Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

用棍子戳灰熊

Eat medicine that's out of date

吃過期藥品

Use your private parts as piranha bait

用你的私處做食人魚的誘餌

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法，那麼多愚蠢的死法

Dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法，如此之多的愚蠢死法

Get your toast out with a fork

用叉子夾吐司

Do your own electrical work

自己做電氣工作

Teach yourself how to fly

自學飛行

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

吃兩週前未冷藏的餡餅

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法，那麼多愚蠢的死法

Dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法，如此之多的愚蠢死法

Invite a psycho-killer inside

請心理殺手進來

Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride

刮花毒販的新座駕

Take your helmet off in outer space

在外太空摘下頭盔

Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

把乾衣機當作藏身之處

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法，那麼多愚蠢的死法

Dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法，如此之多的愚蠢死法

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet

將響尾蛇作為寵物飼養

Sell both your kidneys on the internet

在互聯網上賣掉你的兩個腎臟

Eat a tube of superglue

吃一管萬能膠

"I wonder what's this red button do?"

"我想知道這個紅色按鈕有什麼用？"

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法，那麼多愚蠢的死法

Dumb ways to di-i-ie... so many dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法......這麼多愚蠢的死法

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

在狩獵季節把自己打扮成駝鹿

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

無端驚擾黃蜂巢

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

站在火車站月臺邊緣

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

繞過平交道口的吊杆門行駛

Run across the tracks between the platforms

在站臺之間跑過鐵軌

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly...

它們可能不押韻，但很有可能...

The dumbest ways to die, the dumbest ways to die

最愚蠢的死法，最愚蠢的死法

The dumbest ways to di-i-ie...

最愚蠢的...

So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die...

這麼多愚蠢，這麼多愚蠢的死法...

Be safe around trains - a message from Metro

注意列車周圍的安全 - 來自地鐵公司的資訊