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What is sup my name is Ben
各位好嗎?我是PewDiePie
I am so excited today because we're playing finally the well delayed South Park the fractured
我今天好興奮,因為我們終於要玩遲到很久的南方公園:浣熊俠聯盟-菊部分裂
But whole the first one we played on this channel. It was amazing. It was a daily
我們上次玩第一代非常棒,是個每天更新的系列影片
Let's play series and finally we're back with some video games on this channel. I'm so excited for this
讓我們玩這系列,我們終於又有遊戲影片啦~~我太興奮啊啊啊啊
I'm so excited that if this video gets
我等不及看到這影片達到
500
5億觀看次數
million no just five hundred thousand likes
以及50萬個喜歡
I will upload part two right away to show how committed I am to this series. That's right
我會立刻上傳第二集,來證明我有多會玩這個系列。沒錯
I'm that kind of youtuber right now. I don't know
我現在是那種YouTuber。
I'm just really excited for this and I look forward to share this with you girl. Gross gross whatever every single day
我就是很興奮,我很期待去分享給姊妹們?兄弟們?隨便啦 每 天 都 更 新 !
It's gonna be awesome
這一定會很棒
From what I seen so far
從我現在看來
Heck yeah, let's just let's just begin okay
哎呀呀,我們只是剛剛開始好嗎
Let's just do this if you're having trouble of winning and combat try a better game. Is that what it said
讓我們只是做到這一點,如果你有贏得和打擊的麻煩嘗試更好的遊戲。那是什麼它說
Never fart on someone's balls. This is really good info on the loading screen. I'm not glad there aren't
千萬不要放屁上別人的球。這是真正的加載屏幕上的好消息。我不是很高興有沒有
I'm glad they added that as well
我很高興他們補充道,以及
Oh, yeah, so the game is getting terrible reviews right now on steam because Ubisoft have their you play feature
哦,是的,因此本場比賽也越來越猛烈的批評,現在的蒸汽,因為育碧有他們你播放功能
feature
特徵
Which apparently it's like a big hiccup. I'm glad for ones actually. I play it on the PlayStation because
這顯然它就像一個大嗝。我很高興為那些實際。我玩它在PlayStation,因為
Probably won't require
可能不需要
Good hardware to run this. I don't think it's the kind of game that pushes the boundaries of
良好的硬件來運行這個。我不認為這是推動邊界的一種遊戲
video game graphics
視頻遊戲圖形
But it does look if I play the demo it was really fun
但是,如果我發揮的演示這真的很有趣看起來
They may they made a whole thing about the farts in the game, which I'm very excited about
他們可能他們都對比賽的屁,這我非常興奮一整個事情
That's a nice looking cat right there
這是一個很好看的貓就在那裡
What has become of this city
這已成為這個城市的
Crammed is out of control cats are missing and townspeople are being victimized Oh
臨時抱佛腳失控貓失踪,市民都成為受害者哦
Pooped on my palms you
筋疲力盡的我的手心你
We were supposed to protect those who couldn't protect themselves or you little fucker
我們應該保護那些誰也無法保護自己或你這個小笨蛋
Now super heroes are torn apart by political differences
現在,超級英雄被政治分歧而四分五裂
We are two sides and Lord
我們雙方和主
But law isn't going to save our city time job, I wonder if they will explore any political
但法律不是要救我們的城市時間的工作,我不知道他們會探討任何政治
Midst out of a satire when a new king is not in the kingdom torn apart by a power
中間出了諷刺,當一個新的國王不是由權力四分五裂王國
Hi, Jana, there's no time to waste. I have to go back change the present if I can
