And over the past few years, former teammates and friends have given me a lot of advice on what it's like to fit in.

過去幾年，前隊友和朋友們都對於如何融入大家給了我很多建議。

For example, first impressions are really important.

舉例來說，第一印象是很重要的。

So it's essential to understand greetings and basic communication.

所以了解如何打招呼和交談是必要的。

Communication.

交談。

Whaddup, fam?

嘿！兄弟！(俚語)

...fam?

fam ...？

It's been a while, I haven't seen you in a hot minute.

有好一陣子沒看到你了。（俚語 a hot minute=好一陣子）

Minute? I feel like I haven't seen you in few months.

一分鐘？感覺已經好幾個月沒看到你了。

Huh? You're tripping, man, you're on one.

蛤？你瘋了，老兄。

I'm on...what!?

... 什麼？

Ahh ... my bad.

啊 ... 我的錯。

Dang, bro. You learn hella slow. Should've went to Stanford.

天啊老兄，你學得有夠慢，真該去史丹佛讀一讀。

Good job, Hartford.

做得好，哈特福。

... It's Harvard.

... 是哈佛。

What!?

蛤！？

From there, it's all about being sacrificial and doing the little things.

接著，有時必須犧牲點替別人做些小事。

Sacrifice.

犧牲。

Picture?

可以拍個照嗎？

Yeah, sure!

當然好啊！

Alright. 1, 2, 3...I'm in the NBA also.

好哦 ... 1、2、3... 其實我也在打NBA啊 ...。

No body is trying to take a picture with you, man.

老兄，沒人想跟你拍照。

Because we're always in the public's spotlight, it's crucial to look the part, and understand fashion.

由於我們總是眾人的焦點，因此了解時尚與潮流是很重要的。

Fashion.

時尚。

What's up TY? You wanna go eat?

嘿，錢德勒！一起去吃東西嗎？

-What the hell are those? -Khakis are sweet.

- 你穿那什麼東西啊？- 卡其褲很帥啊！

Man, I'm a fashion icon. I can't be seen that with you in those kit.

拜託，我是時尚指標欸。我不能被看到我跟穿成這樣的你走在一起。

Tighter, man. Come on.

再緊一點，拜託。

Exactly.

這樣才對嘛。

... seriously?

... 真的假的？

People think shooting is all about form and technique, but it's not.

大家都認為投籃只跟姿勢與技巧有關，其實不是。

It's all about the high socks man, and take off the head band.

長筒襪才是重點，而且頭帶要拿掉。

Equally important is to understand the culture of the NBA.

了解 NBA 的文化也很重要。

You know, like dancing and music.

你知道的，像是跳舞和音樂。

Dancing.

跳舞。

Dwight! Your dance finally can fit with me. Check it out.

霍華德！你的舞蹈終於可以跟我搭配了。看一下吧！

Killed it, right!

很屌對吧！

That really sucked. You're supposed to be a professional.

爛死了，你應該要比這還專業才對啊。

Alright, show me then.

不然你跳給我看看啊。

You gotta do like that first......you gotta move them like this you know what i'm saying.

你要先這樣 ...... 你必須像這樣擺動你的巧克力肩膀。

Dwight, there is nothing chocolate about the shoulders.

霍華德，我的肩膀沒有巧克力啊。

Dwight, Dwight! I'm sorry.

霍華德，霍華德！好啦對不起。

Music.

音樂。

So how do you like NorCal?

如何？喜歡北加州嗎？

It's cool man, I mean, it's no Charlotte, but it's alright.

還不錯啊，雖然不像夏洛特那麼好，但還可以啦。

What's there to do in Charlotte?

夏洛特有什麼好玩的啊？

Well, you gonna be surprised, man. Hold on a second.

這個嘛 ... 你會驚訝的老兄，等我一下。

YG!?

Y ... G ... ?

Oh yeah. You know that song?

沒錯，你知道這首歌？

Pshhh...

撲 ... 噓 ...。

First things first I love all my (Niggas)

首先最重要的是愛我的 ... (黑鬼，除了黑人以外的人講出來就有歧視黑人的意思)

Hello?

喂？

Don't get me wrong. It has taken a while to become this cool.

別誤會了，我可是花了好一段時間才變得這麼酷。

Which means, shouldn't be that much of a problem to fit in with my new Charlotte teammates.

也就是說要跟夏洛特黃蜂的新隊友們打成一片應該不是什麼問題。

What's up, fam? It's been a hot minute?

嘿老兄，好久不見！

What's going on? I'm Kemba, man. Nice to meet you.

嘿，我是肯巴，很高興認識你。

Buzz city.

黃蜂城。

Good to have you in Charlotte, man.

歡迎你加入夏洛特黃蜂。

Yeah, I bet. I'm out.

好哦，我要走了。

... these Cali boys.

... 加州男孩。

...man, he is weird. It's going to be a long year.

真是個怪人，看來是個漫長的賽季。

Buzz city...

黃蜂城 ...。

(LOL)...I can't hold it.

(大笑) ... 我忍不住了。

What are those!? ......again

那什麼啊！？ ....... 再一次！

Dang, bro! You learn....bro....blah blah blah...

天啊, 老兄！你學得 ...。(打結)

I was like, dude, I thought I really hate this feeling, it's ok...

我本來想說，我真的很討厭這種感覺，好吧 ...。

I was like, "Yeah, really? Picture"

我還在想：「跟我拍照嗎？真的假的？」

Jeremy with the three pointer, yeah.

林書豪三分球！喔耶。

Dwight with the dunk, yeah......ok, that's all.

霍華德灌籃！喔耶 ....... 夠了。

First things first I love all my.....huh???

首先最重要的是愛我的 ... 蛤？

(LOL)

(大笑)

I don't know if I can say it...

我不確定我說不說得出口 ...。

Hey. Hey Ready?

嘿！嘿！準備好了嗎？

Now watch me whip! Now watch me nae nae! Now watch me whip whip! Watch me nae nae! X2

看我鞭，來看我跳 nae nae 舞蹈！看我鞭，來看我跳 nae nae 舞蹈！

Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor: if either of them falls down, one can help the other up.－Ecclesiastes 4:9-10

兩個人總比一個人好，因為二人勞碌同得美好的果效。若是跌倒，這人可以扶起他的同伴。傳道書 4:9-10。