-Oh, I am beaut bonza. Thank you. How are you?

歐，我很"beaut bonza"，謝謝你，你好嗎?

-I'm good. Are you -- What? You're a beaut bonza?

我很好，你...什麼?你很"beaut bonza?"

-I'm beaut bonza, yeah.

對，我很"beaut bonza"

-Now, you always teach me some new word.

你看像這樣，你總是會教我一些新的單字

And what does that mean?

所以那是什麼意思?

-Yeah, well, beaut bonza just means amazing.

嗯，好!「beaut bonza」就是說「棒透了!」

-Just terrific. -Okay.

就是「超棒的!」 「好」

-It's the best you can be. -The best you can be?

就是你好到沒辦法再更好了! 你好到沒辦法再更好了

-Beaut bonza. -So I'm beaut bonza.

「Beaut bonza(棒透了!)」「我棒透了!」

-Yeah. Exactly. -Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too!

「對!就是這樣!」「 對，對，我也是! 我也是!」

-Well done! -Thank you very much.

好極了! 非常感謝你!

-You're getting the hang of it. -I appreciate that.

「你越來越上手嘍!」「感謝你!」

-Yeah. -Last time we had you on,

上次你來上節目

man, oh, man, it was --

噢，天那! 那真的是...

It went -- spread like wildfire on Facebook.

那之後影片在臉書上瘋傳!

54 million people watched you on --

5千4百萬個觀眾看過你上電視

-I know. That was incredible.

我知道，那真得很不可思議!

[ Cheers and applause ] Thank you.

(歡呼聲和熱烈地掌聲)謝謝你!

-I mean -- -Yeah, it was such an honor

我覺得...對，那真是倍感榮幸!

to be on the show,

能夠上這個節目

but then one of the friends that was traveling with us

而那次跟我一起來的其中一位朋友

at the time, he kept going, "Look! It's up to 10 million!

那時候，他一直追蹤點閱率。「你看!現在破一千萬了!」

Look! It's at 20 million!"

「你看!現在到2千萬了!」

And it was just an incredible experience for me.

那真是我的一個很難忘的經驗

-That's fun, right?

那很有趣，對吧?

-Thank you so much for having me back.

感謝你再次邀約我上節目

-Oh, no, yeah, people love you. They love you. I love you.

噢，不，別這麼說，大家都很喜歡你。觀眾很愛你。我也很愛你

[ Cheers and applause ]

(歡呼和鼓掌聲)

And you're smart. You know what you're talking about.

而且你很聰明，你清楚知道你在講什麼

-[ Laughs ] Thank you!

(笑)謝謝!

-Which is great, but, also, you look --

很棒，而且，還有，你跟...

A lot of the viewers said how much you look like your dad.

很多觀眾說你跟你爸長得超像!

-Oh, thank you so much. -And you really do.

「噢，很謝謝你」「而且是真得很像」

-You're a spitting image of him. -Aw, thanks.

「你們像兩張一樣的照片」「噢，謝謝」

-He'd be so proud. -Thank you so much.

「他一定很引以為傲」「很謝謝你」

-But your mom posted a photo of your dad when he was your age

你媽媽發布了一張你爸爸在你這個年紀時的照片

and you.

跟你的做對照

Look at this. You won't believe this.

你看看!你沒辦法相信這會是兩個人

-Yeah, it's a bit wild.

是阿，是有點異乎尋常地像

[ Laughs ]

(笑)

-I mean, that's -- That's wild. -Yeah.

「我是說那真...那真的異常相像」「對阿!」

-I mean, do you --

我是想說，你曾...

do you even realize how much you look like your dad or...?

你曾經意識到你跟你爸真得很像這件事嗎，還是說...?

-Yeah, well, when -- when my mum first showed this to me,

有，嗯，當...當我媽第一次給我看這個照片時

I thought it was me.

我以為那是我

-I-I can't tell them apart. -Yeah.

「我...我沒辦法分辨兩者的差別」「是嗎?」

-And I said, "It's me. What's the big deal?"