嗨,賈納,沒有時間可以浪費。我不得不回去,如果我可以改變本
And in doing so perhaps I could change what has happened
而在這樣做也許我可以改變所發生的事
Hey
嘿
Look at that
看那個
So first game was sort of Lord of the Rings inspired. I guess this time. They're going superhero
所以,第一場比賽是那種主的戒指啟發。我想這一次。他們要去的超級英雄
They're making fun of all the Netflix shows all the franchises with Marvel vs.. DC
他們正在做的所有的樂趣Netflix的顯示所有與奇蹟與專營權.. DC
Alright, we're gonna make our character here. We're gonna obviously go I
好吧,我們要在這裡讓我們的性格。我們要去很明顯我走
Don't know what the heck man
不知道到底什麼樣的男人
I can change color as well. Okay. Okay, that was all options
我可以改變顏色為好。好的。好吧,這是所有選項
You know we're gonna go with the big afro
你知道我們要去的大爆炸頭去
There she is
她在這裡
Heck yeah, man. We got our hair makeup
哎呀呀,老兄。我們得到了我們的頭髮化妝
We got to get those kawaii kawaii, I'll this blush cheeks
我們必須讓那些卡哇伊的可愛,我會臉紅這雙頰
Oh you better believe it boy that shit bear. That's it
哦,你最好相信它男孩狗屎熊。而已
That's very nice no, no glasses all right we got clothes
這是非常好的沒有,沒有眼鏡沒事,我們得到的衣服
Why don't we go with a classic red cape?
我們為什麼不採用了經典的紅色斗篷去?
We can change this as well
我們可以改變這個問題,以及
Well, it's go. Yeah japanese schoolgirl. That's it
嗯,這是走了。是的日本女學生。而已
Hands
手
Blackton now rent
Blackton現在租金
Okay, I'm pretty happy
好吧,我很高興
Actually
其實
There's ARCA White Queen choose difficulty alright haha oh ho oh oh
有ARCA白皇后選擇難度好嗎哈哈哦嗬,哦,哦
Don't worry this doesn't affect combat just every other aspect of your whole life
別擔心,這並不影響戰鬥你的整個生活的每一個剛等方面
Here's a problem. I don't want to I don't want to be black. I know that sounds raised I
這裡有一個問題。我不想我不想為黑色。我知道這聽起來提出我
Mean
意思
Let's go as slightly this is so annoying what?
讓我們為小幅這麼煩人呢?
You know what fuck it
你知道什麼他媽的
Oh my god
哦,我的上帝
Yes ancient Zarin thank you for the papyrus font
是古代Zarin謝謝你的紙莎草字體
Where is the king
哪裡是王
Who's the king oh
誰是王哦
Yeah, man we look good see I play this is amazing you gotta tune in your shit
是啊,人,我們看好看我玩這個是驚人的,你在你的屎得調
This is just like pooping in real life I
這就像在現實生活中我pooping
Feel like that was a terrible poop, I don't know what I did wrong
感覺這是一個可怕的便便,我不知道我做錯了什麼
Yeah
是啊
Master Sergeant douche master
軍士長沖洗主
Incredible we got a bottle of Glatt gas bieber guys become gas begun
令人難以置信的,我們得到了一瓶格拉特氣體比伯的球員會成為氣體開始
What is happening are they?
這是怎麼回事,他們是誰?
Okay, let's go
好吧,讓我們去
We should be happy that he's made friends in this town so quickly we came here to hide more friends. Just means more trouble
我們應該高興的是,他在這個小鎮成了朋友這麼快我們來到這裡隱藏更多的朋友。只是意味著更多的麻煩
You're being paranoid. You need to lay off that stuff. It's changing you
你是偏執。你需要裁員的東西。它改變了你
Didn't see you there your friends are downstairs kiddo get out there and play
沒有看到你有你的朋友正在樓下老兄走出去,發揮
This is great so far. They really polished it up oh
這是偉大至今。他們真的打磨起來哦
He's gonna masturbate or smoking pot
他要去手淫或吸煙鍋
He's gonna smoke, okay?
他要煙,好嗎?
