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  • So the other day I was hanging out with my nieces.

  • Well let's be honest, they were hanging out with me.

  • I'm the adult, I'm the grown up.

  • They're however old they are.

  • And so, they love to watch cartoons but

  • whenever I'm around they complain like why do we have to watch Finding Dory again?

  • >> [LAUGH] >> And

  • I'm like cuz Auntie Ellen is in it and they say can we watch something else?

  • >> And I'm like okay, I'll put in Finding Nemo so.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> After we watched that twice they wanted

  • to see some other shows, and so I said okay, let's watch some of your shows, and

  • as an adult you look at things a little differently.

  • They love Dora the Explorer, you know that, and

  • I don't get it, they call her explorer, but she's lost, isn't she lost?

  • She's always asking for directions,

  • use the GPS on your phone like everybody else does.

  • Then they love Yo Gabba Gabba.

  • You know that?

  • It's very popular show.

  • I don't know if you've seen it, but

  • it's great if you want your kids to experience a rave.

  • >> That's what- >> [LAUGH]

  • >> That's what that seems to be.

  • So I introduced them to some older kid shows that I used to enjoy, and

  • again if you look at things as an adult, you see them differently.

  • Like Winnie the Pooh, that show seemed very innocent, but

  • now watching again, I have concerns.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Let's

  • just look past the fact that Pooh doesn't wear pants, okay?

  • Let's just- >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Just a top.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> And then the donkey,

  • Eeyore, is just signs of severe depression, really.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Just a complete downer.

  • If this were a cartoon that was on,

  • there would be a psychiatrist character that would be.

  • Every time he's on screen, I think I'm watching a commercial for Paxil, you know?

  • Just, are you sad?

  • Then I put on Sesame Street, and that's supposed to be educational, but

  • Cookie Monster has the worst grammar I've ever heard.

  • Me want cookie, me want to be good example.

  • And then we turned on the Jetsons and now looking at that, I used to love that show.

  • But we're now in the future and

  • I realize nothing from that show has actually happened.

  • We don't have flying cars or robot maids.

  • We don't have a button that we can push for food, but

  • we do have the Domino's pizza tracker, I'd rather have that anyway.

  • So that's fine.

  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> Anyway, we ended up

  • watching Finding Dory again, and that never gets old for me, just like dancing.

So the other day I was hanging out with my nieces.

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艾倫仔細觀察兒童節目 (Ellen Takes a Closer Look at Kid Shows)

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    馬偉寧 mawaineng 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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