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  • Whould you rather: listen to Josh Groban OR have diarhea ladle into your ear?

    你寧願聽Josh Groban唱歌,還是讓耳朵灌滿屎?

  • Hard choice, amirite?

    很難抉擇,對吧?

  • @MmmKandiYamz would like to let me know that Drake looks like voldemort with hair.

    @MmmKandiYamz想讓我知道Drake看起來就像有頭髮的佛地魔

  • A Lady GaGa fragrance? Bet it smells like d**k.

    Lady GaGa的香味?打賭聞起來一定像**一樣

  • It does.

    是這樣沒錯

  • Trying to use the word 'hate' less often.

    試著少用hate這個詞

  • Here goes: I thoroughly dislike Sam Smith.

    得到這樣的結果:我徹底討厭Sam Smith

  • Well done.

    好極了

  • Jessie J looks like she takes giant s**t.

    Jessie J看起來像大了一堆屎

  • Stincky ones too.

    很臭的那種

  • F**k you Black Shelton you inbred hick.

    *你的,Black Shelton ,你天生就土斃了

  • Let's face it, the girls from Haim are ugly as f**k and perform like they're orgasming.

    面對現實吧,Haim的女生都超醜的,表演時又像高潮一樣

  • I kind of like that, though.

    我其實滿喜歡的耶

  • Hey look. Ed Sheeran is still ugly.

    快看,Ed Sheeran還是一樣醜

  • Wiz Khalifa looks like a homeless woman.

    Wiz Khalifa看起來像個無家可歸的女人

  • I really wanna just flick Iggy Azalea's stupid mole off her face and into the bin.

    我真的想把Iggy Azalea的癡呆痣摳下來丟到垃圾桶

  • Pitbull is starting to grow on me... kidding.

    我漸漸開始喜歡上Pitbull⋯開玩笑的

  • I hope his voice box gets destroyed by a gorilla d**k

    我希望他的喉嚨被大猩猩的*弄壞

  • Sia sounds like she has a mouth full of s**t

    Sia唱歌時就像嘴裡塞滿大便一樣

  • Childish Gambino looks like he tried to suck is own d**k a few times.

    Childish Gambino看起來像是試圖吸過自己**好幾遍一樣

  • That's weird.

    這可真古怪

  • The weather in New York City right now is like a young Britney Spears: pretty hot, kinda gross.

    紐約現在的天氣就像年輕時的布蘭妮:非常辣,有點噁

  • I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a continuous loop than listen to Ariana Grande's new album.

    我寧願聽自動調音的陰道放屁聲無限循環,也不要聽 Ariana Grande的新專輯

  • Jason Aldean sounds like his d**k got stuch in his sister.

    Jason Aldean聽起來像是他的*卡在姊姊的裡面

  • I'd rather bathe in my own vomit than go see 5 seconds of summer on tour.

    我寧願在嘔吐堆中洗一澡,也不願意去看到暑五秒的巡迴演唱會

  • Katy Perry has a voice that reminds me of balls covered in glass sliding down my throat. nice gal

    Katy perry 的聲音讓我想起一顆玻璃球滑入伍的喉嚨裡,真不錯

  • Gangnam Style is SO f**king annoying like jfc i want to shove a stick up Psy's ass so he can't dance anymore

    江南Style是一首超煩人的歌,我想切掉他的屁股讓他不能再跳任何舞

  • You can do it, but I still can dance.

    你大可這樣做,但我還是可以跳舞的

Whould you rather: listen to Josh Groban OR have diarhea ladle into your ear?

你寧願聽Josh Groban唱歌,還是讓耳朵灌滿屎?

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