No he's eating
不,他吃
Just brownies am I right kids
只是布朗尼我是對孩子
Okay, this is our room. It's a nice room Fred
好吧,這是我們的房間。這是一個漂亮的房間弗雷德
Wow
哇
What the heck is that dude
到底什麼是花花公子
I'm just trying to explore cuz I remember inside a first game. I was always like
我只是想探索因為我記得第一場比賽裡面。我總是喜歡
Wide we updated that thing, maybe we should keep it on keep it up
寬,我們更新了東西,也許我們應該保持它堅持下去
Camus to the games wait where's the fart button there it is found it
加繆在遊戲等待哪來的放屁按鈕,它就在那裡發現了它
Never gets old does it okay? Let's go down check on our friends. I love our character is so beautiful I
永遠不會過時做它行不行?讓我們下去檢查我們的朋友。我愛我們的性格是如此美麗我
Have this whole arc written for him
有這樣整弧為他寫的
Well, I don't care, I'm just trying to loot all right I
好吧,我不在乎,我只是想搶劫沒事我
Thought you said my friends were downstairs lying fish on the door
還以為你說我的朋友們在樓下門口躺著的魚
Okay, we're gonna get some combat
好吧,我們會得到一些戰鬥
And
和
It seems like they improved it a lot this time around like you can actually move around and stuff doing this
這似乎是他們改進了很多,這一次像你其實可以走動和東西這樣做
Which doesn't sound that exciting but?
這聽起來並不令人興奮,但?
I'm told that it's really good brad has been playing a little bit as well
有人告訴我,這真的很好布拉德一直玩一點點,以及
I
一世
Agree, why do I have to be?
同意,為什麼我要?
Start a fight by punching. Okay cool pitch black
開始通過沖壓一拼。好吧酷漆黑
Combat advantage, okay good because we started
戰鬥優勢,沒關係啦,我們開始
It's that a shark upon
它是在一個鯊魚
Okay, okay
好吧好吧
Use my power very nice. Yeah double heck. Yeah powers been knocked back Cossacks of damage
用我的力量很不錯的。是的雙重挫折感。是的權力被擊退傷害的哥薩克
Okay, I got that
好吧,我得到的
Is still up to me
仍是對我
Well that was easy I thought we were playing on hard mode
嗯,這很容易,我認為我們在玩硬模式
Got the kungfu kauai fist these guys are tougher okay, and we're gonna fight as a team now probably
拿到了功夫考艾島拳頭這些傢伙是強硬好了,而我們將鬥爭作為一個團隊,現在大概
No, it's me versus everyone attacking an enemy first friends you come a dimension
不,這是我對每個人攻擊你來到一個維度的敵人先交朋友
Yeah, okay see the full combo turn order check the timeline okay?
是啊,還好看到完整的組合順序依次檢查時間表好嗎?
different powers, okay
不同的權力,好嗎
Review power okay?
回顧電力好嗎?
We can fart I don't know what that does
我們可以放屁,我不知道做什麼
Why don't we try a fart here? Maybe that will hit all of them? Oh okay it hits three squares Scott it, okay?
我們為什麼不嘗試在這裡放屁?也許這將打擊所有的人?哦,還行吧命中三個正方形斯科特,好嗎?
Alright, let's do that
好吧,讓我們做
Ha, oh my god, that was amazing
哈,哦,我的上帝,這是驚人的
Hit me with a stop sign I was an axe
打了我一個停車標誌我是斧子
Yeah, they improved a comment even further since I had played it, this is really Doug
是的,他們改進了評論更進一步,因為我已經玩了,這實在是道格
So I can't use the fart again. I gotta wait one round. What's the best?
所以我不能再次使用的屁。我得等待一輪。什麼是最好的?
Who's the most dead?
誰是最死了嗎?
Alright, I guess I'm punching God
好吧,我想我衝神
Air it is got all of them the kawaii eggs hail to the Kibaki
空氣是得到了所有他們的可愛蛋歡呼的齊貝吉
Guys let's keep moving are those Legos
伙計們,讓我們繼續前進是那些積木
Everything here to here is lava. You can't
這裡這裡的一切都是熔岩。你不能
Shut come on
關閉加油
Everything that's not fair. What do we do the kid?