然後我說:「這是我阿，怎麼樣?」

And until you look at Dad's shirt,

直到我看到我爸的T恤

you don't even realize that it's two different people.

我才發現那是兩個不同的人

-You're like, "I wouldn't wear that."

你一定想說:「我才不會穿那樣呢!」

-[ Laughs ] Yeah.

(笑)對阿

-"That's too psychedelic for me, man."

老弟，這對我來說太容易產生錯覺了!

Yeah. All right.

對阿，好

So, you brought some animals and creatures here tonight.

所以今晚你帶了一些動物和生物來

-Yes, we have. -Let's bring them out.

「對，我們有帶」「讓我們邀請牠們出來吧!」

-What did you bring?

你帶來了什麼?

What did you bring to scare me with tonight?

你今晚帶了什麼可怕的東西要來嚇我?

-All right. So, first up, we have Jane.

好的，那麼，首先，我們來歡迎「簡」

-Is that a man? Oh, no, okay, okay.

它是公的嗎?噢，不，好的，好

-And Jane... -Okay. Oh, no, no, no.

「而簡呢...」「好，噢，不不不」

-...is a dictator scorpion.

是隻獨裁巨蠍

-See? Nah, nah, nah. -And Jane is absolutely amazing.

「你看?「不不不」「而簡絕對是讓人驚艷!」

And you're welcome to come close.

它很歡迎你再靠近它一點

She's very calm. She's really nice.

她很沉著，她真的很易親近

She's actually quite friendly.

她其實非常友善

-No, that's impossible. It's a scorpion.

不，怎麼可能!它是蠍子耶!

How could a scorpion be friendly?

一隻蠍子怎麼可能很友善?

Well, she's curling her tail. That means something, right?

誒，她捲起她的尾巴了。這代表著什麼，對吧?

-Yeah. Well, that tail actually contains her venom.

嗯，這個呢，她的尾巴其實含有毒液

She's got quite a bit of venom.

她體內含有相當含量的毒液

And they actually inject that venom to kill their prey.

然後它們會注射毒液來獵殺獵物

And isn't she just magnificent?

她是不是很美阿!

-She's curling it up. She's getting it --

她往上彎了，她準備...

She's, like, balling her fist, ready to go.

她就像握拳般，準備攻擊了!

-Yeah, but if you look closely,

對，但如果你再靠近看的話

see those little hairs along her little little pinchers?

看到她小小蠍鉗夾上一直延伸過去的小毛髮了嗎?

-Yeah. -And it's interesting

有，看起來很有趣

'cause the bigger the pinchers, the less venomous they are,

鉗夾越大，毒液越少

but if they have smaller pinchers,

但如果它們有小鉗夾的話

that means they pack a lot of venom.

就代表它們身上帶有很多毒液

[ Laughs ] It's pretty interesting, isn't it?

(笑)這個很有趣，對吧?

-I don't know how you're that calm. I mean, it's real, right?

我不知道為什麼你能這麼冷靜，它是真的蠍子，對吧?

That's really moving. I don't like that.

它真的在動。我不喜歡這樣

-Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. -That thing frightens me.

「對，嗯，對，它絕對是真的」「那東西嚇到我了」

-Absolutely. -They're so cool.

「無庸置疑」「它們真的很酷」

They're actually nocturnal, as well.

它們其實也是夜行性生物

-They hunt at night. -Oh, perfect.

「它們在晚上行獵」「噢，太棒了」

-Yeah. -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

「對」「噢，好，好，好」

I run into that thing at night.

我在晚上跑來見那個東西

Get this thing out of here, please.

把這個東西帶開，拜託

-It's beautiful. -Okay. No worries.

「它很美」「好，別擔心」

-Thank you. What a beautiful creature.

「謝謝你，多麼漂亮的生物啊!」

-Yeah, they're gorgeous.

是阿，它們很美艷動人

Thank you.

謝謝你

-Ahh. Don't you have anything cute?

啊，你沒有其他可愛的東西嗎?

-Well, this -- this animal is a little bit more cute.

「嗯，接下來，這個動物比較可愛」

So, how about you come around in front of the desk?

