I know I just found a dead fish in it. It was gross.

那是發酵過的大豆

These three things look spicy.

我知道

(Muffled scream)

我只是看到了死掉的魚

It make me go like this (Imitates seizures)

好噁阿

It's a peculiar taste.

(美國小孩品嘗世界各地的早餐)

Is that coffee?

韓國

(Spits)

這三樣看起來很辣

I think it's weird that kids drink coffee (sips) in Brazil.

你不喜歡它嗎?

I hate coffee

它會讓我感覺像這樣

Are you serious?

好特別的味道

Cow poop.

巴西

(Laughs)

那是咖啡嗎?

(Excited noises)

我覺得讓巴西的小孩咖啡 很奇怪

No, I would not eat fish in the morning.

我討厭咖啡

I know I wont like it. I hate salmon.

咖啡喝起來的感覺像甚麼?

This bit is pretty soft, it could be my pillow

我是認真的

I actually would have this for breakfast.

像牛便便

Africa?

芬蘭

Finland?

不

What's Finland?

我不會在早上吃魚的

Oh!

我知道我不會喜歡這個

Okay.

我討厭吃鮭魚

This doesn't look like a breakfast to me.

這塊麵包好柔軟

I've never seen a black egg.

可以把它當作我的枕頭

does it taste good?

它可以當作我的早餐

So it kind of has like a portable toilet smell, and also (chuckles) a

猜猜看它是哪個國家的早餐

rotten egg smell.

非洲？

This is delicious.

芬蘭？

I really eating a old egg?

對，是芬蘭

Really good. It's really good.

甚麼是芬蘭?

(Monkey noises)

他是一個位在歐洲的國家

It tastes like french fries. And french fries are good.

喔

There's prawn?

ok

Mmm, I don't really say um...

越南

Geometry.

這不會是我的早餐

Airlines.

我未曾見過黑色的蛋

Take a-(mumbling).

那顆蛋好吃嗎

If I eat a lot my mom usually calls me a pig.

他聞起來就像流動式廁所

Mom are you even listening?

和

Mm-hmm.

爛掉的蛋

I don't think my friends would eat this for breakfast because their moms would say it would be too unhealthy

這個好吃

This is bright.

一定要吃掉整顆蛋嗎?

People have this for breakfast?

這個超好吃

Wonder what would happen if I fold it in half?

超好吃的

That should be cut?

波蘭

Okay cut. (Claps)

吃起來像薯條

(Subs by ArchimDaniel)

跟薯條一樣好吃

And boys have a penis.

波蘭在哪?