一切是不公平的。我們做什麼孩子?
Oh Magda, okay, so they attacked us first now
瑪格達哦,沒關係,所以他們現在首先襲擊了我們
Enemies may attempt to attack you while you explore okay? Yeah, if any man will see you you're okay, I got that
敵人可能會試圖攻擊你,而你遊覽好嗎?是啊,若有人會看到你你沒事,我得到的
Okay, we have a new let's just
好了,我們有一個新就讓我們
Well that attack the dragon you know what fuck let's just try it
那麼這攻擊你知道什麼龍他媽的就讓我們試試吧
Yeah, okay work nice
是啊,好漂亮的工作
Nice
尼斯
Okay, yes fire bred striped red squares indicate damage zone. Okay? No I got that too. It's very self-explanatory have to move okay
好吧,是孕育火紅色條紋方塊表示損傷區。好的?不,我得到了這一點。這是非常不言自明了移動好嗎
How do they even do that
他們怎麼做
Just like playing when you're a kid was it taking his phone
就像當你是一個孩子玩是它採取了他的電話
It was a Wayne's word I
這是一個韋恩的話我
Can't reach him
聯繫不上他
Are you serious okay? Now I can
你是認真的好嗎?現在我能
there we go take
在那裡,我們需要去
Whoa?
哇?
Damn
該死的
King dish bag Dragon Slayer, I am man King douche bag
金碟包屠龍者,我是文景沖洗袋
You know it's son, you know what what up? Where's my push ok we can in the open box?
你知道這是兒子,你知道是什麼嗎?哪裡是我推的同意,我們就可以在打開的盒子?
Get off my dick, there's a way in through the garage The Keg will fight, it press and hold oh
下車我的傢伙,還有通過車庫小桶會打的方式,它按住哦
My god
天哪
Oh, I miss it. I thought the king was going to do a sweet job, but then he just did that what?
哦,我想念它。我以為國王會做一個甜蜜的工作,但他只是做了什麼?
You're good, so I hit it, I hit it all right, whatever
你是很好的,所以我打,我打這一切的權利,無論
Speak Bard. What happened to the stick of truth the wizard had thrown into the ocean
說話巴德。發生了什麼事真相的棍子巫師扔進大海
Oh, yeah, that was the end of the first game
哦,是的,這是第一場比賽結束
Slay a dragon with one glow that's right if you don't
用刀殺死一個預熱這是正確的,如果你不這樣做龍
wait
等待
I thought he was with you guys now. We got a distress. They know to come help him here
我以為他是和你們一起了。我們得到了一個困擾。他們知道來幫助他在這裡
It's again
又到了
Wizard again
再次嚮導
My name is the king I'm from the future
我的名字是王,我從未來很
Dude, we said, we're not playing got any more. Yeah, I'll split up. What's the point? This is the void?
哥們,我們說,我們不打有任何更多。是啊,我就分手了。重點是什麼?這是無效?
In my time. There is a massive crime wave and missing cats
在我的時間。有一個龐大的犯罪浪潮和失踪的貓
I knew my only hope was to assemble the team hey you can't switch games like this
我知道,我唯一的希望是匯集團隊嘿,你不能切換這樣的比賽
Where's the stick of truth shut up Kevin this isn't about some dumb stick there's a cat in trouble
哪裡是真理的棍子閉嘴凱文這是不是有些啞棒有一隻貓麻煩
And it's the key to funny the crime syndicate new to our town in the future crime syndicate said
而且它在未來黑社會性質組織罪的關鍵在於搞笑黑社會性質組織罪新來我們鎮上說
That sounds too heavy from Hoonah friends. Well. What do you want?
這聽起來從Hoonah朋友太重。好。你想要什麼?
