I know.

對啊

We've got other shows;

我們有別的單元啊：

Dear Ryan, Parkourse

親愛的Ryan、偽跑酷...

We haven't done a Parkourse in years.

我們好幾年沒有拍偽跑酷了

Nah, it's been like, a few months.

沒有啦，只有幾個月

Welcome back to another episode of:

歡迎回來新的一集：

I

我挑戰

Dare

你

YOU!

敢不敢！

We take your dares, put them in a hat,

「我們把你們提供的挑戰名單放在帽子裡，

and if we draw it, the player council then decides how many points it's worth based on how daring of a dare it is.

被挑戰者抽出來後，我們會決定這個挑戰值幾分。

If a player passes another player can take the steal.

如果挑戰者略過這個挑戰，其他的挑戰者可以搶走這個挑戰。

DUN DUN DUN

第一個達到10分的挑戰者會贏得： 讓人驚訝的不驚喜禮物，

The first player to get to 10 points wins something amazingly not amazing,

就是 把他們的名字寫入名人堂！

as well as their name in the Hall of Fame!

騙你的！ 是把名字寫入遜咖之球，基本上就是把你的名字寫在

Nope! Just kidding, they get the Ball of Lame, you basically write your name on a ball of

鋁箔紙球裡，真的有點遜...」

aluminum foil, it's pretty lame...

好了，今天我們有位非常特別的貴賓，

Alright, today we've got a very special guest,

你們有些人應該知道他，他就是

some of you guys may know him as...

RiceGum！

RiceGum!

（另一個人回答）嗨！很高興來到這裡！

Greg: Hey guys nice to meet you! (laughing)

呦！你們好啊，我是RiceGum，我為了這個時刻訓練了一輩子了！

Yo, what's up guys it's RiceGum, I've been training my whole life for this

我寧願死掉也不要輸！

and I would rather die than leave this house a loser.

澳...（這麼認真）

Damn,

我們可以安排一下啊。

we can arrange that.

現在我們該來寫下 輸家的挑戰了。

Now it is time for us to do the loser dares.

最低分的必須做輸家的挑戰，

The person with the least amount of points has to do the loser dare,

所以我們現在每個人都要寫下輸家的挑戰， 然後放入輸家杯中。

so we're all gonna make up our own loser dares and put it in the loser cup.

如果你是最低分的那位， 就必須從輸家杯中抽出一個挑戰來做。

And, if you have the least points you have to pick from the loser cup.

好啦，我們開始！

Alright, let's do it.

誰先開始？

[Ticking]

穿著最讓人厭惡內褲的人

How do we decide who goes first?

最厭惡？

Whoever has the most obnoxious underwear.

最亮的那個。

Obnoxious?

喔，Sean的有點讓人厭惡

Brightest underwear.

我的有一點

Oh, Sean's is a little obnoxious.

你的怎樣？

I got some plad.

就只是紅的啊

What you got, bro?

我不知道，可是他的蠻亮的。

It's just red.

剪刀 石頭 布！

I dunno, but his is pretty bright.

剪刀！

Rock, paper, scissors.

你說出來幹嘛？

Scissors.

我贏了

(laughing) Why did you say it?

哈哈哈哈哈，他很疑惑 這完全不合理啊

I won

Derrick第一個。 Derrick第一個！

(laughing) He's confused. It doesn't make any sense.

本日第一個挑戰。

Derek goes first. *clapping* DEREK GOES FIRST!

我挑戰你敢不敢...

First dare of the day.

把雞蛋放入你內褲裡，讓別人很輕快地踢你胯下。

I dare thee

等下，什麼？

fill underwear with eggs. Kick briskly in crotch.

很輕快地踢？

Wait, what?

好，這值幾分？

Kick briskly?

我想我得看了以後再評分。

Alright, how many points is this?

我想，最低有三分。

I think I'd have to rate this after I see this.

好吧。

I say minimum, you get three.

我們要做升級版的；以第一個踢的人當基準，下一個人就得更用力的踢，再踢，再更用力，然後Greg最後一個。

Okay.

他就要最用力踢。

We're gonna do this escalation style, first person kicks, you set the tone, next person has to go harder, harder, and then Greg goes last,

好了，準備！

and he goes the hardest.

來了！

Okay, ready?

