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So, Valentine's Day is tomorrow,
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and everyone knows that's expensive sometimes.
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They're saying it's gonna be expensive 'cause it's Saturday.
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I don't know what difference that makes, but anyway,
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before the show we asked the audience if they had any tips
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on how to celebrate Valentine's Day without breaking the bank.
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And here are some responses that we got
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from some of you in the audience.
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Thank you, Mimi.
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Um...
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Mintam Ginniutyun--Gooyun.
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Mintam? Hi.
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-Hi. - Hi, tell me your name.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, my God.
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Hi, Ellen!
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Hi. Tell me, how do you--
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how do you pronounce your name?
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Mintam Nguyen.
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Right. Okay.
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So, Mintam says-- this is her idea of saving money
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on Valentine's Day. The ice cream at IKEA is $1,
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or you can get a kid's meal, and the ice cream comes free.
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[laughter]
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I mean, nothing says romance like IKEA.
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I mean, that's a great idea.
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Whoo! - Yep.
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And if the date's going well,
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the bedroom section's right there.
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You get to show your flurgen to your yerken.
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Smart. - I'll show you my flurgen
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if you show me your yerken, you know what I mean?
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All right, let's move to Mike Pettite.
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Mike, where are you, Mike Pettite?
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Hi, Mike.
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Mike, this--this is interesting.
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You say, offer to take your significant other
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to a concert way in the future,
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and give them an iTunes card so they can download the music,
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then later say you couldn't line up any tickets.
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[laughter]
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The best of both worlds.
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You get credit on the day, and they forget.
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Wow.
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Yeah. No, they don't forget, Mike.
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Why don't you just get 'em a used iTunes card, as well?
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Are you here with somebody?
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I am here with my two daughters and my wife.
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Okay. So, how's that for a husband
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right there?
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Is he more romantic than that?
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I hope.
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No, not at all.
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And Courtnee...Pevahouse--Pevyhouse?
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Hi. Hi, Courtnee?
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With two Es by the way, in case you thought it was a Y.
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It's not. It's two Es.
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Courtnee, how do you say your last name?
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- Peavyhouse. - That's right.
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All right, you wrote, "My boyfriend works
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"in a funeral home, and my fear is he'll bring me
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"leftover flowers from someone's funeral.
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"I'm crossing my fingers that doesn't happen.
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"If you work at a funeral home,
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there's a trick for saving money."
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Has he done that before?
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No, but today's my birthday,
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so I'm scared when I come back
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I'm gonna get double leftover funeral flowers.
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Two different flowers.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Well, let's hope that doesn't happen.
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I live near Oprah, and I yanked something out of her yard,
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and I want to... give...give that...
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Courtnee is up there.
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Yay.
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That's right out of Oprah's yard.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Put that in some dirt when you can.
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Thank you. - Freshly yanked out.
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Marissa Jessup, where are you?
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Hi, Marissa.
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Okay, this was-- this I think is creative.
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It says walk around naked, and your spouse won't notice
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you forgot to get a gift.
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[laughter]
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I tried that once, and it worked for a while,
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and then the restaurant said, "You're gonna have to leave."
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[laughter and applause]
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I had to...
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Have you done that?
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Maybe.
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My mother-in-law's watching, so...
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Are you married?
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Yeah. - All right, well...
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she knows that you've seen each other naked.
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I don't think you have to worry about your mother-in-law
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like, "Oh."
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Jashell Melendez.
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Jashell? Is that right?
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Yeah. - Oh, good, I got one right.
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Jashell, you wrote, "Get tickets to the Ellen show.
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They're free."
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Yeah!
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[applause]
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Wait a minute.
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These are free, these tickets?
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I'm gonna have to change that.
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But you brought up a good point, Jashell.
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The best Valentine's Day gifts are free.