I'd you're the fucking freedom pal to find the missing cat get $100 reward and make their superhero franchise more popular
我想你是他媽的自由朋友尋找失踪的貓領取$ 100美元的獎勵,使他們的超級英雄的專營權更受歡迎
That's right oops again. There's a ringing coming from your basement playroom
這又是正確的糟糕。還有從您的地下室遊戲室來了一個振鈴
Come on Coon friends go get your stuff and report back to the Coon their
來吧朋友浣熊去得到你的東西,並報告給他們的浣熊
Friends this bimbo sorry guys you can't play with us, we're playing superheroes now, and you guys are dorks
朋友這個賓博對不起你們,你不能跟我們一起玩,我們現在玩的超級英雄,和你們是dorks
What about me? Oh?
那我呢?哦?
oh
哦
nice transition from
從很好的過渡
Their first game to this one can we talk to these guys see what they say well nothing left to do
他們的第一場比賽就這一塊我們可以跟這些傢伙看他們說什麼也沒什麼可做
But go home and play Star Trek bridge crew we could all go to my house and sit around nice
但回家玩星際迷航橋劇組我們都去我家,圍坐不錯
Nice little self promo there Ubisoft
可愛的小自我宣傳有育碧
I see what you're doing I've been thinking about joining a gang this might be just the kick in the pants
我看到你在做什麼,我一直在想加入一個幫派,這可能只是在褲子踢
I need that it's a good game though to be fair. I'll let it slide oh
我需要的是一場精彩的比賽,雖然是公平的。我會讓它滑哦
Hello, the boys are down in their little basement playroom. Can I slap daddy hands?
你好,孩子們都在自己的小地下室遊戲室下來。我可以拍爸爸的手?
Eric and his friends are so imaginative
埃里克和他的朋友們都這麼有想像力
Really Ridley I know you ain't the weird shit take all and continue Coon Kings. Okay? Oh
真的雷德利我知道你是不是怪異的狗屎採取一切並繼續庫恩國王。好的?哦
Yeah, I remember this there's a pass code we have shattered. Oh, did you get locked out?
是啊,我還記得有我們已經打破一個密碼。噢,你會被鎖定?
I'm afraid little Eric put a log on the door to keep me out
恐怕很少埃里克把日誌上的門不讓我出去
I'm sure he has the pass code written down here somewhere well
我敢肯定,他擁有通行碼寫下來這裡的某個地方好
It's probably in his room then so let's go upstairs and check it out
這也可能是在他的房間,然後讓我們上樓去看看
What is that? What is that now?
那是什麼?那又是什麼?
That sounded just like a real camp
這聽起來就像一個真正的陣營
That is the most annoying
這是最惱人的
Me
我
All right, we're in Cartman's room. Here's the
好吧,我們在Cartman的房間。這裡的
Who is the Coon Dame travel there must be a ton of references in here?
誰是庫恩聖母院旅行必須有一噸的引用在這裡?
I think I said there's an oculus in there. I see that they were they were on point with that episode
我想我說那裡面有一個魔環。我看到他們是在他們在點與插曲
Danishes for Danmark yes
對於丹麥丹麥麵包是
2012 election punch, what's a cracked object get some chicken wings?
2012年大選衝,什麼是破解對象得到一些雞翅?