你根本沒踢破啊！

Yeah.

我踢歪了！

You didn't even break it!

噢！

I missed!

那是擊踢啊！

OH!

噢喔！

That was a slap kick!

正中腿部！

OW!

呦！剛那是柔道的踢法吧！

Right on the leg!

先來一段哈卡舞！

Yo, that was a judo kick right there!

（哈卡語）

Do the haka first!

性感的Greg

(Haka)

喔我的媽，我有點害怕

(Greg being sexy)

噢！！

Oh my god I'm a little scared

正中側邊啊！

OW!

我的腳有點痛，抱歉Derrick

That was like right on the side

所以那樣有5分嗎？

That kind of hurt my foot, sorry Derek

我給你3.5分

What was that like 5 points?

好吧，我接受3.5分。

I'm going to give you like 3 and a half

ＯＫ，換Greg

alright I'll take the 3 and a half

剛Greg比Derrick還遭殃

Ok, let's go Greg

對啊，我的腳踝受傷了。

Greg got more messed up than Derek did

我挑戰你敢不敢 用雙腿穿過你的衣服袖子，直到遊戲結束。

Yea, my ankle hurts for sure

他是唯一個打扮來的

I dare you to put your legs through your shirt armholes for the rest of the game

我知道，我總是這樣...

He is the only one thats dressed up to it

一輪一分

I know I'm always like that.

極限三分。

One round one point.

第一輪一分，再一輪加一分，再下一輪最後加一分。

Max 3.

好 來吧

One point initially next round another one next round another one

時尚秀！

Alright

幹得好啊 Greg！

Quick fashion show.

換你了Rice

Good job Greg.

「我挑戰你敢不敢 把優格放在你頭上。」 我們有優格嗎？

Alright lets go Rice. *banging on table*

去看看冰箱裡有什麼吧

We have yogurt?

因為我們沒有優格，所以用這個

Lets go look in the fridge

這是什麼？

So we don't have yogurt so were going to use this.

調味豆瓣醬

Banging noises.

我們今天要來當造型師

What is that? (I have no idea)

你覺得這值幾分？

Seasoned soy bean paste.

3分之類的

Were going to be a stylist today. (a very good one)

我接受3分

What do you think this is worth?

3分

Ill take 3 or something.

看起來像莎莎醬

Im down for a 3.

這是髮膠

3 Points

感覺怎樣？ 我感覺非常好

Looks like saulsa.

大家再來加點東西

*Awws and laughter*

那我來這樣好了。 噢！

Thats a gel?

好啦！太酷了！

Does that feel good? It feels pretty good.

你聞起來像中式餐廳

Everybody get some highlights.

換你了Ryan

Auh Dude

「我挑戰你敢不敢 舔某人的腳指頭中間」

There you go that's bomb.

噁心～天啊

Looks like a Chinese restaurant

那超噁的天啊。

Lets go Ryan.

這是最糟的

*Banging noises*

我會給你3分。 3分不錯啊

*Sighs of pain*

要一次舔完嗎？

Thats crusty.

要連續舔 1、2 這樣

Its was worse. (Not as bad as my toe to be honest)

噢 我的天啊

I'll give you 3, 3 is a good base.

那幾分？

Got to lick one time?

3

Got to do a couple laps 1 2 3 4

你做嗎？ 做。 來吧！

Oh my god.

天哪 看看這個

How many then?

如果我吐在他腳上 有額外的分數嗎？

3

好，準備

You down? Lets do this

會癢阿～啊～啊！

God look at that

好鹹啊！

What if i threw up on his foot extra point?

為什麼那麼鹹！？

Alright ready?

剛太瘋狂了

*SREAMING*

「每個人弄濕一坨衛生紙，然後砸向你」 改成把濕衛生紙打到你臉上怎樣？

Its so salty!

我們弄成一個模怎樣？ 喔喔喔 弄成面膜！

Uh so salty why? (because of sweat)

所以放在臉上一輪就好，還是到遊戲結束？

That was crazy x2

我要搶這個挑戰過來！

What if its wet toilet paper but be slap it on you.

喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔！

What if we make a cast? Ooh a mask! Yeah.

如果你害怕，讓我來做！

So is this one round or a full game?

只給低於3分

Ill steal it from you!

