I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door,

我畫我，等章魚哥應門的時候。

it won't be me!

不會是我！

[laughing]

[笑]

Aw, look at him. Ain't he a doll?

哦，看看他。他是不是一個娃娃？

All he needs is a tie.

他只需要一條領帶。

Ready for action!

準備行動！

Bah! Bah! Bah!

呸！呸！呸！

Bah! Bah! Bah!

呸！呸！呸！

[giggling]

[傻笑]

He's going to the door.

他要去門口。

[giggling]

[傻笑]

He's knocking on the door.

他在敲門

Squidward's answering the door, and...

章魚哥在開門，然後... ...

[screaming]

[尖叫]

He's beating up Squidward! Ha ha ha!

他在毆打章魚哥！哈哈哈！

[moaning]

[呻吟]

DoodleBob, stop!

DoodleBob，停下！

Ah! Ow.

啊！

[moaning]

[呻吟]

He's got the pencil.

他有鉛筆。

What have I done? We've got to find him.

我做了什麼？我們得找到他

This is great! You and me in school together.

這真是太好了！你和我一起上學。

- So, where's the teacher? - You're looking at him.

- 那麼，老師在哪裡？- 你在看他。

You are the teacher to my pupil?

你是我學生的老師？

This isn't art class, it's heaven.

這不是藝術課，是天堂。

Alright SpongeBob, pay close attention.

好了，海綿寶寶，注意了

Look at your marble.

看看你的大理石。

Visualize the sculpture within.

將雕塑的內在形象化。

Then gently...

然後輕輕地...

How's this, Squidward?

怎麼樣，章魚哥？

It's beautiful.

真漂亮

I mean, this isn't a sculpture.

我的意思是，這不是一個雕塑。

A good sculpture takes... more time.

一個好的雕塑需要... 更多的時間。

You can't just sculpt willy nilly. You gotta go by the book.

你不能隨心所欲地雕刻。你得按書上的說法去做。

Follow the rules, otherwise you'll never get past amateur hour here.

遵守規則，否則你在這裡永遠過不了業餘時間。

Besides, you got the nose wrong.

而且，你把鼻子弄錯了。

There, now it's art.

好了，現在是藝術了。

Oh, it's so obvious!

哦，太明顯了！

I would have never thought of that.

我從來沒有想過這個問題。

Alright, Patrick. Gotta get started painting this wall,

好吧，帕特里克。我得開始畫這面牆了

with the permanent paint that we aren't allowed to get on anything,

用我們不被允許的永久性塗料塗在任何東西上。

but the wall.

但牆。

Well... here we go.

那...在這裡，我們去。

Just a few more seconds of mental preparation and I'll be

只要再做幾秒鐘的心理準備，我就會。

painting this wall.

畫這面牆。

I'm getting to the painting.

我開始畫了。

Can you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.

你能把它移開嗎？我沒有時間卡了

No problem, here I go.

沒問題，我來了。

Huh?

咦？

[blowing]

[吹]

Yeah. Huh?

是的，嗯？

Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?

藤壺！還有什麼比一個巨大的油漆泡更糟糕的呢？

Oh, I know.

哦，我知道了。

Two giant paint bubbles.

兩個巨大的油漆泡泡。

No!

不！

- Patrick? - Yeah, SpongeBob?

- 帕特里克？ - 是的，海綿寶寶？- 對，海綿寶寶？

I don't think this bubble can get much bigger.

我覺得這個保麗龍不會再大了。

Nonsense!

胡說八道！

Pat, no!

帕特，不！

And what has door knob number two been up to?

二號門把手又在幹什麼呢？

I've been making baskets too!

我也一直在做籃子!

Darn! This hammer is defective.

該死的！這個錘子有問題

- Do you wanna make crafts too? - Crafts?

- 你也想做手工嗎？- 工藝品？

This isn't summer camp. I am a true artist.

這不是夏令營。我是一個真正的藝術家。

Oh man, I'll never make art like you and Squidward!

我永遠也做不出像你和章魚哥那樣的藝術作品！

[sobbing]

[抽泣]

Hey, don't be sad. You can be an artist too.

嘿，不要傷心。你也可以成為一個藝術家。

I'll find something that will tap into your particular artistic skill set.

我會找到一些可以挖掘你特殊藝術技能的東西。

Now, let me see.

現在，讓我看看。

Oh, this'll be perfect!

哦，這將是完美的！

Start with a rock, a little glue...

從一塊石頭開始，一點膠水... ...

- Uh... - Stick on a couple of googly eyes.

- 粘上幾隻鵝蛋眼。

Whoa, slow down, SpongeBob.

哇，慢點，海綿寶寶

And presto! A rock with googly eyes!

咻！一塊長著鵝眼的石頭！

Whoa! Ha, I did not see that coming!

哇哦，哈，我可沒看出來啊!

- Now you try. - I'm scared.

- 現在你試試。- 我很害怕

You can do this.

你可以這樣做。

I shall make the attempt!

我會努力的！

- Privacy, please. - Sorry.

- 隱私，請。- 對不起，對不起

[moaning]

[呻吟]

- I did it! - Yeah! Let's take a look.

- 我做到了！- 我成功了！讓我們來看看。

Behold...

看吧...

Ah! Oh!

啊！

Ooh, it's beautiful!

哦，真漂亮！

I'm an artist!

我是一個藝術家！

- Hooray! - Hooray!

- 萬歲！- 萬歲！