It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.

Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?

Let me hear you say ahh. - Ahh.

That's close enough.

A ghost.

Get ready Mulan. Your serpentine salvation is at hand.

For I have been sent by your ancestors to guide you to your masquerade.

Come on, if you're gonna stay you're gonna work.

So heed my word.

'Cause if the army finds out you're a girl, the penalty is death.

- Who are you? - Who am I?

Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls.

I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible, Mushu.

Pretty hot, huh?

My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?

Hey, dragon, dragon. Not lizard.

I don't do that tongue thing.

No, no, no. Put me down.

Stop it. No. Let me go.

Give me him.

Stop. Stop.

Easy boy. Easy.

Settle down.

Easy boy. Easy. Easy.

That's it.

Now sit.

Sit.

What?

Now drop the boot.

Drop it.

Oh you're such a good boy.

Yes you are.

You all tired from chasing this bad man all over the place?

Excuse me.

Nobody appreciates you, do they?

Do they?

Oh, come on.

He's a bad horse.

Oh, he's nothing but a big sweetheart.

Isn't that right? Maximus.

You got to be kidding me.

Last time I introduce myself, my name Raymond.

But if I call me Rick.

Pardon me but your accent, it's funny, no?

Well, I'm a cajun, bro.

Born and bred in the bayou.

Yall must be new around here, huh?

Actually, we are from a place far, far away from this world.

Go to bed. Y'all from Shreveport?

No, no, no. We are people.

Prince Charming here got himself turned into a frog by Voodoo witch doctor.

Well there you go.

- Who is it? - Mrs. Potts, dear.

I thought you might like a spot of tea.

But you're a...

You're...

Careful.

This is impossible.

I know it is, but here we are.

Told ya' she was pretty mama, didn't I?

All right, Chip, now that'll do.

Slowly now. Dont spill.

Thank you.

Want to see me do a trick?

Chip.

Oops. Sorry.

That was a very brave thing you did my dear.

We all think so.

But I've lost my father, my dreams, everything.

Cheer up, child. It'll turn out all right in the end.

You'll see.

Oh, listen to me, jabbering on while there's a supper to get on the table.

Chip.

Bye.

You're right.

You aren't just some price to be won.

You should be free to make your own choice.

I'll go now.

No.

What? What?

How are you doing that?

It's a magic carpet.

It's lovely.

You don't want to go for a ride, do you?

We could get out of the palace. See the world.

Is it safe?

Sure, do you trust me?

What?

Do you trust me?

Yes.

Moana.

- How about a little less pigging and a...

I know that tune.

Dippermouth blues.

Play it, brother.

Oh, yeah.

Where you've been all my life?

Where did you learn to play like that?

Well, the Bayou's is the best jazz school in the world.

All the greats play the river boats.

Oh, Louis give anything to be up there jamming with the big boys.

Why don't you?

Oh, I tried once.

It didn't end well.

Oh, dear.

I wonder if the children are--

Why you're little men.

How do you do?

I said how do you do?

How do you do what?

Oh, you can talk. I'm so glad.

Now don't tell me who you are.

Let me guess.

I know.

You're Doc.

Oh, why, yes. Yes, that's true.

And you're-- - You're Bashful.

Oh, gosh.

And you? You're Sleepy.

How'd you guess?

And you're--

You're Sneezy.

Yes. And you must be...

Happy, ma'am.

That's me.

And this is Dopey.

He don't talk none.

You mean he can't talk?

He don't know.

He never tried.

Oh, that's too bad.

Oh, you must be Grumpy.