It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.

- Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?

Let me hear you say ahh. - Ahh.

- That's close enough.

- A ghost.

- Get ready Mulan.

Your serpentine salvation is at hand.

For I have been sent by your ancestors to guide you to your masquerade.

Come on, if you're gonna stay you're gonna work.

So heed my word.

' Cause if the army finds out you're a girl the penalty is death.

- Who are you? - Who am I?

Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls.

I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible, Mushu.

Pretty hot, huh?

- My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?

- Hey, dragon, dragon. Not lizard.

I don't do that tongue thing.

- No, no, no. Put me down.

Stop it. No.

Let me go.

- Give me him.

- Stop. Stop.

- Ahh.

- Whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa. Whoa.

Easy boy. Easy.

Settle down.

Whoa.

Easy boy. Easy. Easy.

That's it.

Now sit.

Sit.

- What?

- Now drop the boot.

Drop it.

Oh you're such a good boy.

Yes you are.

You all tired from chasing this bad man all over the place?

- Excuse me.

- Nobody appreciates you, do they?

Do they?

- Oh come on.

He's a bad horse.

- Oh, he's nothing but a big sweetheart.

Isn't that right? Maximus.

- You got to be kidding me.

- Last time I introduce myself, my name Raymond.

But if I call me Rick.

- Pardon me but your accent. It's funny, no?

- Well, I'm a cajun bro.

Born and bred in the bayou.

Yall must be new around here, huh?

- Actually, we are from a place far, far away from this world.

- Go to bed. Y'all from Shreveport?

- No, no, no. We are people.

- Prince Charming here got himself turned into a frog by Voodoo witch doctor.

- Well there you go.

- Who is it? - Mrs. Potts, dear.

I thought you might like a spot of tea.

- But you're a...

You're...

- Careful.

- This is impossible.

- I know it is, but here we are.

- Told ya' she was pretty mama, didn't I?

- All right chip now that'll do.

Slowly now. Dont spill.

- Thank you.

- Want to see me do a trick?

- Chip.

- Oops. Sorry.

- That was a very brave thing you did my dear.

- We all think so.

- But I've lost my father, my dreams, everything.

- Cheer up child. It'll turn out all right in the end.

You'll see.

Oh, listen to me jabbering on while there's a supper to get on the table.

Chip.

- Bye.

- You're right.

You aren't just some price to be won.

You should be free to make your own choice.

I'll go now.

- No.

- What? What?

- How are you doing that?

- Its a magic carpet.

- It's lovely.

- You don't want to go for a ride do you?

We could get out of the palace. See the world.

- Is it safe?

- Sure, do you trust me?

- What?

- Do you trust me?

- Yes.

- Moana.

- How about a little less pigging and a...

- I know that tune.

Dippermouth blues.

- Play it brother.

Oh, yeah.

- Where you've been all my life?

- Where did you learn to play like that?

- Well, the Bayou's is the best jazz school in the world.

All the greats play the river boats.

Oh, Louis give anything to be up there jamming with the big boys.

- Why don't you?

- Oh, I tried once.

It didn't end well.

- Oh, dear.

I wonder if the children are--

Oh.

Why you're little men.

How do you do?

I said how do you?

- How do you do what?

- Oh you can talk. I'm so glad.

Now don't tell me who you are.

Let me guess.

I know.

You're Doc.

- Oh, why yes. Yes, that's true.

- And you're-- - You're Bashful.

- Oh, gosh.

- And you? You're Sleepy.

- How'd you guess?

- And you're--

You're Sneezy.

Yes. And you must be...

- Happy, ma'am.

That's me.

And this is Dopey.

He don't talk none.

- You mean he can't talk?

- He don't know.

He never tried.

- Oh, that's too bad.

Oh, you must be Grumpy.