Name: 地球上手速最快的男人！ 不，是小提琴家！(The World's FASTEST (and most INACCURATE) VIOLINIST!)
Uploaded: 2019-07-21T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 13 min 48 s

情態副詞

If you can play something slowly, you can play it quickly.

So I played it very slowly and then I got a little quicker.

所以我都會先彈得非常慢，然後加快。

And eventually I got to 15 notes a second.

到最後我一秒就可以彈出十五個音。

We're about to bag out this guy who claims to be the fastest violinist in the world.

我們今天要來批鬥這位自稱是世界上手速最快的小提琴家。

This is what our channel is becoming now.

我們的頻道現在都淪落到做這種影片。

And no, we're not talking about this guy.

但要注意，我們說的可不是這個男人。

Seven billion population, all the Ling Lings, but this guy is faster than all of them.

全球 70 億人口，有這麼多霖霖 (每天努力練習小提琴且表現優異的人)，這位仁兄卻比所有人都還快。

And you know it's gonna be legit because it's on BBC news.

這個影片絕對不會錯，因為 BBC 品質、堅若磐石。

What gave you the idea of playing, I mean obviously you've (been) probably playing the violin since you're a kid, but playing it fast?

是甚麼啟發你，當然你大概從小就開始練習小提琴，但為什麼選擇做拉小提琴拉很快這件事？

Well, I was knocked off in a bike accident cycling around London about four years ago.

我四年前在倫敦騎單車時，意外摔車受傷。

My band mate in the band Fuse said, "Ben, why don't you see this as a target of rehabilitation?"

我參加的 Fuse 樂團的夥伴告訴我：「Ben，你何不把它視為一個復健的目標？」

Why don't you go for this Guinness World Record?

So straight off, he's got the inspirational story prepared.

簡單來說，他準備了一個很勵志的故事。

Actually, I don't know if you guys know this, but I was in a wheelchair before.

其實，我不知道你們知不知道，但我曾經坐過輪椅。

So I told Eddy like, "Look man, why not just hit 10 million subs?"

我跟 Eddy 說：「老兄，何不衝一發 1000 萬訂閱？」

我也有一個感人肺腑的勵志故事。

So, let's hit 10 mil (million) subs (subscribes) guys!

所以讓我們一起達成 1000 萬訂閱吧！

If you haven't sub (subscribes), please click the smash the smusubcribe.

如果你還沒訂閱我們，請按下訂閱。

And let's hit 10 million subs (subscribes).

讓我們一起達成 1000 萬訂閱吧！

Because the world needs to know classical music is more than just playing fast.

因為我們需要讓世人知道古典音樂絕對不只是演奏得很快而已。

Just give us a few bars of a normal pace.

可以示範一下這首曲子的正常速度嗎？幾個小節就好？

Ｗhy is there five strings on that "thing" ?

為什麼這「玩意兒」有五條弦？

根據...嗯，我來查一下維基百科。

It's made out of wood and has four strings and a body.

由木頭製成、有四條弦還有一個琴身。

所以他拉的根本不是小提琴啊！

It's like not actually a violin, it's a subcategory of a violin.

這東西其實不叫小提琴，它應該只能算是小提琴的分支。

I think some people might not understand.

Automatically if you're playing an electric violin, that's already like cheating.

如果你演奏的是電子小提琴，其實就是作弊了。

Because you don't need to worry about projection.

Okay, it's a violin and an electric violin.

The title should be fastest electric violin/ viola in the world.

標題應該要是「世上最快的電子小提琴，然後斜槓中提琴」。

That looks pretty fast to me anyway. Now...

反正對我來說這看起來是蠻快的啦。現在......

我們同時做了他剛剛那個表情！

Absolutely, with practice, if you can play something slowly, you can play it quickly.

沒錯，佐以練習，如果你能拉得慢、你就能拉得快。

如果你能拉得慢、你就能拉得快。

天啊！最好人生是有這麼爽的事情啦！

Yeah guys, if you can play it slow, just play it quickly!

是的，各位同學，如果你能拉得慢，就能直接拉很快啊！

人人都可以成為霖霖 (每天努力練習小提琴且表現優異的人) 啊！

Wait, but if you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly.

等等，但如果你能拉得慢，你自然就應該可以拉得快啊。

所以我從慢速開始，然後漸漸加快。

到後來我就可以每秒演奏十五個音了。

I couldn't hear a single one of them cause it sounds like...

我根本一個音也聽不到因為它聽起來像......

這就是小提琴版的含滷蛋饒舌啊！

- Yeah, it's mumble rap. - You can't hear a single note.

- 沒錯, 含滷蛋。 - 你根本就聽不到任何一個音啊。

What's the point of playing fast if you're not playing the notes?

如果無法確實拉出每個音符，那拉得快到底有什麼意義？

When you learn an instrument, it's all about playing.

學習一種樂器，最重要的就是演奏本身。

Then, play fast if the piece is meant to be fast.

然後演奏「應該」快速的曲子時，要能夠拉得快。

Play fast the right notes and hear every single note!

拉得快、音要準，每一個音都要拉得清楚。

Presumably you could do that with any piece that you chose.

照這樣說，你是不是隨便挑一首曲子都可以這樣拉？

I mean now are there already a kind of almost sacrilegious that it's a slow piece, and it should never be played at speed.

但這對樂曲會不會是一種褻瀆，就是慢的曲子不該演奏得那麼快？

Well, I think Paganini was one of the first violin rock stars.

哈哈，我想帕格尼尼是第一位小提琴搖滾巨星。

And his music, like Flight of the Bumblebee, is full of quick notes that are continuous.

他的曲子，例如大黃蜂的飛行，都是一堆連續的小音符。

That's a great way of dodging a question.

Hey Brett, is there any sacrilegious pieces that should not be played fast?

嘿，Brett，有沒有哪首慢曲不該被拉快的八卦？

「喔，帕格尼尼可以拉 150 個音。」

Semiquavers, you have to play four per click for the Guinness World Record, and like that, to be able to play 810 notes in under a minute.

16分音符，每一拍必須拉奏四個音，為了達到金氏世界紀錄，你要能在 1 分鐘內拉 810 個音。

You could do the same with Paganini, something like "Molto Perpetuo", which means always moving, that kind of thing

你也可以用帕格尼尼的作品做到這點，像是「無窮動」那樣的東西，意思就是不停地動。

But you also have to play the right notes!

Paganini "Molto Perpetuo", which means always moving, except you forgot to move your left hand fingers!

帕格尼尼的《無窮動》, 意思是「不停地動」，可是你忘了動你的左手手指。

What I was told that when we were doing this piece, there was this Incredibly valuable violin.

我是說當我被告知你要演奏這首曲子時，他們說你手上這把小提琴要價不斐。

It is an incredibly valuable violin, but it's not what I kind of expected.

這的確是一把價值連城的好琴。

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地球上手速最快的男人！ 不，是小提琴家！(The World's FASTEST (and most INACCURATE) VIOLINIST!)

eventually

incredibly

integrity

attempt

地球上手速最快的男人！不，是小提琴家！(The World's FASTEST (and most INACCURATE) VIOLINIST!)