他的背包裡飛了出來。

Right?

對吧？

I'd have laughed at the potatoes.

如果是我，肯定會被馬鈴薯逗笑。

He could have been, he could've been Hawaiian and three pineapples flew out of his backpack. I would laugh.

他可能是，他可能是夏威夷人，三個鳳梨從他的揹包裡飛了出來。我也會笑。

Every culture has a funny backpack.

每種文化都有一個有趣的揹包。

That's why we're all equal. Right?

這就是為什麼我們都是平等的。對嗎？

Italians.

意大利人。

We've got Italians here.

這裡有意大利人。

Italians?

意大利人？

What will come out of an Italian backpack?

從意大利揹包裡會拿出什麼？

Meatballs, maybe a handgun. It doesn't matter. It's funny.

肉丸，也許還有手槍。沒差，反正很好笑。

Hey, forget about it. Huh?

嘿，算了吧。啊？

Asians.

亞洲人。

What comes out of an Asian backpack?

亞洲揹包裡有什麼？

Textbook, COVID, whatever.

教科書、COVID，管它呢。

But everybody's got... don't laugh at that. Don't laugh at that.

但每個人都有，別笑。別笑。

We all have something we can joke about my dad's Middle Eastern.

我們都會拿我爸爸的中東血統開玩笑。

What comes out of his backpack? Doesn't matter, run.

他揹包裡也什麼東西？不重要，跑就對了。

We'll figure it out later. Get the exit, exit, exit.

我們稍後再找出來。找到出口。

Find the nearest exit. Find the nearest exit.

去找到最近的出口。

Someone laughed way too hard at that one.

有人笑得太厲害了。

"I was thinking that."

「我剛剛也在想這個。」

We'll skip black so I can keep working. But everybody has a backpack.

我們會跳過黑人的背包，這樣我才不會失業。但每個人都有自己的背包。

Well, no. I'll tell you something interesting that happened.

不，我來告訴你一件有趣的事。

I did a show in Las Vegas and I did all the cultures and I skipped black and a black dude in the front row goes, "Hey, you didn't do our backpack," and I go, "Well, yeah, I just, let's just move on, sir."

我在拉斯維加斯做了一場表演，我表演了所有的背包，我跳過了黑人，前排的一個黑人說：「嘿，你沒有表演我們的揹包，我說，是的，我只是，讓我們繼續吧，先生。」

And he said something very insightful.

他說了一番很有見地的話。

He said, "If you skip black people, then that's racist."

他說：「如果你跳過黑人，那就是種族歧視。」

I'm like, oh, he's right. We're all the same.

我想，哦，他說得對，我們都一樣。

We all gotta be part of the fun, but I'm still scared.

我們都得參與其中，但我還是很害怕。

I said, "All right, sir, I'll say the backpack and you say what would come out of it."

我說：「好吧，先生，我說背包，你說會有什麼跑出來。」

He's like, "Bet." I'm like, "All right, what would come out of a black dude's backpack?"

他說：「好。」我說：「好，黑人揹包裡會有什麼？」

He stood up and goes, "Yo, wallet."

他站起來說：「錢包。」

He said that and he got a bigger laugh than I did that night.

他自己說的，而且他得到的笑聲比我多。

I was offended.

我被冒犯了。

But people like to have a good time and people like to joke around and that's why comedy is essential.

但大家喜歡享受美好時光，喜歡開玩笑，這就是喜劇必不可少的原因。

We just laughed at everybody today.

我們今天嘲笑了大家。

That's what we did.

我們做到了。

Yes, we did.

是的，我們做到了。