那，你要不要來檯前?

-Okay. Okay. -All right. Okay.

「好，好」「好，好的」

So, let's bring out our next animal.

那讓我們請出下一隻動物

-I want you to sit down. -Okay.

「我希望你坐下」「好」

-All right. Ready? -Yeah.

「好的，準備好了嗎?」「好了」

These -- [ Laughs ] These are baby black bears.

這兩個。(笑聲)牠們是黑熊貝比

-Oh, my God. -Aren't they beautiful?

「哇，天哪!」「牠們是不是很漂亮呢?」

Oh, don't -- don't -- don't do that.

噢!不，不，不要這樣做

-Don't do that. -Ah! Ooh! Ow!

「不要這樣做」「噢，歐，嗚!」

-You can -- You can let -- You can let him go.

你可以...你可以放....你可以放開他了。

You can let her go. There you go.

你可以放開她了。你走吧!

-All right. This is a baby bear?

好，這是熊貝比嗎?

-I think she's kind of just chewing on --

我覺得她應該就是在嚼你

She's chewing on your thumb a little bit.

她小小口地在嚼你的拇指

-Yeah, she definitely was chewing on my thumb.

對!她剛剛就是在嚼我的拇指!

-Absolutely. -They're so funny.

「絕對是!」「牠們好有趣」

So, these baby bears are kind of hyperactive when they're little.

所以這些熊寶貝們在牠們小時候還真是挺活躍的呢!

They love exploring. -How old are they?

「牠們喜歡探索世界」「牠們多大了?」

-Well, these ones actually are only a couple months old.

嗯，這兩隻事實上只有幾個月大

They will get quite a bit larger than this, though.

但是牠們長大後會比現在大得多很多

Oh, sorry, sorry. Sorry about that.

噢，抱歉抱歉，很抱歉弄傷你了

-Let's not get them angry. Yeah, yeah.

我們別讓牠們生氣了。好，好

-They're really special.

牠們真的很特別

Now, these guys are actually omnivores.

對了，這兩隻實際上事雜食動物

So they'll eat meat, and they'll also eat vegetables.

所以牠們吃肉，也吃菜

-[ Laughs ] -Don't chew on the wire.

(笑)不要嚼電線

-No, don't chew that. -Do they eat -- No.

「不!不要嚼那個」「牠們吃...?」「別!」

They're omnivores, so they eat both vegetables

「牠們是雜食動物，所以牠們吃蔬菜

-and meat, as well? -Yeah, yeah, they do.

也吃肉，是嗎?」「對，是，牠們都吃」

They love flowers and little berries and things like that.

牠們喜歡花和莓類那之類的東西

-No, don't do -- -He's very cute.

「別!不要...」「他很可愛」

How big will they get?

牠們會長到多大?

-Well, this one could actually get

這個嘛，這種能長到

maybe up to about 300 pounds.

大概到3百磅這麼大

So they can get quite large.

所以牠們能長得非常大隻

-Please remember me, okay? Please. Yeah.

記得提醒我這點，好嗎?拜託，好嘛!

When you get older. Oh, that is fantastic.

當你到那麼大時，噢，那真是了不得阿!

-Oh, look at this one climbing on my back.

噢，你看這隻現在爬到我的背上來了

-They're really cute. Come here.

牠們真可愛!過來

What is that one called?

那隻叫什麼?

-This one is -- [ Laughs ] This one is D-9.

「這隻是...」「(笑)這隻叫D-9」

-Kind of sounds like a rapper. -D-9? Yeah, it does.

「聽起來像是饒舌歌手。」「D-9?對，是蠻像的」

[ Laughs ]

(笑)

-D-9. Oh, hi, D-9. -Yeah.

「D-9。歐，你好阿，D-9」「對」

-All right. And what's this guy's name?

好，那這隻叫什麼?

-And, so, this one here -- No, don't chew Jimmy.

而，這裡這隻呢? 不!別嚼吉米

-It's all right. It's okay.

不要緊，沒關係的

-All she wants to do is just chew you.

