- Hit the curb. - Right.

- 撞上路緣。- 對。

- I flip over. - Okay.

- 我就摔車滾了一圈。- 是喔。

My bike hits a shrub but I hit rock bottom.

我的腳踏撞到了灌木叢，但我卻跌到了谷底。

Because I'm laying in the middle of the street, in the middle of Beverly Hills.

因為我正躺在馬路中央，在比佛利山莊的正中間。

Oh my god.

我的天啊。

It was actually kind of embarrassing, to be honest.

老實說，這其實有點尷尬。

But I just... are you okay?

但我...你還好嗎？

Yeah, someone I know just walked in.

我沒事，一個我認識的人剛走進來。

I'm gonna be real with you, my ex.

老實跟你說，是我的前任。

Your ex?

你的前任？

Yeah, guy I dated for years.

沒錯，我約會了好幾年的傢伙。

And now he notices us, so...

現在他注意到我們了，所以...

Seeing your Ex in public

在公共場合見到你的前任

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉。

Hey, want to get out of here?

嘿，想離開這裡嗎？

No, no...

不，不用...

He's over there, we're over here.

他在那邊，我們在這邊。

He doesn't have to bother us.

他不需要打擾我們。

So you hit the ground.

所以，你聊到你跌到地上了。

Oh yeah, yeah.

哦，對啊，對。

Okay yeah, so I hit the ground forward like, now people are all like, coming over and...

好吧，所以我向前跌，然後人們過來...

Hahaha, oh my god.

天啊，好好笑喔。

Michelle, you're so funny.

Michelle，妳真有趣。

And cute.

也很可愛。

I didn't say anything.

我什麼也沒說。

Then all of a sudden this kid just looks at me and he goes, "Damn, you dead!"

突然有個小孩看著我，然後說：「天啊！你死了！」

My god, so funny.

我的天，太有趣了。

Are you kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

Wow, good looks and good with kids.

哇，長相不錯，很會跟小孩相處。

How can one girl be so lucky?

怎麼會有那麼幸運的女生？

I'll take two Pinot Grigios, dirty.

我要兩杯灰皮諾，重口味的。

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

Is that with olive juice or something?

是要加橄欖汁還是怎樣？

Shut up, just...

閉嘴，就隨便...

Okay.

我知道了。

Hey, can you help me out?

嘿，你能幫我一個忙嗎？

Is there a stain on my shirt?

幫我看看我的衣服上有沒有汙漬？

Like kind of in this area, you know that place where you can't really tell.

大概在這個區塊，你知道的，這地方很難形容。

I don't see anything.

我沒看到什麼汙漬。

Maybe look harder.

也許再仔細看看。

Okay.

好啦。

See anything?

有看到了嗎？

- No. - No?

- 沒有啊。- 沒有嗎？

- So Miranda... - Michelle.

- 那麼Miranda... - 我是Michelle。

Michelle, what's it like being tall?

Michelle，長得高的感覺如何？

Okay, spasm, sorry.

抱歉，我抽筋。

Hey, you know what?

嘿，你知道嗎？

I think you're really cute.

我覺得你真的很可愛。

- Yeah? - Yup, wanna kiss?

- 真的嗎？- 沒錯，想接吻嗎？

- Yeah. - Okay.

- 好啊。- 來吧。

Oh shit, dance off!

哦，去尬舞！

Dance off, dance off...

尬舞，尬舞囉...

Justin, this is stupid.

Justin，這樣太蠢了。

I want you to be happy.

我希望你能幸福。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉。

I'm sorry, too.

我也很抱歉。

Let's go back to our dates.

我們各自回去約會吧。

It's good to see you, Carol.

很高興見到你，Carol。

You too, Justin.

我也很高興見到你，Justin。