What up everyone, it's your girl, Superwoman!

大家好，我是 Superwoman

And I survived from my wisdom tooth distraction, woo-woo.

然後我成功拔完我的智齒了，嗚呼～

Thank you for all your kind and supportive messages, now I'm back to making videos.

感謝大家溫馨、激勵人心的訊息，現在我又開始做影片啦！

And today's video is one of the most requested videos I have ever gotten:

然後今天的影片是最多人要求的影片之一：

my parents reacting to Fifty Shades Of Grey trailer.

我爸媽對於格雷的五十道陰影的反應

Mommy, Daddy, ready?

媽咪、爹地，準備好了媽？

Let's do it.

來吧！

Hello.

哈囉

Hello.

哈囉

Hello.

哈囉

Welcome to video!

歡迎來看我們的影片

Action!

開拍！

Today Lilly making us watch Fifty Shade Grey promotional video trailer.

今天 Lilly 要讓我們看「格雷的五十道陰影」的電影預告

Fifty Shades Grey is a... my prediction this is going to be a beautiful film.

「格雷的五十道陰影」嗯...我認為會是一部很美的電影

I have not seen this one, but I'm thinking this maybe a painting movie?

我還沒看過這部，但我想可能會是一個在講畫畫的電影？

About family of elephants.

跟大象家族有關

Maybe some artist, make a picture, gray, and she say, "Oh! Fifty shade of gray!" And they fall in love.

可能有個藝術家，他畫一幅灰色 (註：格雷英文諧音像灰色) 的畫，然後說：「噢是五十道灰色的陰影！」然後他們就戀愛

It's going to be like a family of elephants, get together, fifty of them.

會是一個大象家族，聚在一起，五十隻

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

Different, different shade.

不同、不同的陰影面向

Action!

開拍！

Whoa! Big screen! Big screen in my eye.

嗚啊！大螢幕！大螢幕在我面前亮起

Computer.

電腦

Hello.

哈囉

Fifty Shades of Grey, Grey!

格雷的五十道陰影、格雷！

Newspaper interview, okay? Maybe there murder.

新聞訪問，OK？可能有人被殺害了

Focus.

專注

She dress so nice. Gray, see, I knew it.

她穿得真漂亮。你看她穿灰色，我就知道

Okay, she tries to be doctor. She tries to be doctor. See, Lilly?

好，她試著要當醫生，Lilly 妳看，她試著要當醫生

They're so nice in gray. Lilly, why can't you dress nice. Look how pretty she look.

她們穿灰色真好看。Lilly 妳怎麼不學學她們，看看她多美

She's trying to—oh, maybe she's... maybe she wants to be a lawyer! Oh my god! I wish she my daughter!

她試著，喔也許她，也許她想當律師！我的天啊！真希望她是我女兒！

Slim and friendly

苗條又友善！

This is probably the boss. Please give me a job, hello, please.

他應該是老闆。給我工作吧，哈囉，拜託給我工作

Oh he doing the murder, you see?

他要殺人了，看吧？

See, I have something like this.

你看，我也有像那樣的東西

Oh, I understand, they trying to get married.

好，我懂了，他們試著要結婚

Okay, should I give you a job? I don't know, do you want the job? Are you good for the job?

好，我該給你工作嗎？我不知道，你想要工作嗎？你適合這份工作嗎？

Can you take care of the elephants properly? You know. Take a scaler.

你能好好照顧大象嗎？你知道的，要拿量尺

Oh, you see, they asking question. You want kid? How many kid? You have interest? Lots of duties? See, this is how love happens.

喔你看，他們在問問題，你要小孩？幾個小孩？你有興趣？很多責任？你看，愛就是這樣發生的

"Look at me." she say, "Look at me."

「看看我。」她說，「看看我。」

I like her, she nice girl. She nice girl.

我喜歡她，她是個好女孩，她是好女孩

Of course he looking. He interviewing. Stupid.

他當然要一直看啊，他在面試欸，笨笨的

She very nice. I can tell she nice girl.

她很棒，我知道她是好女孩

Gonna kill her?

要殺她？

Oh, you see, now she model.

喔你看，她現在是模特兒

Okay, I think she got the job. She lawyer.

好，我覺得她得到工作了。她是律師

Oh! Oh! How this? Oh, did I press something?

喔！喔！這是什麼？噢，我按到什麼了嗎？

You're not supposed to do this with the boss.

妳不應該跟老闆做這些事

This is turning into something else now.

現在這部電影變成別的東西了

Okay, okay, you do like this, like, why you do like this?

好，這樣，為什麼要這樣？

Okay see now everybody running. Stop it! Stop! Bad thing!

好，現在大家都在跑步。停止！壞東西，停止！

There are a lot of things happening right now.

現在同時發生太多事情了

Okay, you see, she dreaming, everything dream. Okay, she dreaming.

好，你看，她做夢，一切都是夢。我懂了，都是做夢

Oh, she alone, he dead.

噢，她一個人，他死了

They getting married.

他們要結婚了

Oh, okay, I... I also...

喔好，我身材也這樣啦

Okay, maybe he donate clothes.

或許他去捐衣服了

Okay, he Batman now.

好，他現在是蝙蝠俠了

Okay, but you're not supposed to do like this at work. This bad, this... against the law!

好，但你不能在工作的地方這樣，這很壞，這是違法的！

Okay, okay, go fly away. I don't, fly, ok, see, look, ok look, our dream, we are going to get married.