What is it telling me - oh the lamp, it's cracked
這是什麼告訴我 - 噢燈,它的破解
We can read this journal ok alright, so that's a great drawing of oh
我們可以看到這篇日記確定好了,所以這是一個偉大的圖紙哦
It's the fanfiction
這是同人
Butters, and I don't remember man fake fan Christmas list ideas
巴特斯,我不記得男子假冒風扇聖誕清單的想法
Drone hoverboard oh
雄蜂懸浮滑板哦
Okay well he has a oh, okay. Let's keep key code. Fuck you mom
奧凱以及他有哦,沒關係。讓我們保持關鍵代碼。去你媽的媽
No, that's actually the key code, or is
不,這實際上是關鍵代碼,或者是
What no I can't beat you
沒有什麼我不能打敗你
Seriously, okay, let's go down and check. Let me check all the room first I
說真的,好吧,那我們下去檢查。讓我先檢查所有房間我
Feel like this is the kind of game I actually want to explore
喜歡這種感覺是我真正想要探索類遊戲
Because you know there's gonna be like secret references and stuff and that's always fun to look for yes officer
因為你知道會有很多人喜歡秘密參考和東西,這總是有趣的尋找是官
Somebody appears to have put lava in front of my door
有人似乎已經把熔岩在我的門前
But no, it's not oh my god. My son told me I will burn to death if I try and cross it
但是,沒有,這不是我的天啊。我的兒子告訴我,我會燒死,如果我試圖穿過它
uh-huh oh
嗯哦
Yes, he did. Tell me that if I step on a crack. It would bring my mother's back mom I
是他做的。告訴我,如果我踩到一個裂縫。這將使我母親的背上我媽媽
Shouldn't play with that more
不應該與更多的玩
That's not enough mosquito. We have to act fast before the freedom pals can a
這是不夠的蚊子。我們必須行動自由的好朋友之前快可以一
Hundred dollar reward do you know what that could mean to our superhero franchise that cat looks pretty old?
百美元的獎金,你知道,這可能意味著我們的超級英雄特許經營貓看起來很老了嗎?
Maybe just died in the gutter somewhere
也許只是在陰溝裡死了的地方
Do I have to remind you that as of right now freedom house have a hundred followers on Instagram we have six the five of
我必須提醒大家,現在自由之家對Instagram的一百個追隨者,我們有六個五個
Us and Billy Turner who's a ginger?
我們和比利·特納誰是姜?
This is the key to finally feeding those fuckers, but where do we start looking that cat could be anyway?
這是最後餵養那些不要臉的關鍵,但我們從哪裡開始尋找那貓可能呢?
We need to split up mosquito take to the air and check out all the city parks. You got it. Let's go away
我們需要採取防蚊分裂到空氣中,並檢查了所有的城市公園。你說對了。讓我們走
Wow, what a great superhero
哇,真是一個偉大的超級英雄
Human
人的
What a super guy need you to use your superhuman speed to get to the mayor's office and tell her we're on the case
什麼是超級帥哥需要你用你的超人的速度去市長辦公室,告訴她我們的情況下,
Don't worry Coon you can count on
別擔心,浣熊,你可以指望
Fast pass
快通
Today
今天
Great excuse me
大原諒我
He's selling his own merch top bad guys professor chaos okay nice oh
他沒事很好賣自己的貨品頂部壞人教授亂哦
Yeah
是啊
Do not touch that that device could blow up the entire Milky Way galaxy Jesus fuck
請勿觸摸該設備可以炸掉整個銀河系耶穌他媽的
Sorry, the new kid is trying to play with the cube of ultimate destruction
對不起,新的孩子正在嘗試與最終銷毀的魔方玩
Good shower it up the fucking galaxies stupid bitch look, dude. We already told you you can't play you aren't a super hero
良好的淋浴它的星系他媽的婊子傻看,伙計。我們已經告訴過你,你可以不玩你不是一個超級英雄
You don't have a costume you have any super powers
你沒有服裝,你有什麼超能力
Yeah
是啊
All right look you can watch us play superheroes as long as you don't get in the way
沒事看看,你可以看我們只要發揮超級英雄,你沒有得到的方式
Make yourself useful go grab those costumes are tailored to the kins unique body specs you have to be pretty buff to fit them
讓自己有用的去抓住這些服裝都量身定做金穗獨特的車身規格,你必須非常的buff,以適應他們
Buff yeah, that's our holding cell for super villains. Why would we keep us the furnace II device in there?
BUFF啊,這是我們的超級惡棍牢房。為什麼我們會繼續我們的爐II設備在那裡?
