Burger King.

漢堡王。

Five Guys.

五兄弟。

I think McDonalds and In-n-Out are like the top two. Hands down.

麥當勞和 In-n-Out 漢堡是前兩名，毫無疑問。

(We had people try famous fast food French fries to see which ones they like the best.)

（我們請人試吃各大速食餐廳的薯條，看看他們最喜歡哪個。）

(Except we didn't tell them where they were from.)

（但我們沒告訴他們薯條是哪一家的。）

[In-n-Out]

[In-n-Out 漢堡]

It's good but it's not like mind-blowing.

好吃，不過沒有到超好吃。

Yeah, it's a little soggy.

對，它有點濕軟。

A flavor reminiscent of fried Q-Tip.

這味道讓人聯想到炸棉花棒。

There is no salt on it. There is no seasoning.

上面沒有鹽，上面沒有調味料。

There are certain fries that can stand alone without ketchup. These are not those fries.

有些薯條不用配番茄醬就很好吃，但這個肯定不是。

[McDonald's]

[麥當勞]

- Mm… fluffy, salty, definitely McDonald's. - McDonald's.

- 嗯… 鬆軟、鹹鹹的，肯定是麥當勞。- 麥當勞。

Taking a bite of one is like taking a bite of my entire childhood and the American flag.

嚐一口這個就像嚐到了我整個童年，道地的美國味。

It's like a French fry that you make out of Play Doh. Plastic surgery fries.

這個像用培樂多黏土做的薯條，整形薯條。

It's had a little cosmetic surgery.

這有經過醫美手術。

They just taste exactly what a fry should taste like.

薯條就應該吃起來是這個味道。

[Five Guys]

[五兄弟]

- No. That's not Five Guys. - It's gotta be Five Guys.

- 不… 這不是五兄弟。- 這絕對是五兄弟。

So good.

太好吃了。

These are good. These are like gourmet fast food fries.

這很好吃，像五星級速食薯條。

It's clearly a potato. It's like this is fresh from the farm.

這很明顯是馬鈴薯。吃起來像新鮮現採的。

What fries are these?

這是哪家的薯條？

That's gotta be Five Guys.

那一定是五兄弟。

Yeah. That's Five Guys.

對，那是五兄弟。

[Wendy's]

[溫蒂漢堡]

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

噁。

There's a flavor here that I'm detecting that's unlike any other fries flavor I've ever had.

我嚐到一個我從沒吃過的薯條口味。

Dude. This smells like paint.

兄弟，這聞起來像油漆欸。

These look like reject fries. Like they're discount fries.

這些看起來很像瑕疵薯條，正在降價出清。

That's not a French fry. It's disgusting.

那不是薯條，好噁。

I don't even know what it is.

我已經不知道這是什麼東西了。

I'm finishing it. It's so gross.

我不吃了，好噁心

[Burger King]

[漢堡王]

These are interesting.

這個很有趣。

These are like diner fries.

這個像餐廳的薯條。

These taste like bowling alley fries.

吃起來像保齡球館的薯條。

Oh, no, no, that… has a weird. There's another flavor.

喔，不、不 … 這有一個很奇怪的味道。出現了另一種味道。

Burger King. What up. Best fries ever!

漢堡王。哇！史上最棒的薯條！

This is very good but it has a taste.

是很好吃，但有個味道。

Seasoned to perfection.

完美的調味。

- I'm into these. - I'm really into these.

- 我喜歡這個。- 我真的很喜歡這個。

Yeah. This is winning for sure.

對，這個贏定了。

[Carl's Jr.]

[卡樂星]

The very long French fry.

好長的薯條喔。

I've had these fries. I don't know where they're from though.

我曾經吃過這個，不過我忘記是在哪裡吃到的了。

They almost taste like popcorn.

這吃起來幾乎跟爆米花一樣。

- Seasoned enough. - That's nice.

- 調味得很夠。 - 很好吃。

Old Burger King.

以前的漢堡王。

These taste like fries made by a place that doesn't normally make fries.

這吃起來像是通常不賣薯條的地方做的薯條。

Alright, I'm gonna go Carl's Jr. on this one. I think they are like, revamped their fries.

好，我投卡樂星一票。我想他們改良他們薯條的配方了。

(So who had the best fries?)

（所以哪家薯條最好吃？）

Burger King.

漢堡王。

Oh, Burger King, yes.

喔，漢堡王，沒錯。

It's got a little bit of crunch. A little bit of sogginess to it.

有點脆脆的。有點濕潤感。

Crunchy on the outside, smooth on the inside.

外酥內軟。

Just like me.

就像我一樣。

Burger King french with McDonalds.

漢堡王加麥當勞的薯條。

That's like incest.

那就像亂倫一樣。

Are you saving these for anyone else, or can I just eat them all?

這些有要給別人吃嗎？還是我可以全部吃掉？

I mean this is a great day like I just came to work and now I'm eating French fries.

這真是美好的一天，我才剛來上班，現在就在吃薯條。