好，好，飛走，我不，飛！看，我們的夢想就是要結婚

She lawyer, she working for you, you doing this bad thing.

她是律師，她為你工作，你卻做這些壞事

Okay, this... you're not supposed to do like this in front of people.

好，你不該在其他人面前這樣

Okay, see now you... you fired, that's it.

好，她的臉不妙，她被開除了，一定是這樣

They're going to paint now, they're painting.

他們現在要畫畫了，他們在畫畫

Okay, they painting not nice.

天啊，這個畫不好！

Oh my, oh oh...

喔我的天，喔，喔

I bloody knew Beyonce, every bloody thing with Beyonce, always like...

我他 X 的就知道是碧昂絲，每部爛片都有碧昂絲，永遠都這樣

Any bloody thing with Beyonce, always about the kissing and shame shame.

每部爛片都有碧昂絲，永遠是親親跟羞羞臉的事

Okay, hold, hold.

好，等等

They're painting a shame shame?

他們該不會在畫羞羞臉的事？

Every bad things happen on Valentine's day. This is a bad day, this bad day.

每件壞事都在情人節發生。真是個爛日子，爛日子！

I am very confused.

我很困惑

She get the job. She get fired. She become model, they running from birds.

她得到工作，她被開除，她變成模特兒，他們逃跑躲避鳥

Then suddenly, ha...

然後突然間，啊...

I think, huh, I think this movie about drugs.

我想，呃，這部電影應該在講毒品

Why she: "ha...". He tie like this and she do: "ha..."

為什麼她要「啊...」他這樣綁，然後她「啊...」

This bloody fifty shades of confusion!

這根本是五十個困惑吧！

But I think I want to see this movie.

但我覺得我會想看這部電影

Hope you enjoyed that video, but wait I have a bunch of things to tell you before you go, take out your phone right now.

希望你喜歡這個影片，不過等等先別走，我有很多事要跟你說。把手機拿出來

I'm waiting, wake out your phone, you ready, grab your phone, grab your phone.

我在等喔，把手機拿出來，拿出手機，拿出來

Open Snapchat, okay? Open your Snapchat camera.

打開 Snapchat，好了嗎？打開 Snapchat 的相機

And point it towards this yellow square, right here.

指向這個黃框框，在這

And then tap the screen, that'll make you follow me on Snapchat.

點擊螢幕，這樣就會讓你在 Snapchat 上追蹤我

Follow me on Snapchat, because I do a whole bunch of weird stuff that may make you laugh and smile and that's kinda cool. Do that!

在 Snapchat 上追蹤我，因為我會做一些奇怪的事情來逗你笑，應該會很酷！快追蹤！

Also! Big thing! Listen up, listen up!

還有！大事！聽著，聽著

It's come to my attention that I have so many extra TeamSuper and #Leh! shirts around my room,

我發現我房間有很多 TeamSuper 跟 #Leh! 的 T 恤

so I'm going to give them away to you.

所以我要把它們送給你們

This is all you gotta do: I release a monthly newsletter, it is absolutely free, all it requires is your email address.

你只需要做以下這件事情，我每個月都會發一篇電子報，完全免費，只需要你的信箱

I am gonna put the link in the description right there, it says TeamSuper newsletter,

我會把連結放在說明中，寫的是 TeamSuper newsletter

this is what you gotta do, go to my website, put your email address, enter.

這就是你要做的事情，到我的網站，打入你的信箱，送出

And I'm going to pick like five or ten or however many people who enter their email address between right now and February 1st,

我會選出五個、十個...一些人，看看到時候有多少人從現在到二月一號之前輸入電子信箱

and I'm just going to pick people and send them signed shirts.

我會隨機選一些人發送這些 T 恤給他們

So if you want a signed shirt, all you gotta do is to put your email address in there, you'll get an email every month from me that I personally write,

所以如果你想要一件 T 恤的話，趕快輸入你的信箱吧。你會收到每個月我親自寫的信

and it just tells you like what's up, and these are discounts you can get, this is where I'm going to be, and this is the new stuff.

裡面會更新近況，你可以得到的優惠，我即將去哪，新的東西

It doesn't cost anything, and just an update, it's a way for us to communicate.

不用錢，只是個分享近況的電子報，讓我們溝通的好方法

So if you want a chance of winning a shirt and getting my newsletter, from right now this moment until I send the next one, which is February 1st. I'm gonna pick a bunch of people and send them shirts.

所以如果你想要得到 T 恤和訂閱我的電子報的話，從現在開始到我下一次寄信，也就是二月一號前，到時候我會選出一些人，發送 T 恤給他們

If you like this video, give it a big thumbs up and comment below, because that's the only way that I'm going to know.

如果你喜歡這部影片，按個讚，並且留言，因為這是我唯一會知道的方法

And you can check out my last video right there. If you are on your phone and your can't click the annotation, the link is in the description for my last video as well, so click there.

看看我上一部影片，如果你用手機無法點的話，連結也在說明裡面喔！

You can also see the whole vlog of me getting my wisdom teeth removed and being super high,

你也可以看到我的新 vlog ，紀錄我拔智齒然後很嗨的過程

it's right there on my second daily vlog channel. And now I think that's pretty much it!

在我第二個日常 vlog 的頻道。大概就是這樣啦！

Make sure you subscribe. I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

請記得訂閱我，我每週一跟週四會做影片

One love, Superwoman, that is a wrap and zoop!

一個愛心，我是 Superwoman ，我們收工囉，咻！