她現在整個就是只想要嚼你

-Aww. -And this one is Flo.

「歐」「而這隻是芙羅」

Flo is really cute. She's got a great name.

芙蘿真的很可愛。她有個好名字

[ Laughs ] Oh, aren't they gorgeous?

(笑)歐，牠們是不是很討人喜歡阿?

-That was the closest I ever came to a bear. This is so cool.

那大概是我這輩子最靠近熊的時候了。這真的太酷了!

All right. I'm going to -- Yeah, I want to --

「好的，我正要...」「好，我要去...」

-So, do you want to -- -I survived this.

「所以，你要...?」「我活過這關了」

So I'm happy about this. -All right, okay, okay.

「所以我們高興看到這個」「好，好了，好了」

I think it's time for you guys to head off.

我覺得你們該說再見嘍!

-Bye, guys. Thank you. -What nice bears.

「掰，小傢伙們!謝謝」「真是可愛的熊寶貝阿!」

-Have fun. Bye, D-9. -Bye!

好好玩喔!掰，D-9，掰。

[ Cheers and applause ]

(掌聲和歡呼)

[ Laughs ] Thank you.

(笑)謝謝。

-Whew! -Aren't they hilarious?

「呼!」「牠們是不是很熱鬧又滑稽阿?」

-That was a big step for me. Yeah, they are cute.

那真是我人生中新的一個突破。是阿，牠們很可愛

-They're so funny. -All right.

「牠們真逗趣」「好的」

I love the cute animals. -Yeah, well, next up,

「我愛可愛的動物」「是的，那麼，下一個」

we -- we -- [ Laughs ]

我們...我們....(笑)

We have another cute animal for you.

我們帶了另外一種可愛的動物來上節目

-Okay, good.

好，很好

-And they have very cute names, as well.

而且我們也為它們取了可愛的名字

-This is Lulu and Fluffy. -Fluffy and Lulu, good.

「這是露露和菲拉斐」「菲拉斐和露露，很好」

-Now, the -- I know what you're thinking. They're not snakes.

現在...我知道你在想什麼?它們不是蛇

Don't worry. They're -- They're all good.

別擔心，它們...它們都很安全

They're actually legless lizards.

它們事實上是無腿蜥蜴

So, these legless lizards --

所以，這些無腿蜥蜴...

-That's not Lulu and Fluffy at all.

那根本就不是可愛的露露和菲拉斐阿

-Yeah, Lulu and Fluffy. -I think that's D-9.

「對，露露和菲拉斐」「我覺得那才叫D-9」

-You want to hold Fluffy? -Oh, my gosh.

「你想要握住菲拉斐嗎?」「噢，我的天哪!」

-You're welcome to hold him. He loves being held.

很歡迎你握著他。他喜歡被人家握著

-I really don't want to hold these things.

我不想要握這些東西

-There you go. Oh, good job! -Oh, gosh!

「來，給你。歐，你做得很好!」「噢，天哪!」

What are these things? They're not -- They're snakes.

這些是什麼東西?它們沒...它們是蛇

-No, they're legless lizards. [ Laughter ]

不是，它們是無腿蜥蜴 (笑)

And you can tell the difference...

但你可以分辨得出來

[ Laughter and applause ]

(大笑和掌聲)

-I'm an idiot.

我是白癡

-You can tell the -- Whoa. [ Chuckles ]

你可以分...哇歐(咯咯笑)

You can tell the difference --

你可以分辨得出來

-Legless lizards? This one's not moving.

無腿蜥蜴?這個東西沒有在動

-You can see those little ears there.

你可以看到那裡的那些小耳朵

He actually has ears. Snakes don't have ears.

他真的有耳朵。蛇沒有耳朵

So that's one of the biggest reasons why --

所以這就是最能分別為什麼...

how you can actually tell the difference.

你能因此分說蛇和蜥蜴兩者最大的不同

They're really special.

它們真的很特別

-He -- Why -- It feels like he's gonna strike or something.

為什麼...他...感覺他看起來像是快要衝過來的樣子

Why is he staring at me? -He won't strike. It's all good.

