Mm Alright, everything is hooked up and we're ready to go.

嗯 好了，一切都連接好了，我們準備好了。

Little Apple, throw the switch right away.

小蘋果，馬上扔掉開關。

Dr bananas.

香蕉博士。

It's working.

它正在發揮作用。

She's alive.

她還活著。

The bride of Franken fruit is alive.

弗蘭肯果實的新娘是活的。

Uh I think we tripped the breaker.

呃，我想我們絆倒了斷路器。

I was trying to read.

我正在努力閱讀。

Could somebody please tell me what happened?

誰能告訴我發生了什麼？

Yeah, don't keep us in the dark, terrible joke orange.

是的，不要把我們矇在鼓裡，可怕的笑話橙色。

Just the worst doctor bananas is creating the bride of Frankenstein.

只是最糟糕的醫生香蕉正在創造弗蘭肯斯坦的新娘。

Nice.

不錯。

Is she hot?

她性感嗎？

She is in this light.

她在這個光中。

I'm sorry everyone but I need someone to go down to the basement and turn the electricity back on.

我很抱歉，但我需要有人下到地下室，把電重新打開。

Last one to touch their tongue to their eyeball.

最後一個將舌頭觸及眼球的人。

Has to do it.

必須這樣做。

Wait, I can't tell if you guys actually did it or if you're just winking please.

等等，我不知道你們是真的做了，還是在眨眼請。

Someone must turn the electricity back on.

必須有人把電重新打開。

It cannot stay dark for long.

它不能長時間保持黑暗。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Because little Apple's scared of it.

因為小蘋果很怕它。

Uh Here's the thing.

呃，事情是這樣的。

I may or may not have brought a whole bunch of nocturnal monsters to life in the past few weeks and they may or may not be all hunting us right now as we speak.

在過去的幾周裡，我可能或可能沒有把一大堆夜行怪物帶入生活，在我們說話的時候，它們可能或可能沒有全部在追捕我們。

Oh great, come on guys, let's get the lights back on to the breaker breaker?

哦，太好了，來吧，夥計們，讓我們把燈重新開到斷路器上？

You only have to say breaker once dude, but it's so much more fun this way.

你只需要說一次斷路器，但這樣做會更有趣。

Breaker breaker breaker breaker.

破碎機破碎機破碎機破碎機。

Hey who touched my butt?

嘿，誰碰了我的屁股？

Don't flatter yourself.

不要自以為是。

What was that?

那是什麼？

Wait, those aren't bats grandpa.

等等，那些不是蝙蝠爺爺。

Lemon's just doing some welding over there.

萊蒙只是在那裡做一些焊接工作。

Well hey there kids, why are you welding in the dark grandpa Lemon.

好了，嘿，孩子們，你們為什麼在黑暗中焊接萊蒙爺爺。

Well that's easy you see because welding really just helps put me to onward to the breaker Breaker Breaker Breaker nine.

嗯，這很容易，你看，因為焊接真的只是幫助把我推向斷路器Breaker Breaker Breaker九。

We're trying to find the breaker breaker come in.

我們正試圖找到斷路器的斷路器來。

Breaker Breaker sounded like a footstep.

霹靂啪啦的聲音像腳步聲。

A huge footsteps.

一個巨大的腳步聲。

Oh no, it's probably one of the giant monsters that dr bananas created.

哦，不，它可能是香蕉博士創造的巨大怪物之一。

Wait, is that dead?

等等，那是死了嗎？

No music totally.

完全沒有音樂。

You guys here for tomato's sweet rave party.

你們來參加西紅柿的甜蜜狂歡派對。

Uh No, you're lost.

呃 不，你迷路了。

I can party all by myself.

我可以自己一個人開派對。

I'm having so much fun.

我有這麼多的樂趣。

Everyone do weird stuff in the dark.

每個人都在黑暗中做奇怪的事情。

Major piddle.

主要是小便。

You did make me piddle a little piddle a little.

你確實讓我感到有點兒不舒服，有點兒不舒服。

That rhymes Okay, we're finally here.

這句話很押韻 好了，我們終於到了。

We just got to get up high enough to hit the breaker switch pyramid.

我們只需爬到足夠高的位置，就能打到斷路器開關的金字塔。

How's it going up There also rhymes.

怎麼樣了 那裡也押韻。

Just give me a sec.

請給我一點時間。

I gotta find the right switch, man.

我得找到正確的開關，夥計。

I was worried.

我很擔心。

I thought this place was gonna be crawling with scary monsters.

我以為這個地方會爬滿了可怕的怪物。

I guess not All that worrying for nothing.