And inspection mode to find objects by interest by holding
和檢查模式,通過舉辦找到感興趣的對象
L2 you seriously can't find this dependency device a superheros use inspection mode you know?
L2你真的無法找到這種依賴設備使用的超級英雄,你知道檢查模式?
Sorry, my controllers rebinding. Okay, so there's something over here
對不起,我的控制器重新綁定。好了,有什麼東西在這裡
We got us yeah, okay
我們得到了我們啊,不錯
There's something on the table. That's cool. It makes it easy
還有桌子上的東西。這很酷。它可以很容易
Can't seem to reach
似乎無法達成
I'm just cleaning wait here, but how do I?
我只是清洗等待在這裡,但我該怎麼辦?
What did I do there were far
我做了什麼有遠
Whoa I'm powerful. Oh, I ordered him that was it
哇我是強大的。哦,我命令他就是這樣
You really want to be a superhero huh play with the big boys
你真的想成為一個超級英雄吧的大男孩玩
Yes, well maybe maybe you can be useful have a seat at the table Thursday. Okay. Let's do this
是的,那也許是因為也許你可以是有用的在牌桌上週四席位。好的。我們開工吧
Let's see mosquitoes ABS
讓我們來看看蚊子ABS
Jesus Christ are these even in a human language
耶穌基督是這些即使在人類語言
All right in order to play superheroes you have to have a superhero persona
為了好的發揮你的超級英雄有一個英雄人物
Yes, then you can fill out your character sheet on cocoons to Grandpa of course. He doesn't have a kunst gram page good boy
是的,那麼你就可以填寫上你的繭人物卡爺爺當然。他沒有一個孔斯特克頁面好孩子
You're not even on cue Instagram. Huh well, I guess I can create one for you
你甚至沒有暗示的Instagram。呵呵好了,我想我可以為您創建一個
All right nice so now we get to select what kind of superhero we want to be since you're a newbie
好漂亮的,現在我們去選擇我們想,因為你是一個新手什麼樣的超級英雄
You can only choose between three for now wait so I can change later
您可以三者之間,現在只能選擇等待,所以我可以在以後更改
Okay, we can be blaster
好了,我們可以衝擊波
Brutalist
野獸派
Brutalist yes, ah
野獸派是啊
Close range lost beach day
關閉範圍看不到海灘的一天
Bastard
混蛋
Brutus it seems like plaster is all around so let's
布魯特斯好像膏藥是各地讓我們
Let's do that
讓我們做
Okay, douchebag, but now we need to find out what terrible thing in your past drives you you see douche all superheroes
好吧,douchebag,但現在我們需要找出在你過去的可怕的事情促使你看到陰道灌洗所有超級英雄
Have a compelling backstory. It's from that backstory that their powers gained meaning. Let's take you back to when you were just a child
有一個令人信服的背景故事。這是從背景故事,他們的權力獲得了意義。讓我們帶你回當你只是個孩子
Okay
好的
You lay awake that night like so many other nights
你躺在床上,當晚像許多其他的夜晚
you couldn't sleep because you knew you weren't like the other kids you walked through the mirror I
你不能入睡,因為你知道你是不是喜歡你通過鏡子我走在其他孩子
Walked to the mirror okay got it
走到鏡子還好有它
You looked in the mirror and you felt alone, and that's when it happened a loud noise you
你看著鏡中的你感到孤獨,那就是當它發生一聲巨響你
Swore, you could hear your mother calling for help oh
發誓,你可以聽到你媽媽喊救命哦
I remember this
我記得這個
Out in the hallway you saw two intruders know what's happening. What is happening what?
在外面的走廊裡,你看到了兩個入侵者知道發生了什麼。這是怎麼回事呢?
