I'm not just gonna create jobs, I'm gonna make the job

我不只是要創造工作，我還要將你們原本

you already have better. And I'm gonna do that

舊有的工作變得更好。所以我會

by raising awareness, to help improve conditions

提高大家的意識，幫助改善大家的

for everyone.

工作環境

I've been polling the American people asking you to share what you hate about your job.

我最近在調查美國人民透過分享，表達對工作的不滿，

We started with nurses, we asked them what they hate about

我們從護士開始，我們問他們不喜歡工作中的什麼地方。

their job. And tonight, we will hear from restaurant servers

而今晚，我們將會聽到餐廳服務生

from waiters, waitress, whatever you what to call them.

從男服務生、女服務生，隨便你們怎麼叫他們

We ask them tell us what you hate about your jobs,

我們會問他們對工作有什麼不滿

and they did, and this is just a tiny fraction of many responses we received.

他們完成了，而這些只是從我們收到回應中的一小部分

What I hate about being a server,

我不喜歡當服務員的點是，

is when parents order food for their thirteen-year-old kid,

當家長幫十三歲的小孩點餐，

who's completely capable, but they're just too busy being on their cellphone.

他完全有自理的能力，只是忙著滑他們的手機

You're raising an idiot!

你就是在養一個笨蛋！

What I hate about serving,

我討厭當服務生的是，

is the old,

這個常見的 (敲杯子) (註：藉由敲杯子的方式呼叫服務生)

or

或是 (揮酒瓶)

Use your words!

你不會講話嗎！

What I hate about being a waiter is the extra side of ranch,

我討厭服務生的地方是，要加沙拉醬

the extra side of ranch,

要加沙拉醬

the extra side of ranch,

要加沙拉醬

the extra side of ranch,

要加沙拉醬

and don't forget the extra side of ranch.

然後不要忘記加沙拉醬

For anyone doesn't know guacamole is a dollar extra.

所有不知道酪梨醬要另外付錢的人

What I hate about waiting tables is when you ask

我討厭當餐桌服務生的是當你問

people if they want bacon or sausage,

客人他們要培根還是香腸，

and they respond with bacon

他們會說培根

because they can't have pork.

因為他們不能吃豬肉

That really happens, a lot.

這真的發生過，很多次

What I hate about serving is when people come in

我討厭當服務生的是，當有飲食限制的

with dietary restriction and expect me to learn everything about it.

客人進來，然後希望我知道所有的事

Lady, I wearing a flower shirt, do I look like I am

小姐，我穿的是花襯衫，請問我看起來像是

a dietitian, doctor, or nutritionist?

減肥專家、醫生，還是營養師？

I hate when customers they got big huge deal about

我討厭客人們對自己的麩質不耐小題大作

their gluten allergy and change everything on the menu

然後改掉了整個菜單

but then for dessert they order a piece of cake and say

但到了點心的部分時，他們點了一塊蛋糕然後說

"Oh, why I can't have a little bit of gluten?"

「噢，我為什麼不能來一點麩質呢？」

You're not really allergic to gluten,

你根本不是對麩質過敏，

you're just obnoxious.

你只是個討厭鬼

Dollar tip, yeah, that's gonna fill my gas tank.

小費，對啊，它只夠付我的油錢

Yeah, verbal compliments don't pay for my gas.

對，讚美嘴巴上說說也不能付我的油錢

Getting tip things that aren't money.

收到不是錢的小費

I recently got tip condoms,

我最近收到保險套

so that was super annoying.

那真的是超煩的

If I want condoms, I'll buy them with my tip money.

如果我真的需要保險套，我可以自己用我的小費買

What's up Jim Kim,

哈囉 Jim Kim ，

what I really hate about waiting tables now,

我討厭服務餐桌的是

is that I'm also expected to be a photographer,

大家都期待我是個攝影師

that a whole other profession.

那根本是完全不同的職業

Campers. If you gonna stay at my table for four hours,

露營的人。我不能忍受的是，如果你要在我的桌子坐上四小時，

you need to leave a twenty bucks an hour,

你最好一小時留二十美元

that how we make our money.

那是我們賺錢的方式

When you work at a pizza place, and you go to

當你在披薩店工作，然後你要

take your table, their pizza, and they ask

送餐的時候，他們問

"Do you have ketchup?"

「你們有番茄醬嗎？」

What I hate about serving, is when of the girl

我討厭當服務生的是，有一個女的

thinks you're you're trying to steal her man,

覺得我要拐她的男人

so she stiffs you on the tip,

所以她吝於給小費

when all I'm trying do is my job,

我只是在做我的工作

and it's called hospitality.

而且這叫做好客

When the guy leaves his number on the tab

當一個男的留他的電話在桌上

but then he leaves a really bad tip.

但卻留了超少的小費

I hate when the guy doesn't leave a tip on his receipt,

我恨那個男的沒有留小費

but he leaves his phone number instead.

但留了他的電話

Thanks, I'm gonna call you, and threaten you.

謝啦，我會打給你的，威脅你

I hate the constant leers I get, at this sexy body.

我恨別人一直對我這性感的身材投以不友善的眼神

I would show you, but I'm not wearing pants.

我會秀給你看，在我沒穿褲子的時候

Alright..

好...

Thank you guys, for participating,

謝謝你們的參與

and yet since school's back in session,

然後學校快開學了

next, I'd like to hear from teachers.

下一次，我想聽聽老師們

What you don't like being teachers, teachers?

什麼原因讓你討厭當老師呢，老師們？

Tell us about the annoying students, the parents,

老師們會告訴我們惱人的學生、家長

the faculty lounges, whatever bugs you about teaching,

學校，任何你教書的鳥事

teach it to us, record yourself, keep it brief,

告訴我們，錄下你自己，保持簡短

if you need to wear a mask, go ahead and do it, and post it to YouTube,

如果你需要戴面具，就戴，然後放到 YouTube 上

with the hashtag #whatIhate in title so we can find it,

然後標注 #whatIhate 這樣我們才能找到

and then keep an eye for a message from us to our YouTube account.

然後留意你們的 YouTube 帳號有沒有我們的訊息

Thanks for watching, if you like that, subscribe for our YouTube channel,

謝謝觀看，如果你喜歡，訂閱我們的頻道

for all our latest videos and if you didn't,

有所有我們最新的影片，然後如果你不喜歡，

subscribe anyway, it's free, who cares?

還是訂閱一下，畢竟這是免費的啊，誰在乎？