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  • As your future vice president,

    身為你們未來的副總統,

  • I'm not just gonna create jobs, I'm gonna make the job

    我不只是要創造工作,我還要將你們原本

  • you already have better. And I'm gonna do that

    舊有的工作變得更好。所以我會

  • by raising awareness, to help improve conditions

    提高大家的意識,幫助改善大家的

  • for everyone.

    工作環境

  • I've been polling the American people asking you to share what you hate about your job.

    我最近在調查美國人民透過分享,表達對工作的不滿,

  • We started with nurses, we asked them what they hate about

    我們從護士開始,我們問他們不喜歡工作中的什麼地方。

  • their job. And tonight, we will hear from restaurant servers

    而今晚,我們將會聽到餐廳服務生

  • from waiters, waitress, whatever you what to call them.

    從男服務生、女服務生,隨便你們怎麼叫他們

  • We ask them tell us what you hate about your jobs,

    我們會問他們對工作有什麼不滿

  • and they did, and this is just a tiny fraction of many responses we received.

    他們完成了,而這些只是從我們收到回應中的一小部分

  • What I hate about being a server,

    我不喜歡當服務員的點是,

  • is when parents order food for their thirteen-year-old kid,

    當家長幫十三歲的小孩點餐,

  • who's completely capable, but they're just too busy being on their cellphone.

    他完全有自理的能力,只是忙著滑他們的手機

  • You're raising an idiot!

    你就是在養一個笨蛋!

  • What I hate about serving,

    我討厭當服務生的是,

  • is the old,

    這個常見的 (敲杯子) (註:藉由敲杯子的方式呼叫服務生)

  • or

    或是 (揮酒瓶)

  • Use your words!

    你不會講話嗎!

  • What I hate about being a waiter is the extra side of ranch,

    我討厭服務生的地方是,要加沙拉醬

  • the extra side of ranch,

    要加沙拉醬

  • the extra side of ranch,

    要加沙拉醬

  • the extra side of ranch,

    要加沙拉醬

  • and don't forget the extra side of ranch.

    然後不要忘記加沙拉醬

  • For anyone doesn't know guacamole is a dollar extra.

    所有不知道酪梨醬要另外付錢的人

  • What I hate about waiting tables is when you ask

    我討厭當餐桌服務生的是當你問

  • people if they want bacon or sausage,

    客人他們要培根還是香腸,

  • and they respond with bacon

    他們會說培根

  • because they can't have pork.

    因為他們不能吃豬肉

  • That really happens, a lot.

    這真的發生過,很多次

  • What I hate about serving is when people come in

    我討厭當服務生的是,當有飲食限制的

  • with dietary restriction and expect me to learn everything about it.

    客人進來,然後希望我知道所有的事

  • Lady, I wearing a flower shirt, do I look like I am

    小姐,我穿的是花襯衫,請問我看起來像是

  • a dietitian, doctor, or nutritionist?

    減肥專家、醫生,還是營養師?

  • I hate when customers they got big huge deal about

    我討厭客人們對自己的麩質不耐小題大作

  • their gluten allergy and change everything on the menu

    然後改掉了整個菜單

  • but then for dessert they order a piece of cake and say

    但到了點心的部分時,他們點了一塊蛋糕然後說

  • "Oh, why I can't have a little bit of gluten?"

    「噢,我為什麼不能來一點麩質呢?」

  • You're not really allergic to gluten,

    你根本不是對麩質過敏,

  • you're just obnoxious.

    你只是個討厭鬼

  • Dollar tip, yeah, that's gonna fill my gas tank.

    小費,對啊,它只夠付我的油錢

  • Yeah, verbal compliments don't pay for my gas.

    對,讚美嘴巴上說說也不能付我的油錢

  • Getting tip things that aren't money.

    收到不是錢的小費

  • I recently got tip condoms,

    我最近收到保險套

  • so that was super annoying.

    那真的是超煩的

  • If I want condoms, I'll buy them with my tip money.

    如果我真的需要保險套,我可以自己用我的小費買

  • What's up Jim Kim,

    哈囉 Jim Kim ,

  • what I really hate about waiting tables now,

    我討厭服務餐桌的是

  • is that I'm also expected to be a photographer,

    大家都期待我是個攝影師

  • that a whole other profession.

    那根本是完全不同的職業

  • Campers. If you gonna stay at my table for four hours,

    露營的人。我不能忍受的是,如果你要在我的桌子坐上四小時,

  • you need to leave a twenty bucks an hour,

    你最好一小時留二十美元

  • that how we make our money.

    那是我們賺錢的方式

  • When you work at a pizza place, and you go to

    當你在披薩店工作,然後你要

  • take your table, their pizza, and they ask

    送餐的時候,他們問

  • "Do you have ketchup?"

    「你們有番茄醬嗎?」

  • What I hate about serving, is when of the girl

    我討厭當服務生的是,有一個女的

  • thinks you're you're trying to steal her man,

    覺得我要拐她的男人

  • so she stiffs you on the tip,

    所以她吝於給小費

  • when all I'm trying do is my job,

    我只是在做我的工作

  • and it's called hospitality.

    而且這叫做好客

  • When the guy leaves his number on the tab

    當一個男的留他的電話在桌上

  • but then he leaves a really bad tip.

    但卻留了超少的小費

  • I hate when the guy doesn't leave a tip on his receipt,

    我恨那個男的沒有留小費

  • but he leaves his phone number instead.

    但留了他的電話

  • Thanks, I'm gonna call you, and threaten you.

    謝啦,我會打給你的,威脅你

  • I hate the constant leers I get, at this sexy body.

    我恨別人一直對我這性感的身材投以不友善的眼神

  • I would show you, but I'm not wearing pants.

    我會秀給你看,在我沒穿褲子的時候

  • Alright..

    好...

  • Thank you guys, for participating,

    謝謝你們的參與

  • and yet since school's back in session,

    然後學校快開學了

  • next, I'd like to hear from teachers.

    下一次,我想聽聽老師們

  • What you don't like being teachers, teachers?

    什麼原因讓你討厭當老師呢,老師們?

  • Tell us about the annoying students, the parents,

    老師們會告訴我們惱人的學生、家長

  • the faculty lounges, whatever bugs you about teaching,

    學校,任何你教書的鳥事

  • teach it to us, record yourself, keep it brief,

    告訴我們,錄下你自己,保持簡短

  • if you need to wear a mask, go ahead and do it, and post it to YouTube,

    如果你需要戴面具,就戴,然後放到 YouTube 上

  • with the hashtag #whatIhate in title so we can find it,

    然後標注 #whatIhate 這樣我們才能找到

  • and then keep an eye for a message from us to our YouTube account.

    然後留意你們的 YouTube 帳號有沒有我們的訊息

  • Thanks for watching, if you like that, subscribe for our YouTube channel,

    謝謝觀看,如果你喜歡,訂閱我們的頻道

  • for all our latest videos and if you didn't,

    有所有我們最新的影片,然後如果你不喜歡,

  • subscribe anyway, it's free, who cares?

    還是訂閱一下,畢竟這是免費的啊,誰在乎?

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