字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - My pokemans. Let me show you them! - Shut up ! -I can't wait to travel to the city and get my first gym badge. It's gonna- Hey, how the hell do I get around this thing? -Oh, Snorlax? You gotta wake him up to get him to move. -Wait, can't I just walk around him? -No, you freakin idiot, you gotta wake him up with a pokeflute! -And where do I get one of those? You can get one from that guy over there, you freakin' jackass. Man, none of you kids know anything. -Hey, that old guy said you have a pokeflute. Can I buy it off you or something? Hey! Can I buy a pokeflute ? - I can't talk to you unless you walk in front of me dumbass ! Fine ! -Where do you think you're going? Let's battle! -No, I don't wanna battle ! I just wanna buy a pokeflute ! - Well, I you want a pokeflute, you're gonna have to battle me first. -Yeah, okay, whatever. -Let's battle! -All right Pikachu, I choose you! -Ha, you're done for this time. Since our last battle, I got my Pokemon up to Level 100. Prepare to lose. Go, Metapod! What the hell is that ? -Metrosexual hipster. Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out from the rest of the male crowd, but always ends up looking like a complete tool. -No, the Pokemon ! - My bad. Metapod: completely useless Pokemon. -Useless? My Metapod's level 100 ! and he's so bad-ass, that I stopped him from evolving into a girly little butterfly. You don't even stand a chance. -We'll see about that. Pikachu, use Slam! -All right Metapod ! It's time to destroy him ! Use Harden! All right Pikachu, use Thunderbolt! -My Metapod's gonna get so hard in this battle. -Metapod, Harden! -Use thunder shock! -Harden! -Use scratch! -Let's hit him with a Harden! -Hit him with a Slam! -Penetrate his defenses with your Harden! -Use Scratch. -Harden! Harden! How about a Harden? -Just one more hit and your stupid Metapod is dead. -Metapod, use Max Potion! All right Pikachu come back! Now go Charizard! -All right, attack his Metapod with...- Wait, why can't I just use my Pokemon to attack you? -Me? 'cause it's, against the rules? -All right Charizard ! Use Flamethrower on Metrosex- -Okay, okay, fine! Here's your stupid pokeflute ! -Wait, this isn't a pokeflute ! -Look man, if you really wanted a Poke Flute, you could've just bought one from the guy over there. Here. Now give me a damn pokeflute ! -Of course, but first you have to battle me... and my six Metapods. Motherf- -To see bloopers from this video and more, like Pikachu peeing on Metapod, click the link in the description below! -Let me out of the ball, motherf*cker. -Quick! Use subscribe attack by clicking the yellow button! I sure do love this music. Only problem is I always get this nostalgia boner and it's not exactly a good time, considering my mom's staring at me. Hi, Mom.