我想不是所有的擔心都是白費的。

Found it.

找到了。

Hope you're ready for something different.

希望你已經準備好接受不同的東西。

Fruit lovers.

水果愛好者。

Because today we're switching things up.

因為今天我們要把事情改變一下。

It's the makeup in the dark challenge.

這是黑暗中的化妝挑戰。

Ooh, scary, not scary scary, not scary sis, please stop.

哦，嚇人，不嚇人的嚇人，不嚇人的妹妹，請停止。

Why you're not afraid of the dark are You know?

你為什麼不怕黑呢 你知道嗎？

It's just it's making me a little queasy as all.

只是這讓我有點噁心，因為所有。

Well, sure nobody would expect you to feel full sized queasy.

好吧，當然沒有人會指望你會感到全尺寸的噁心。

It's gonna be one of those days, huh?

這將是那些日子中的一個，是吧？

So real quick.

所以真的很快。

Give me an idea.

給我一個想法。

How much do you boys know about makeup absolutely nothing.

你們這些男孩對化妝知道多少，絕對不知道。

That's not true.

這不是真的。

I'm sure you know at least a little bit.

我相信你至少知道一點。

Oh my gosh, I just got it.

哦，我的天哪，我剛剛得到它。

I don't have to put up with this.

我沒有必要忍受這些。

You know, my therapist told me so orange.

你知道嗎，我的治療師告訴我這麼橙。

How about you?

你呢？

Do you know what foundation is?

你知道什麼是基金會嗎？

Eyeliner mascara Back in the 90s.

眼線膏 睫毛膏 回到90年代。

I used to do the Mascara at weddings like all the time.

我曾經在婚禮上做過睫毛膏，好像一直都在做。

Oh my God, that's the Macarena.

哦，我的上帝，那是馬卡麗娜舞。

Easy.

容易。

There.

在那裡。

No need to be so short with him.

沒必要對他這麼簡短。

Okay, so here's how it's gonna work.

好吧，那麼這裡是如何工作的。

You both have makeup kits.

你們都有化妝包。

I'll give you a makeup assignment, then turn out the lights when the lights come back on.

我給你一個化妝的任務，然後在燈光重新亮起時把燈關掉。

Whichever one of you has done the best job of applying your own makeup wins.

你們誰在自己的化妝方面做得最好，誰就贏了。

Get it.

得到它。

Got it good.

得到了很好的效果。

So your first assignment is drum roll please Beauty.

是以，你的第一個任務是擊鼓傳花。

Your first task is to make yourself as beautiful as you can.

你的首要任務是使自己儘可能地美麗。

Any questions?

有什麼問題嗎？

Yeah, bad.

是的，不好。

I believe in you in the dark 123 go.

我相信你在黑暗中123去。

I guess we're doing this.

我想我們正在這樣做。

Doing okay over there.

在那裡做得不錯。

Little Apple.

小蘋果。

No, I am not.

不，我不是。

Okay.

好的。

I can't see.

我看不出來。

And makeup products are surprisingly pointy times.

而化妝產品是令人驚訝的尖銳時代。

What there was such a short amount of time.

在這麼短的時間內有什麼。

Well, you'd know, show us what you got little Apple.

嗯，你會知道的，讓我們看看你有什麼小蘋果。

Well, you're looking at it.

嗯，你在看。

I got lipstick in the general vicinity of my mouth and I managed to stab myself multiple times in the forehead with an eye pencil.

我的嘴巴附近沾上了口紅，我還設法用一支眼線筆在自己的額頭上刺了好幾下。

We were going for beautiful and I'm just not sure you achieved it.

我們要的是美麗，我只是不確定你是否做到了。

Yeah, I'm not gonna argue with you on that one.

是的，我不會在這個問題上與你爭論。

Although they say beauty is pain.

雖然他們說美是痛苦。

My forehead is definitely in a lot of pain right now.

我的額頭現在絕對是非常痛苦的。

Well, we'll just have to see how your makeup job stacks up against oranges.

好吧，我們只需看看你的化妝工作如何與橙子相提並論。

I know, I know it was rushed, but it was the best I could do.

我知道，我知道這很倉促，但這是我能做的最好的了。

The best you could more like the best anyone's ever done.

你能做的最好的事更像是任何人做過的最好的事。

You think so?

你這麼認為嗎？

I feel like little apples might be better.

我覺得小蘋果可能更好。

I didn't even have time to contour bro.

我甚至沒有時間去給兄弟塑形。

I didn't even have time to get lipstick on my upper lip.

我甚至沒有時間在我的上脣上塗抹口紅。

What are you even talking about?