I didn't click anything. I literally just caught oh, that's so annoying
我沒有點擊任何東西。我真的只是抓住了哦,這是如此惱人
Okay, we're here now you looked in the mirror and you felt alone, and that's when it happened a loud noise
好了,我們在這裡,現在你看著鏡子裡,你感到孤獨,那就是當它發生巨響
You swore you can hear your mother calling for help
你發誓你可以聽到你媽媽喊救命
You left your room
你離開你的房間
Out in the hallway you saw two intruders in front of your parents door you had to stop them from hurting your parents
在外面的走廊裡,你看到你的父母門的前面有兩個入侵者,你必須從傷害你的父母阻止他們
You knew you had the power to stop them there we go
你知道你有權力去阻止他們那裡,我們去
As a blazing blaster hero, you begin to overheat as a fire in your belly ignited. You wait. Oh, yeah, because this is my new
作為一個熊熊衝擊波英雄,你就開始過熱,在你的肚子火點燃。你等待。哦,是的,因為這是我的新
Okay, cool. We can do the burn thing let's do that
好吧,冷卻。我們可以做的事情燒傷讓我們做
I have to do it from here. I'm stupid
我要在這裡做。我真笨
Then oh that's cool. Oh my god
然後,哦,這太酷了。哦,我的上帝
Okay perfect Oh
好吧完美哦
Hayley that's it, but the intruders wouldn't take any pushed around 90
海莉就是這樣,但是入侵者不會採取任何擺佈90
Okay, there's no timing. I just have to press it I didn't really understand
好了,沒有時間。我只需要按下它,我聽不太懂
Okay now we have the are old already little flavor. Yeah, we showed him
好了,現在我們有老有少已經味道。是啊,我們給他看了
You were gravely injured, but the intruders blow is only awake in the fire burn me okay here we go venison
你嚴重受傷,但入侵者打擊只是在火清醒燒我還好這裡我們去鹿肉
It's coming from my anus anyway
這是一個從我的肛門反正來了
I'm glad we saw that thank you very much, South Park, and so you beat them all seem to be ok
我很高興我們看到,非常感謝你,南園,等你打敗他們似乎都OK
But then you finally reached your parents door
但後來你終於達到了你的父母門
And what you saw when you open that door changed your life forever and led you to fighting crime
你看到了什麼,當你打開那扇門永遠改變你的生活,使你打擊犯罪
You were too late because when you open that door you saw
因為當你打開那扇門,你看到你太晚
You saw your dad...fuck you mom.
你看到你爸他媽的你的男人,MMM恐怖。哦
That's a pretty heavy bag
這是一個相當沉重的袋子
You fight crime because you never forgot the night you weren't intent and you saw your own father the man you trusted
你打擊犯罪,因為你永遠不會忘記你是不是故意的夜晚,你看到了自己的父親,你值得信賴的人
Fuck you, man. You twisted it's like a ripple in time. You can't ever change isn't it?
去你媽的,男人。你扭曲它就像一個時間的波動。你永遠不能改變的是不是?
Alright now that you're a superhero. I have a mission yes
好了,現在你是一個超級英雄。我有一個使命是
I need you to go out into town and try to get as many followers as you can on currency Graham
我需要你就往鎮和嘗試,你可以在貨幣格雷厄姆獲得盡可能多的追隨者
It's the only way our franchise will survive oh
這是我們的特權將生存的唯一途徑哦
My god. We look terrible. Okay? Well that's awesome. I think that will end episode there remember fun
天哪。我們期待可怕。好的?嗯,這真棒。我認為,這將結束插曲清楚地記得樂趣
Hundred-thousand is that too much I feel like I'm asking too much. I feel like you guys can do it
十萬是太多了,我覺得像我要求的太多了。我覺得你們能做到這一點
Let's go come on part two. Thank you guys so much for watching. I'm so excited to play more of this
讓我們來上兩部分。謝謝你們這麼多的收看。我太興奮了多玩的這
I'll make it the episodes longer as we go as well and it's always
我會讓它情節不再像我們去和它總是
Don't fist
不要拳頭
Squad fan
小隊風扇