♪♪♪

♪ Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam ♪

♪ I was a drab little crab once ♪

♪ Now I know I can be happy as a clam ♪

♪ Because I'm beautiful, baby ♪

♪ Did your granny say, "Listen to your heart ♪

♪ Be who you are on the inside"? ♪

♪ I need three words to tear her argument apart ♪

♪ Your granny lied ♪

♪ I'd rather be shiny ♪

♪ Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck ♪

♪ Scrub the deck ♪

♪ And make it look shiny ♪

♪ I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck ♪

♪ Just a sec ♪

♪ Don't cha know ♪

♪ Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb ♪

♪ They chase anything that glitters ♪

♪ Beginners, oh ♪

♪ And here they come, come, come ♪

♪ To the brightest thing that glitters ♪

♪ Mmm, fish dinners ♪

♪ I just love free food ♪

♪ Free food ♪

♪ And you look like seafood ♪

♪ Seafood ♪

No!

Hey, clam cake!

I'm back.

Mwah.

It's Maui time!

[gasps]

[yelps]

What do you say, little buddy?

Giant hawk-- coming up.

Cha-hoo!

Cha-hoo!

[gasps]

♪ Well, well, well ♪

♪ Little Maui's having trouble with his look ♪

♪ Ya little semi, demi mini god! ♪

Ouch.

♪ What a terrible performance, get the hook! ♪

Get it? ♪ You don't swing it like you used to, man ♪

♪ Yet I have to give you credit for my start ♪

♪ And your tattoos on the outside ♪

♪ For just like you ♪

♪ I made myself a work of art ♪

♪ I'll never hide ♪

♪ I can't, I'm too shiny! ♪

♪ Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough ♪

♪ Strut my stuff ♪

♪ My stuff is so shiny! ♪

♪ Send your armies, but they'll never be enough! ♪

♪ My shell's too tough, Maui, man ♪

♪ You could try, try, try ♪

♪ But you can't expect a demigod ♪

♪ To beat a decapod ♪

Look it up.

♪ You will die, die, die ♪

♪ Now it's time for me to take apart ♪

♪ Your achin' heart ♪

♪ Far from the ones who abandoned you ♪

♪ Chasing the love of these humans ♪

♪ Who made you feel wanted ♪

♪ You try to be tough ♪

♪ But your armor's just not hard enough ♪

♪ Maui, now it's time to kick your heinie ♪

♪ Ever seen someone so shiny ♪

♪ Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see ♪

♪ C'est la vie, mon ami ♪

♪ I'm so shiny ♪

♪ Now I eat you so prepare your final plea ♪

♪ Just for me ♪

♪ You'll never be quite as shiny ♪

♪ You wish you were nice n' shiny ♪

[grunting]

[girl] Hey!

Hm?

I got something shiny for ya.