字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Do you want to have sex? - We just had sex. - Yeah, but that was like 20 minutes ago - You're right. I'm down. Right here? - Right now. - Alright, I'm pulling over. - A'ight! - Hey babe. - Huh-hu? Do you want to have sex? - No, I'm good. - Same. - Right? - Yeah. So I know we've been together for a year now... and I think it's time Time for what? Oh my God! No no no! No I mean: yes yes yes yes yes! Babe, I know we've been married for a really long time, and I wanted to spice things up, so... Hey, what are you doing? [Harjit laughs maniacally] Oh my God! I wanna kill you! I hate you! [Harjit still laughs] Oh... it's gonna be a big one. [fart] Here comes... oh it's going to be LOUD! Come on!! IT'S COMING! EVERYONE OUT! Here goes another one... - Hey babe? - Hey! - Need to talk to you about something. - Hum? So, the other day, I felt a little weird... Because you know, I haven't had my period for a while, so I thought, you know, I got a little worried... And maybe take a pregnancy test and... can't believe I'm saying this, but: we're having a baby. BABE?! Hey! This is your responsibility too! Oh my God! Babe! Babe, the results are in! - Are you ready? - Yeah! - We're having a baby! - Oh, congratulations! - I'm gonna call my mom, okay? - Okay! [chanting] having a baby... F*ck... - Hey babe! - Hey... SURPRISE! Oh! Babe! Thank you so much! They're so pretty! I love them! - Hey babe! - Hey! - I have a surprise for you, close your eyes. - Okay... Surprise! - What's this? - It's my laundry! Can you clean it by tomorrow 10AM, please? I love you! - I'm not doing your laundry! - I love you so much baby, thank you! Oh my God! Gross! Good morning! - Oh, baby, your breath smells so good! - Really? - Yeah! - I just woke up, I don't know. Oh God... Harjit! - Hum? - Harjit, wake up! Wake up! - What? - I gotta tell you something. - What?! - Jaz, man! Every freaking time! [Jaz laughs] Good morning! Hey babe, what did the shoe said to the other shoe? - What? - Let's kick it! [laughter] - So funny! Cause they're shoes! [What?] Babe, I don't know what we're gonna do, this bill is no joke. Yo, I have a friend named Bill at work though and he's so jokes... Oh God babe! Is everything a joke to you? Okay, how about you and Bill get together... And you guys pay that off? Babe... - I'm so excited for date night! - Oh my God me too! - So we hit the movies... - Okay! - And then, museum - Yeah! - I wanna see dinosaurs! And then, the zoo! [scream in excitment] I'm so excited! -Hey babe, what are we gonna do tonight? - I think we could go to the movies, no? - Like go to the movies? - Yeah like pop corn, nachos, kind of. Are you stupid? Movies definitely does not fit in our monthly budget! Maybe if you had'nt bought a chocolate bar the other day, we would have been able to go. You're the one that wanted a chocolate bar in the first place - You're the one who ate it. - Because you said you were on a diet And you didn't want it anymore. - It's called a receipt. You're gonna charge me on a chocolate bar? - Why don't you just make the budget bigger? - Why don't you get another job? I have two jobs already! - Get another one! - Who has three jobs?