耶，如果... 給我3分，放在臉上到遊戲結束

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

喔喔喔 直到遊戲結束？

If you chicken ill do it.

不要給他，你已經有幾分了...

Do it less than 3

你說服他 讓他做了！

Yeah proba- no if its a full game ill do 3.

讓我來快速的尿尿一下

Oooo a whole game?

哦～ 好浸透啊！

Don't do it Sean you already got thre-

來 給你

You talked him into it. x2

這個一點都不黏啊

Just got to pee real quick.

給你帽子，這樣就不會掉下來 耶

Oooh that looks soggy!

好了 好了

There you go.

噠噠噠噠

This isn't sticking.

來吧 Derrick

There you go that will help the hat. Yeah.

「我挑戰你敢不敢 轉十圈然後從沙發跳到廚房吧台上」 等下 什麼？？

Done x2

我想他們認為我們在另一個房子裡

Banging

我喜歡旋轉跳躍這個想法

Lets go Derick.

我們應該先決定幹嘛再決定分數？

Wait what?

要做一點冒險的。 對。

I think they think there at the other house.

我做啊 好！

I like the spining jumping thing.

來人啊，拿火柴跟汽油來...

Shall we make it first then gage the points?

我們決定了，讓Derrick自轉20圈

Got to make it a little risky. Yeah.

從那個平面石頭上

Im down. Okay

然後從那石頭平台上一路走到這邊

Someone get some matches some gasoline. (NOW THAT WOULD BE A GOOD BBQ)

來吧！ 如果他做到了有幾分？ 3分 給我多一點分啦，那是石頭很燙耶！

Were gonna have Derick spin 20 times

好吧，4分

On this platform up here.

如果你摔下去，就失敗

And has to walk all the way from that platform gonna walk all the way cross to right here.

失敗還是有2分。 好 開始數

lets do this. If he does this how many points hes getting? 3 Okay 3 gimmie a little more cause that rock is HOT!

1圈 噢 有點恐怖

Alright 4 points.

2圈

If you fall in that's a fail.

你不用棍子啦 我知道他能自己轉

You still get 2 points. Alright count it

好

1 yo this this is kinda scary.

快一點

2

18圈

you did not need the bat. I know he could a just spun

19圈

Alright

20圈 跑！

Faster.

啊 直接掉下去了

18.

噢！！！！

19.

有夠濕

20 GO.

這樣我的泳池裡有雞蛋了啦！

OH dude fall towards the pool.

做得好Derrick

AWW DUDE

試的不錯

*SPLASH* Got hella wet

換Greg

Now there is egg in my pool now

「我挑戰你敢不敢 用木匙打某人的屁股」 應該是我們打你

Alright good job Derick.

打一次得一分，我們自己選擇要用什麼打

Nice atempt

愛選什麼就選什麼

Greg

你想要幾分？

Banging noises.

打一次一分

It should be we slap you.

好，一次一分。我們去選要用什麼打

One point each hit and we are pick you own thing.

準備好了嗎？

What ever we want.

啊！！！

how many do you want from this.

那沒有太用力吧

Point per slap.

打我吧Derrick!

Point per slap we all pick something here we go.

啊！！哈哈哈哈

Are you ready? * Breathing sound affects*

1、2

*Scream*

3!

That wasn't too bad.

啊

Gimme to me Derick!

噢！！！！！

OW

噢！！！！！

1 2-3

噢！！！！！

3!

哪個感覺比較痠痛？我的還他的？

*Screaming*

你的像鞭打

Pow

兩種不同的痛

OHHHHHH

我現在覺得有點嗨

OHHHHHH

好了換RiceGum

OHHHHHH

「我挑戰你敢不敢 跟RiceGum合作拍影片」 什麼！！？

Which one was more sore mine or his?

「我挑戰你敢不敢 喝其他人鞋裡的水」 喝...水...嗎？

Yours was like a whip.

你的卡駱馳(休閒鞋品牌)在哪裡？

Two different pains.

這鞋Taco穿一輩子了

Im kinda turned on.

我做

Alright lets go RiceGum.

不！我的天啊！

*Banging on table*

我會拿兩雙鞋子，然後這樣

WHAT?

這給幾分？

Drink water?

應該值4分 拜託 我會為了3分做

Were you crocs at?