你到底在說什麼？

Well, I'll try to do better next round seeing around two and next up is horror.

好吧，我會試著在下一輪看到兩個左右的人做得更好，接下來是恐怖。

Whoever does the scariest makeup wins.

誰的妝容最嚇人，誰就贏了。

Oh come on.

哦，來吧。

The pitch dark is spooky enough as is try not to piddle yourself.

漆黑的環境已經夠詭異的了，儘量不要把自己弄傷。

Little Apple 123 go, No promises.

小蘋果123去，不承諾。

My bladder has a mind of its own sometimes.

我的膀胱有時會有自己的想法。

Pretty creepy.

相當令人毛骨悚然。

Huh?

嗯？

Little apple, don't talk to me orange.

小蘋果，不要和我說橙色。

I'm trying to focus.

我正在努力集中精力。

Should I jump scare you know?

我應該跳下去嚇唬你嗎？

You sure, fairy?

你確定嗎，小仙女？

Okay, Okay, I won't jump scare you.

好吧，好吧，我不會跳樓嚇唬你。

I'll just, What's happening already.

我就，已經發生了什麼。

What?

什麼？

What is happening right now, admit it?

現在正在發生什麼，承認嗎？

I scared you.

我嚇到你了。

That's the power of makeup y'all.

這就是化妝的力量，你們都是。

Whoa, You were faking, wow, I'd be really angry right now if that hadn't been so jaw droppingly impressive.

哇，你是假的，哇，如果不是因為這讓人瞠目結舌，我現在真的會很生氣。

Also can we get a mop in here.

另外，我們能不能在這裡拿個拖把。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Okay, so Orange definitely won that round.

好吧，所以橙色肯定贏得了這一回合。

What were you even going for?

你到底想做什麼？

A little apple.

一個小蘋果。

Some kind of vampire or something.

某種吸血鬼之類的東西。

Yeah, I figured it was a vampire considering how much it sucked.

是的，考慮到它有多糟糕，我想這是一個吸血鬼。

Oh my gosh, I just got the joke.

哦，我的天哪，我才知道這個笑話。

Can I go now?

我現在可以走了嗎？

Orange obviously one, right, not so fast, there's still one round left and I think you have the edge on this time.

橙色顯然是一個，對，沒那麼快，還剩一個回合，我想這次你有優勢。

Little Apple.

小蘋果。

Oh yeah, Because the theme of round three is cuteness.

哦，對了，因為第三輪的主題是可愛。

Hmm my mom does say I'm pretty cute.

嗯，我媽媽確實說我很可愛。

My mom says I'm pretty cute.

我媽媽說我很可愛。

Oh my gosh, I just got it.

哦，我的天哪，我剛剛得到它。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

123, go.

123，走。

Okay, think little Apple, cute.

好吧，想想小蘋果，很可愛。

What's the cutest thing you could, That's time.

你能做的最可愛的事情是什麼，那就是時間。

Seriously, I only got like one whisker drawn.

說真的，我只畫了像一個鬍鬚。

What were you going for?

你想做什麼？

A cute bunny.

一個可愛的小兔子。

Obviously cute bunnies have creeper mustaches.

顯然，可愛的兔子有令人毛骨悚然的鬍子。

It was dark.

天很黑。

Okay.

好的。

Wait, where's Orange?

等等，橙色在哪裡？

Did he leave?

他離開了嗎？

Did the pressure get to him if he left, that means you win by forfeit.

如果他離開了，壓力是否會影響到他，這意味著你贏得了放棄。

Little Apple.

小蘋果。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Talk about a turn of events.

說到事件的轉折。

Hey, marshmallow.

嘿，棉花糖。

Do you see where orange went?

你看到橙色去哪裡了嗎？

My gosh, you mean I actually won.

我的天啊，你是說我真的贏了。

Wait, marshy, what's happening to your laugh?

等等，沼澤，你的笑怎麼了？

Hold on today, Orange, how the heck are you so good at makeup?

等一下，橙子，你的化妝技術怎麼這麼好？

I don't know, I guess practicing is giving me a solid foundation.

我不知道，我想練習是給我一個堅實的基礎。

Honestly, I feel like you should look into a career as a makeup artist.

說實話，我覺得你應該研究一下化妝師這個職業。

Orange.

橙色。

Yeah.

是的。

To get those sorts of results, Most people would have to go under the knife.

為了獲得這些結果，大多數人不得不動刀子。

Yeah, exactly.

是的，沒錯。

Now under the knife.

現在在刀下。

Board boy, this place is super neat.

董事會的孩子，這個地方是超級整潔的。

Hey, hey, look, it's midget umbrella.