「為什麼他一直盯著我看?」「他不是要攻擊。他很好」

I think he's just trying to work out what you're doing.

我覺得他只是在適應你對他做的事

It's okay. You'll be fine.

沒問題的，你不會有事

-What -- What should I be doing? -Uh.

「那...那我該做什麼?」「嗄」

[ Laughter ]

(大笑)

-What -- I mean, I'm holding him.

那...我是說，我正在握著他阿!

-Just hold still. He's actually quite calm.

就這樣靜靜握住。他其實相當冷靜

-Well, I'm -- -And you'll be fine.

「嗯，我現在...」「然後你就會沒事」

-We're both stiff as a board.

我們倆像板子一樣僵硬

We're, like, freaked out right now.

我們現在就像是嚇呆了

[ Laughter and applause ]

(大笑和掌聲)

The heck? The heck is --

真見鬼了...最見鬼的是....

-You want me to take him off you?

你要我把他從你身上摘下來嗎?

-Yes! I want you to take him away from me.

好!我要你把他拿開，離得我遠遠地

-There you go. -Gosh, that was awkward.

「好了」「天哪!那真是太難纏了!」

Don't make me do that -- Don't make me do that again.

不要讓我碰它!不要再讓我碰它一次!

-They're so cool, aren't they?

它們很酷，對吧?

-No, these are the creepiest things --

才不是呢!這些是我見過最令人毛骨悚然的東西了!

-They're so much fun. They actually --

它們真的很有趣。事實上它們...

-Where do they live?

它們住在哪裡?

-They -- [ Chuckles ] These ones live --

「它們...(咯咯笑)這些東西住在」

-In the water. They surprise you in the pool.

「水裡。它們會在池塘裡出現，讓你驚訝不已」

-No, no, they live in Europe.

不，不是的，它們的家在歐洲

These are the European legless Lizards.

這些是歐洲無腿蜥蜴

-Oh, well. [ Chuckles ] -And they can grow quite large.

「歐，嗯(咯咯笑)」「而且它們可以長到非常大」

They can get up to about 3 feet in length.

它們可以長到大約3呎那麼長

-Oh, God!

噢，老天阿!

-And they'll -- they'll eat little insects

還有，它們...它們吃小昆蟲

and little eggs and things like that.

和很小的蛋及那類的東西

-Little insects? Yeah.

小昆蟲嘛?嗯

-Yeah, so they're kind of just like a lizard,

對，所以它們就像蜥蜴

but obviously don't have any legs.

但很顯然地沒有腿

-This is cool. -All right.

「這點很酷」「好」

-I had my good experience with these guys.

我受夠了和這些傢伙共處的經驗了

-Awesome. -Bye, Fluffy.

「很棒!」「掰嘍，菲拉斐」

Fluffy and Lulu. [ Cheers and applause ]

菲拉斐和露露 (歡呼和掌聲)

-Yeah, Fluffy and Lulu.

對，菲拉斐和露露

Thank you.

謝謝

-Fluffy and Lulu. -Yeah, they're very special.

「菲拉斐和露露」「好，它們非常的特別」

-All right, already, I'm, like, freaking out.

好的，已經夠了。我就像是嚇傻了

This is -- This is like a stress test for me.

這就像...這就像對我做了一個壓力測試

Yeah. All right.

好，好的

-So, we -- we've got another special animal coming up.

所以，我們...我們即將要帶出另一種動物

[ Audience awws ] -Okay.

(觀眾倒抽一口氣)好的

-This -- Oh! This is actually a binturong.

這... 歐!這實際上是一隻熊狸

This is Orville, and he is so cute.

這是歐佛，他很可愛

Now come on your hands and knees, just like this,

現在讓你的雙手和雙膝跪地，像這樣，

and then let him smell your head,

然後讓他聞你的頭

because the way... [ Laughter ]

因為用這個方式(大笑)

...the way that they get introduced to other things...

用這個方式牠們才能認識新的人事物

[ Laughter and applause ]

(大笑和掌聲)

...they smell your head.

牠們會聞你的頭