字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Who am I fooling? It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army. - Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say ahh. - Ahh. - That's close enough. - A ghost. - Get ready Mulan. Your serpentine salvation is at hand. For I have been sent by your ancestors to guide you to your masquerade. Come on, if you're gonna stay you're gonna work. So heed my word. ' Cause if the army finds out you're a girl the penalty is death. - Who are you? - Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls. I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible, Mushu. Pretty hot, huh? - My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? - Hey, dragon, dragon. Not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. - No, no, no. Put me down. Stop it. No. Let me go. - Give me him. - Stop. Stop. - Ahh. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Easy boy. Easy. Settle down. Whoa. Easy boy. Easy. Easy. That's it. Now sit. Sit. - What? - Now drop the boot. Drop it. Oh you're such a good boy. Yes you are. You all tired from chasing this bad man all over the place? - Excuse me. - Nobody appreciates you, do they? Do they? - Oh come on. He's a bad horse. - Oh, he's nothing but a big sweetheart. Isn't that right? Maximus. - You got to be kidding me. - Last time I introduce myself, my name Raymond. But if I call me Rick. - Pardon me but your accent. It's funny, no? - Well, I'm a cajun bro. Born and bred in the bayou. Yall must be new around here, huh? - Actually, we are from a place far, far away from this world. - Go to bed. Y'all from Shreveport? - No, no, no. We are people. - Prince Charming here got himself turned into a frog by Voodoo witch doctor. - Well there you go. - Who is it? - Mrs. Potts, dear. I thought you might like a spot of tea. - But you're a... You're... - Careful. - This is impossible. - I know it is, but here we are. - Told ya' she was pretty mama, didn't I? - All right chip now that'll do. Slowly now. Dont spill. - Thank you. - Want to see me do a trick? - Chip. - Oops. Sorry. - That was a very brave thing you did my dear. - We all think so. - But I've lost my father, my dreams, everything. - Cheer up child. It'll turn out all right in the end. You'll see. Oh, listen to me jabbering on while there's a supper to get on the table. Chip. - Bye. - You're right. You aren't just some price to be won. You should be free to make your own choice. I'll go now. - No. - What? What? - How are you doing that? - Its a magic carpet. - It's lovely. - You don't want to go for a ride do you? We could get out of the palace. See the world. - Is it safe? - Sure, do you trust me? - What? - Do you trust me? - Yes. - Moana. - How about a little less pigging and a... - I know that tune. Dippermouth blues. - Play it brother. Oh, yeah. - Where you've been all my life? - Where did you learn to play like that? - Well, the Bayou's is the best jazz school in the world. All the greats play the river boats. Oh, Louis give anything to be up there jamming with the big boys. - Why don't you? - Oh, I tried once. It didn't end well. - Oh, dear. I wonder if the children are-- Oh. Why you're little men. How do you do? I said how do you? - How do you do what? - Oh you can talk. I'm so glad. Now don't tell me who you are. Let me guess. I know. You're Doc. - Oh, why yes. Yes, that's true. - And you're-- - You're Bashful. - Oh, gosh. - And you? You're Sleepy. - How'd you guess? - And you're-- You're Sneezy. Yes. And you must be... - Happy, ma'am. That's me. And this is Dopey. He don't talk none. - You mean he can't talk? - He don't know. He never tried. - Oh, that's too bad. Oh, you must be Grumpy.