Today's (fitting) was so great.

妳今天穿得真好看

Yeah. Also, I can't wait to take my Spanx off.

對，但我已經等不及脫掉我的束腹了

Before I change could you take a picture of me?

在我換掉這身裝扮以前，你可以幫我拍張照嗎？

What should I be doing?

我應該做些什麼呢？

Can I get you a Starbucks cup?

我給妳個星巴克杯怎麼樣？

Nah, that's so orchestrated.

不，這樣有點太精心安排了

Planning to read a book?

還是你打算看本書？

I don't feel like I'd be reading in this outfit, you know.

我不覺得我會穿這樣去看書，妳懂的

What if, like, I'm just stepping out of my car?

或是，拍我踏出車門的樣子如何？

Yeah, but we'd have to move it into the sun.

嗯，不過我們得把車子移到太陽下

(light, playful music)

(輕盈愉悅配樂)

The sun is this way, so you would park that way.

太陽在這邊，所以妳要停在那邊

That good?

這樣好嗎？

A little more.

過來一點

Good?

這樣呢？

A little more.

再過來一點

Good?

可以了嗎？

A little more.

再來

Too much!

太多了！

Stop!

停！

Someone go move those garbage cans!

來人去把那些垃圾桶移開！

Is this good?

可以了吧？

Take a few, okay?

幫我多拍幾張，OK 嗎？

(sighs)

(嘆氣)

(picture snaps)

(拍照喀擦聲)

Tell me when to switch, okay?

告訴我什麼時候要換姿勢，OK 嗎？

Hold on.

等一下

(picture snap)

(拍照喀擦聲)

I didn't say switch!

我沒叫妳換動作！

I know, but I was posing for a really long time.

我知道，但是這個姿勢我擺太久了

I felt awkward.

有點尷尬

Stop moving!

不要再動了！

(picture snap)

(拍照喀擦聲)

... takes forever to focus

... 真的是很難對焦

Wait, bend that right leg. It looks kinda weird.

等一下，右腳彎起來，不然看起來很怪

(light, playful music)

(輕盈愉悅配樂)

It's not focusing!

它沒對焦！

Touch my face.

在螢幕上點一下我的臉

You're supposed to touch her face.

你應該要點她的臉

Yeah, I know how a phone works, and it's not working right now

好啦，我知道怎麼用手機，但它現在沒反應啊

Hold on.

等一下好嗎？

Why are you so close? Back up.

你為什麼要靠那麼近？後退一點

Are you telling me to move closer?

你不是叫我靠近一點？

Back off.

後退一點啦

I feel like her face needs more light.

我覺得她的臉需要打光

Now, well, it's either she's well lit or the background's well lit.

好的，現在不是她的臉很亮就是背景很亮

I can't do both.

我沒辦法同時讓兩者很亮

Down. Down.

低一點，低一點

A little more.

再低一點

A little less.

高一點

Stop there.

停在那邊

(picture snap)

(拍照喀擦聲)

You look too much like you're posing.

你看起來太假掰了很不自然耶

Should I look away?

我應該看別的地方嗎？

Look more natural, but keep your back straight.

自然一點，但背要挺直

Yeah, like, don't slouch, but look relaxed.

對，放鬆一點但不要看起來太懶散

How's this?

這樣如何？

You're a little shiny.

你有點「油光換發」

Oh my god, thank you so much. I love you.

天啊，太感謝妳了，我愛妳

[Makeup Artist] This is important and you're doing great.

[彩妝師] 這很重要，妳看起來好多了

How's my hair?

我的頭髮怎麼樣？

Stop moving and talking!

別再動了，不要講話！

Hold on.

等一下

Make sure you get full body and close-up, okay?

要記得拍全身和近拍，OK？

You can crop it.

妳可以裁照片

It's not the same.

這不一樣好嗎？

I feel like you should show a little more cleavage.

我覺得妳要再露一點乳溝

Really?

真假？

Is that okay? (picture snap)

這樣可以嗎？ (拍照喀擦聲)

A little too much, might get flagged.

有點太多了，可能會被檢舉

How about now? (picture snap)

現在這樣呢？(拍照喀擦聲)

Yeah, that's good.

嗯，這樣很好

You should take some with your glasses on.

妳應該要帶著墨鏡多拍幾張

(fast-paced music)

(快步調音樂)

(picture snap)

(拍照喀擦聲)

No, but now I can see myself in the reflection.

不妥，現在我會在鏡片上看到我的倒影

Okay we can Photoshop it.

沒關係啦，我們可以再修掉

You can tag me.

妳也是可以在上面標註我啦

Okay, I think we have a lot of options.

好的，我想我們有很多選擇

Lemme see.

讓我看看

That one's nice.

那張不錯

Oh, that one's really good, right?

喔，那張滿好看的，是吧？

Did we get it?

我們有拍出好照片嗎？

One more.

再來一次

(picture snaps)

(拍照喀擦聲)

(bassy music)

(低音配樂)

You know, this first one's pretty decent, actually.

你知道嗎，其實第一張看起來挺像樣的

Wait.

等等

No, wait.

不，等等

Yeah, okay, let me just balance the colors.

嗯，好啦，讓我平衡一下色彩

Smooth my skin.

磨個皮

Okay.

好了

Posted.

發佈貼文

(light, upbeat music)

(輕盈愉悅配樂)

She's so effortless.

她拍照真不費工夫

Yo, yo, wait, before you go anywhere, make sure to give

喲，喲，等等，在你去任何地方之前，確認自己已經給了

this video a big thumbs up.

這支影片大大的讚

Check out my last video over there.

想看我最新的影片往那邊走

It's about when people have a crush on you.

它是有關於當別人迷戀你的時候，會有哪些舉動

My second vlog channel's right there.

我的第二個 vlog 頻道在那邊

Make sure you comment below right now

確認自己是否在下面留言了

because super-sixty is starting, which means I'm responding.

因為新影片又要出來啦，這表示我會回覆你們的留言

And subscribe because I bring you videos every

記得訂閱，因為我每週一和週四

Monday and Thursday.

都會帶給你們新影片

One love Superwoman.

愛你們的 Superwoman

That is a wrap, and ZOOP!

就此告一段落，咻！