Name: 為什麼單身其實也沒有那麼好？！ (Why it Probably Wasn't Better Being Single)
Uploaded: 2023-08-16T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 3 min 2 s

當我們處於一段感情中的時候，

情態副詞

one of the haunting thoughts that can make us especially snappy and bitter is the idea that

有種想法會一直迴盪在腦海，讓我們易怒及感到苦澀，

if only we were single, we would be a lot happier.

這想法就是：如果我們單身的話我們應該更開心吧。

We can be so conscious of the troubles of our own lives,

我們深深意識到自己目前生活中的各種麻煩，

that we're naturally drawn to look back and remember the nicer aspects of solitude.

我們自然而然地會回想過去，想起單身時各種美好的畫面。

We remember being able to get up whenever we wanted;

單身時我們可以想什麼時候起床就什麼時候起床，

we recall not having to fret about where we threw things.

我們也不會因為亂扔東西而煩惱。

We remember how inoffensive our own bad habits were when we were the only ones to witness them.

我們完全接受自己的壞習慣，不會覺得那是一種冒犯，當只有我們自己知道這些習慣的時候。

We recall not having to justify our meal choices, however eccentric;

我們不需要刻意調整我們的飲食，不管我們的飲食有多奇怪，

we could go out somewhere and never tell anyone;

我們可以隨時外出而不用告訴任何人，

we could, when we felt like it, work through till 2 a.m. without being accused of being obsessive or cold.

我們願意的話，也可以工作到凌晨兩點，也不會被人指責說是過度工作或者是冷漠。

Though we were sometimes sad, we could at least always hope for a better future.

儘管我們有時候會沮喪，我們都還一直憧憬著美好的未來。

It was all so fulfilling in comparison with the life we lead now.

和我們現在這樣的生活對比，以前的生活同時讓我們覺得十分充實。

But memory is a hugely unreliable and therefore, reckless instrument,

但是，回憶是十分不可靠的，因此也是無法預計後果的，

for our powers of recall have a huge impact on how we assess our lives in the present.

因為「回憶」對我們如何評估自己現在的生活產生了巨大的影響。

who know just enough about how to romanticise our single days

我們知道如何浪漫化我們單身的日子，

為了使有伴的日子聽起來更糟糕。

Some of our ingratitude might be eroded if long before we met anyone,

我們可能會開始心懷感恩假設，在我們遇上另一半的很長一段時間之前， 

a talented filmmaker were charged with making a close observational documentary about our lives as single people,

一位有天賦的電影製作人負責拍攝一部紀錄片，來近距離觀察我們的單身生活，

they’d capture our face at 5.30pm on a winter Sunday afternoon as the sun was setting,

他捕捉到在一個冬日週日下午五點三十時我們的面容，太陽正在隱退，

and we know we’ll be alone till we reach the office on Monday morning.

並且我們也知道，直到週一早晨上班我們仍會孤獨一人。

They'd observe us looking across the room at someone at a party, longing for their kindly face, but lacking any courage to go up and address them.

他觀察到我們在遠遠看著派對上的某個人，出神地看著他們美好的臉龐，但是卻沒有勇氣走上前去搭訕。

They'd capture us spending a lot of time at our parents' house,

他捕捉到我們在父母家待很長時間，

growing increasingly tetchy in their company.

對於他們的陪伴越來越不耐煩。

They’d show us struggling to know what to do when the fridge stopped working

他讓我們意識到，當冰箱壞了的時候我們有多不知所措，

or we felt a terrible pain in the middle of the night.

或者是半夜的時候我們經歷了巨大的疼痛的無助。

We would ideally be required to view this documentary at regular intervals, especially after bruising fights with our partners.

我們最好能被要求時常觀看這部紀錄片，尤其是和我們的另一半發生劇烈衝突之後，

It would provide crucial evidence, which our own memories are so good at strategically omitting of how less than ideal the single state can be.

它會提供十分重要的證據，來證明我們的記憶很擅長有技巧地忽略我們單身時不理想的回憶。

We would realise that though we are sad now,

我們意識到，雖然我們現在很悲傷，

We would accept, with good grace and a touch of dark humour, that life simply gives us few opportunities to be content.

我們會優雅地且帶著些黑色幽默地接受 生活給了很少的機會可以讓我們感到知足。

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為什麼單身其實也沒有那麼好？！ (Why it Probably Wasn't Better Being Single)

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