嘿，嘿，看，是侏儒雨傘。

Hey, Hey, midget umbrella.

嘿，嘿，侏儒雨傘。

Are you worried about a little rain.

你是否擔心會有小雨。

Okay.

好的。

It wasn't that funny.

這並不那麼好笑。

Okay, so that's an umbrella and that's a midget.

好吧，那是一把雨傘，那是一個侏儒。

You get it.

你明白了吧。

You're not from around here, are you?

你不是這裡的人，是嗎？

The poor guy probably grew up in the dark.

這個可憐的傢伙可能是在黑暗中長大的。

Why do you think everything is so new to him?

為什麼你認為一切對他來說都是那麼新鮮？

So he really is a dimwit.

所以他真的是個傻子。

I'm a mushroom yuck.

我是一個蘑菇呸。

There's an entire room made of mush.

有一整個房間都是泥巴做的。

No, he is a mushroom.

不，他是一個蘑菇。

If he's just a room then what does the rest of the house look like?

如果他只是一個房間，那麼房子的其他部分是什麼樣子的？

No mushroom, like a toadstool?

沒有蘑菇，像蟾蜍一樣？

He's not a toadstool.

他不是癩蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉。

That's a toadstool.

那是一個蛤蟆鏡。

But if that's a toadstool then what's that?

但是，如果那是一個蟾蜍，那麼那是什麼呢？

Duh.

Duh.

It's a frog chair.

這是一把青蛙椅。

Amazing.

令人驚歎。

Nothing ever happens where I'm from.

在我的家鄉從來沒有發生過什麼事。

And now there's those duels and frog chairs.

現在又有了那些決鬥和青蛙椅。

If you like amphibians, then you're gonna love my motorboat.

如果你喜歡兩棲動物，那麼你一定會喜歡我的摩托艇。

Would you stop it already?

你能不能不要再這樣了？

You're gonna expect all over the counter.

你會期待所有的櫃檯。

Oh, you should try this one.

哦，你應該試試這個。

Yes.

是的。

Okay.

好的。

I can even do the other side.

我甚至可以做另一邊。

You know what mushroom?

你知道什麼是蘑菇嗎？

You really are a fun guy.

你真的是一個有趣的人。

A midget apple.

一個侏儒蘋果。

Look, he's doing the truffle shuffle.

看，他在做 "松露洗牌"。

Yeah, He's cute as a button.

是的，他很可愛。

Richard.

理查德。

Apple made it funny.

蘋果公司讓它變得有趣。

You're a bad influence, you know that?

你是一個壞的影響，你知道嗎？

Hey, Hey, Orange, What are we going to let me see.

嘿，嘿，橙色，我們要讓我看到什麼。

Oh, come on.

哦，來吧。

Don't encourage him.

不要鼓勵他。

Hey, mushroom mushroom?

嘿，蘑菇的蘑菇？

Hey?

嘿？

Yeah Mario?

是的，馬里奧？

Hey, everybody, it's me Mario nice one Mario, why don't you just grow away?

嘿，大家好，是我馬里奧，不錯的馬里奧，你為什麼不長點心呢？

Oh, what's the matter?

哦，怎麼了？

Orange?

橙色？

Why are you acting as all spore.

你為什麼要充當所有的孢子。

Oh boy.

哦，孩子。

Time for a Mario to get his frog suit.

是時候讓馬里奧穿上他的青蛙服了。

Welcome back.

歡迎回來。

I'm orange.

我是橙色的。

And today I'm joined by.

今天加入我的是

Great to have you on the show.

很高興你能來參加節目。

Marshy, I can already tell.

馬西，我已經能看出來了。

This episode's gonna be sweet.

這一集會很甜蜜。

I love your jokes.

我喜歡你的笑話。

Everything.

一切都是。

Well then you're definitely gonna love today's topic.

那麼你肯定會喜歡今天的話題。

How to access the dark web.

如何訪問暗網。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

You don't know about the dark web.

你不知道暗網的情況。

I usually just use the bright and shiny web.

我通常只用光鮮亮麗的網絡。

Well then you're about to learn buckle up, Marshy, we're going in step one to access the dark web.

那麼你就要學會繫好安全帶了，Marshy，我們要在第一步進入暗網。

Put on your hacker sunglasses.

戴上你的黑客太陽鏡。

Careful, marshy, don't knock over the boombox.

小心點，沼澤，不要打翻吊箱。

That's key for.

這是關鍵所在。

Step to blast some hacker music Now it's time for step three.

步爆一些黑客音樂 現在是第三步了。

Pack your way into the dark web.

打包進入暗網。

Through the Matrix.

通過矩陣。