噢～

Taco? wereing it for his whole life.

我也會為了3分而做

Im down.

2.5啦

Oh my god!

不！！！你不會為了2.5做

Ill take two shoes and like

我會為了2.5分做

How does thing work.

我不是來這邊輸的！

Ill do it for 3 man.

你在反過來逼他耶

DANG

呃，裡面有硬皮！

Ill do it for 3 to.

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

2.5?

你這髒鬼

NOOO. You would not do it for 2.5

他要吐了。 喔他沒有

Ill do it for 2.5.

又在噠噠噠噠了天啊

I did not come here to lose man.

「我挑戰你敢不敢 用肚子撞落在地板坑上」 水泥地蠻硬的耶

You re husseld him.

樂高的坑 怎麼樣

Oooh Theres crust in there!.

我們每個人抓他的手腳 把他抓起來

SCREAMING

喔喔喔 抬起來

You nasty.

只要我的頭安全 我就沒問題

Hes gonna puke no hes not.

這樣有幾分？？

*BANGING ON A FREAKING TABLE* AGAIN.

這個高度4分，到這邊5分

Cemet is kinda tough (No shit Sherlock)

好，我們來吧！

puddle of legos

我只是想看看

we lift him up we grab a limb each one of us

喔我的天啊！這一定會很痛！

Ooh of the ground? (OF COURSE OFF THE GROUND)

再高一點，給我4分

Along is if my head is safe im good

好，1、2、3

What is this worth? x2

落地

4 and then 5

噢！！！！！！！！！！！

Alright

有夠痠的！

I just want to meausure.

發生什麼事了！？ 對不起 你還好嗎？

Oh my god this is gonna hurt

有個傢伙臉上有面膜 看不見啊！ 我看不見～

A little higher give me a 4.

「我挑戰你敢不敢 跳起來然後劈腿」 你做得到嗎？

1 2 3

把他弄成 尚克勞德·范·達美 (尚克勞德·范·達美幫volvo拍攝的卡車廣告， 有兩腳分別站兩卡車然後劈腿的片段)

BANG

讓他站在兩個箱子上，然後拉開箱子

ow

好，我做，我來

Thats so sore!

到這邊1分，這邊2分，那邊4分

What happened?

1、2 拉

It was the guy with the mask he couldn't see!

這邊1分

Can you do that?

好，繼續拉

Lets make him Vandare.

哦～尚克勞德·范·達美來了

Hes on to different boxes and he stands on the other boxes and forms sepretly.

哦！！！！

Ill do it im down.

這邊我給你2分 2分 2分

1 Point 2 point 4 Point *what happen to 3?

只有2分！？

1 2 Go

好了沒？繼續！

Ah dude.

你需要幫忙嗎？

Thats a one.

啊 我要掉下去了

Okay keep going.

繼續啦

OH this is a vandale.

你好柔軟喔！ 啊啊啊啊啊啊

HEY

掉落～

WOAHHH

很厲害耶！

Ill give you 2 here X2

我給你3分

Thats 2? *THATS WHAT IM SAYIN?

做得好啊Sean

Ready go!

來吧Derrick

You gonna need help?

「我挑戰你敢不敢 讓你左邊的人揍你的肚子， 再讓你左邊的人賞你一巴掌」

AH dude im falling

這幾分？

Keep it going

打得好的話大概3分

You hella flexable

全套的揍跟巴掌 你要做嗎？

Falls

好啊

Thats pretty good.

咱們把你們兩個也加進來吧

Ill give you a 3.

那4分，揍肚子、

Ill give a 3 two.

賞巴掌、

Good job Sean.

然後抽打？

So Derick.

我會踹你一腳。 耶對你用毛巾抽他

How many points?

或是Greg來？

Maybe a 3 for a pretty decent hit.

你知道怎麼用毛巾抽打嗎？

For a whole punch or slap.

試試

yeah

噢

Lets add you 2 in there

噢！！

For 4 points punch in the stomach.

好 你做！

Slap in the face.

來囉 Derrick

Then a whip?

巴掌～

Ill kick it yeah you do the towl whip.

揍

Or whip

踢

or actaully Greg

抽

You know how to do that the towl whip?

他痛到彎腰了

Try it.

我要辭職！ 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

Oooh

做得好啊 Derrick