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  • - Hi, I'm gonna smile an abnormal amount.

    - 嗨,我會異常頻繁地微笑

  • - Honestly, I forgot this was happening today.

    - 老實說,我都忘記今天要面試了

  • - I'm so nervous I might throw up.

    - 我緊張到快吐了

  • - Well, I've already judged you based on how you look.

    - 嗯,我已經從你的外表來評斷你這個人了

  • I tried not to, but I did.

    我盡可能不以貌取人,但我還是這麼做

  • - Should I start lying now, or did you wanna small talk about the weather first?

    - 我現在應該先來說謊,還是先跟你聊聊天氣,寒暄一下呢?

  • - You can just like, go ahead and say everything you wrote on there.

    - 你可以直接開始把你上面寫的都講出來

  • - Sure, well as you can see here, I made up six years of experience.

    - 當然,如你所見,我捏造了六年的經驗

  • - Head of marketing from Mr. Jones, nice.

    - 「瓊斯先生」公司的行銷主管,不錯喔!

  • - Correct. That's my dad.

    - 那當然,瓊斯先生就是我爸

  • I told him you might call, and he has talking points already.

    我早就跟他說你可能會打給他,他已經想好要跟你聊些什麼了

  • - So tell me about this management position at this company I've never heard of.

    - 說說這個我壓根兒沒聽過的公司,你擔任的管理職都在做些什麼

  • - Technically I wasn't an assistant but I feel like I could've figured it out.

    - 嚴格來說,我根本連助理都稱不上,但我覺得我當得滿好的啦!

  • - Mmhmm, let's see what other interview questions I've googled here.

    - 嗯哼,我們來瞧瞧我剛剛 Google 到的其他面試題目

  • Ah, yes, why did you leave your last job?

    啊,對了,你為什麼離開上一份工作?

  • - I just feel like I needed a bigger challenge, you know?

    - 我覺得我需要更大的挑戰,你懂嗎?

  • And also I was fired.

    而且我被炒魷魚了

  • - Mmhmm, mmhmm.

    - 嗯哼,嗯哼

  • Tell me about one of your many weaknesses, and don't say perfectionist, you liar.

    告訴我,你多項弱點的其中一項,別跟我說你是完美主義者,少騙人了

  • - Honestly, I don't really work that hard.

    - 老實說,我其實沒那麼認真工作啦!

  • - So why do you want this job?

    - 那你為什麼想要這份工作?

  • - I like money.

    - 我喜歡錢

  • - Says here you're proficient in Photoshop.

    - 這邊寫說你很擅長 Photoshop

  • - Oh yeah, I face tune all the time, it's one and the same.

    - 哦,對啊,我每次都幫自己修圖,是同一個人啦!

  • Potato, potato, am I right?

    看起來都差不多,是吧?

  • - Fluent in French, very nice lie.

    - 法語流利,天大的謊言

  • - Oui.

    - 是的 (法語)

  • I know exactly three words, that was one of them.

    其實我知道三個單字喔,這是其中一個

  • - Mmm, trustworthy, I'm not really sure that's a skill.

    - 嗯,值得信任,我不確定這算不算一項技能耶

  • - Fair, it also depends how many drinks I've had.

    - 對啦,要看我喝了多少酒

  • - I know it seems like I'm taking informative notes but really I'm just writing, "Don't hire."

    - 我知道我貌似寫了一些滿有內容的筆記,事實上我正在寫的是:「不雇用」

  • literally, look, "Don't hire."

    不信你自己看,「不-雇-用」

  • stupid answer, dumb dumb, you're not getting the job.

    想都不用想,別傻了,你不會得到這份工作的

  • - You know, I'm sensing this isn't going well so I'm gonna say a bunch of buzz words.

    - 你知道嗎,我感覺到情況不太妙,所以我要來說一些潮流用語

  • - Go for it.

    - 來吧

  • - Reliable, a team player, self starter.

    - 可靠、富有團隊精神、自動自發

  • - Mmm, maybe something about efficiency?

    - 嗯,要不要說一些關於效率的詞?

  • - Time management.

    - 時間管理

  • - There it is.

    - 就是這個

  • - Problem solver, eh?

    - 善於解決問題,是吧?

  • Eh?

    是吧?

  • - I'm really enjoying feeling like I'm in power right now.

    - 我很享受我現在掌控全局的感覺

  • - Oh, fast learner.

    - 哦,學習能力很強

  • - Listen, shut up.

    - 聽著,閉嘴

  • You're talking a little too much so I'm gonna tell you about our company now.

    你有點說得太多了,現在我要來介紹一下我們公司

  • - Oh, I'm squinting my eyes and nodding as if I'm very interested.

    - 哦,我正瞇著眼、點點頭,裝得我好像很有興趣

  • - Same, yeah, no, I could care less about this god damn company.

    - 嗯,我也是,我一點也不在乎這該死的公司

  • - Well I'm going to overthink everything I said as soon as I walk out.

    - 嗯,等我一走出去後,我就會對剛剛我所說的那些想很多

  • - We might settle for you.

    - 我們會勉強雇用妳啦!

  • - That's what I'm hoping for.

    - 這正是我所期待的

  • - Absolutely tragic, so sorry.

    - 太可悲了,我很抱歉

  • Aye, you alright there, mate?

    欸,還好嗎,朋友?

  • If you like this video make sure you smash your thumbs up.

    如果你喜歡這支影片,務必讚爆它

  • You can check on my last video right over there,

    你可以到那邊看我的上一支影片

  • things people say to people that have acne,

    主題是「人們對長痘痘的人所說的話」

  • you know spots on their face,

    你懂的,臉上的皰疹

  • my second vlog channels right over there,

    我的 vlog 副頻道在那邊

  • it's a mother f'ing riot, so make sure you check that out,

    它已經造成騷動了,一定要去看看

  • and make sure you subscribe because I make new videos

    還有,記得訂閱我,因為我會做新影片

  • every Monday and Thursday, mate,

    週一和週四會上傳,朋友

  • you know I want you to be there.

    你知道我想要你出現在那兒

  • One love superwoman that is a wrap, and zoop!

    愛你們的 Superwoman,影片到此結束,咻!

- Hi, I'm gonna smile an abnormal amount.

- 嗨,我會異常頻繁地微笑

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