Name: 蔣勁夫被某些國家的口號迷惑｜Netflix是個笑話 (Ronny Chieng Is Baffled By Certain States' Mottos | Netflix Is A Joke)
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Right, like the state motto of an east coast state,

like the state motto of New Hampshire is, "Live Free or Die!"

All right, if you're from New Hampshire, and you're living there, at some point, you have to start questioning.

All right, because I'm feeling a little imprisoned by this post office line right now.

And I don't know, man, maybe we should live out our state motto here!

Or like the state motto of Pennsylvania, or Massachusets, it's like, another east coast state, it's like something in Latin.

It's like, "Liberty, but only by the sword or I'll chop your head off." Right? It's like Game of Thrones book titles.

It's a dead language. I'm paraphrasing. Right?

And then you move west, and people calm the fuck down a bit.

Like you move southwest to Tennessee, and the state motto of Tennessee is "Agriculture and commerce."

Agriculture and commerce isn't even a call to action.

Like it's not even, "Let's do agriculture and commerce."

Do you understand? It means that there's no action word.

So the sentence has no direction. It's just concepts.

It's like everyone got to Tennessee and they're like, "Oh my god, the sun here is awesome!"

Yeah, agriculture and uh, (grumbles) commerce. Yeah, figure it out.

Then you move further west southwest to Texas, right?

And the state motto of Texas is, does anybody here know what the state motto of Texas is by any chance?

I won't make fun of you if you get it wrong.

Lone star state? Good guess. That's wrong.

"Don't tread on me," great guess, that's wrong.

"Remember the Alamo", bad guess, that's wrong.

Really? You're going to let this fucking foreigner teach you about your country? All right.

What? Grab your guns. Don't fuck with Texas. Don't mess with Texas. Everything's bigger in Texas.

No. The state motto of Texas... is "Friendship."

Yo! The state motto of Texas is the opposite of every commonly held connotation of the state.

That's a major failing on the PR department.

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蔣勁夫被某些國家的口號迷惑｜Netflix是個笑話 (Ronny Chieng Is Baffled By Certain States' Mottos | Netflix Is A Joke)

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