Hard choice, amirite?

很難抉擇，對吧？

@MmmKandiYamz would like to let me know that Drake looks like voldemort with hair.

@MmmKandiYamz想讓我知道Drake看起來就像有頭髮的佛地魔

A Lady GaGa fragrance? Bet it smells like d**k.

Lady GaGa的香味？打賭聞起來一定像**一樣

It does.

是這樣沒錯

Trying to use the word 'hate' less often.

試著少用hate這個詞

Here goes: I thoroughly dislike Sam Smith.

得到這樣的結果：我徹底討厭Sam Smith

Well done.

好極了

Jessie J looks like she takes giant s**t.

Jessie J看起來像大了一堆屎

Stincky ones too.

很臭的那種

F**k you Black Shelton you inbred hick.

*你的，Black Shelton ，你天生就土斃了

Let's face it, the girls from Haim are ugly as f**k and perform like they're orgasming.

面對現實吧，Haim的女生都超醜的，表演時又像高潮一樣

I kind of like that, though.

我其實滿喜歡的耶

Hey look. Ed Sheeran is still ugly.

快看，Ed Sheeran還是一樣醜

Wiz Khalifa looks like a homeless woman.

Wiz Khalifa看起來像個無家可歸的女人

I really wanna just flick Iggy Azalea's stupid mole off her face and into the bin.

我真的想把Iggy Azalea的癡呆痣摳下來丟到垃圾桶

Pitbull is starting to grow on me... kidding.

我漸漸開始喜歡上Pitbull⋯開玩笑的

I hope his voice box gets destroyed by a gorilla d**k

我希望他的喉嚨被大猩猩的*弄壞

Sia sounds like she has a mouth full of s**t

Sia唱歌時就像嘴裡塞滿大便一樣

Childish Gambino looks like he tried to suck is own d**k a few times.

Childish Gambino看起來像是試圖吸過自己**好幾遍一樣

That's weird.

這可真古怪

The weather in New York City right now is like a young Britney Spears: pretty hot, kinda gross.

紐約現在的天氣就像年輕時的布蘭妮：非常辣，有點噁

I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a continuous loop than listen to Ariana Grande's new album.

我寧願聽自動調音的陰道放屁聲無限循環，也不要聽 Ariana Grande的新專輯

Jason Aldean sounds like his d**k got stuch in his sister.

Jason Aldean聽起來像是他的*卡在姊姊的裡面

I'd rather bathe in my own vomit than go see 5 seconds of summer on tour.

我寧願在嘔吐堆中洗一澡，也不願意去看到暑五秒的巡迴演唱會

Katy Perry has a voice that reminds me of balls covered in glass sliding down my throat. nice gal

Katy perry 的聲音讓我想起一顆玻璃球滑入伍的喉嚨裡，真不錯

Gangnam Style is SO f**king annoying like jfc i want to shove a stick up Psy's ass so he can't dance anymore

江南Style是一首超煩人的歌，我想切掉他的屁股讓他不能再跳任何舞

You can do it, but I still can dance.

你大可這樣做，但我還是可以跳舞的