Name: 海綿寶寶、派大星、章魚哥和珊迪的超級英雄失敗集錦！😂 | 海綿寶寶 | Nickelodeon UK (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward & Sandy’s Superhero FAILS! 😂 | Spongebob Squarepants | Nickelodeon UK)
Uploaded: 2026-03-28T22:33:08.000Z
Duration: 5 min
Description: 【看影片學英語】數萬部 YouTube 影片，搭配英漢字典即點即查，輕鬆掌握單字發音與用法，長久累積看電影不必再看字幕。

Oh, how are you gonna beat all three of those guys by yourself?

你一個人要怎麼打贏他們三個？

現在去拯救世界，不然你就被開除了！

These costumes belong to the original International Justice League of Super Acquaintances.

這些制服是 original International Justice League of Super Acquaintances 的。

Wow, the IJLSA were the most heroic heroes ever.

哇，IJLSA 曾經是最英勇的英雄。

Once you put on these costumes, their fantastic powers will become yours.

一旦你穿上這些制服，他們超讚的異能就會變成你的。

Wow, I didn't think superpowers worked that way.

哇，我沒想到異能是這樣運作的。

Why else would we run around in colored undies?

不然我們幹嘛穿著五顏六色的內褲到處跑？

The Quickster, with the uncanny ability to run really quick!

Quickster，他有超乎尋常的快速奔跑異能！

Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?

The Elastic Waistband, able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!

Elastic Waistband，能把身體伸展成各種奇妙的形狀和樣式！

這件衣服會讓我覺得自己變胖嗎？

The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances, a subsidiary of ICON.

國際超級好友聯盟，是 ICON 的一個分支。

We'll get one cheese pizza, one with pepperoni and mushrooms, and one with olives!

我們要一個起司披薩，一個加義大利臘腸和蘑菇的，還有一個加橄欖的！

超級好友們，我們需要你們的幫忙！

Thank you for the introduction, Quickster, but we all know who I am.

謝謝你的介紹，Quickster，但大家都知道我是誰。

More to the point, we've got news on the whereabouts of Evil.

更重要的是，我們有關於 Evil 的行蹤消息。

You just tell us where they are, chief, and

chief，你只要告訴我們他們在哪裡，

we'll hog time faster than you can say salsa verde!

我們就能比你說完 salsa verde 還快地搶時間！

Our sources last saw Evil harassing teenagers up at Makeout Reef.

我們的線人最後看到 Evil 在 Makeout Reef 騷擾青少年。

Flapping Flounder, Mermaid Man, Makeout Reef!

Flapping Flounder、Mermaid Man、Makeout Reef！

Attacking hormonally stressed-out children!

這是不是代表我們沒披薩吃了？

John and Nancy sent me in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

John 和 Nancy 叫我進樹裡，K-I-S-S-I-N-G！

Oh, shine the flashlight in that car, Man Ray!

嘿，Man Ray，把手電筒照進那輛車裡！

Well, if it isn't Milkmaid Man, you've saved us the trouble of tracking you down.

喲，原來是 Milkmaid Man，省得我們去找你了。

You fiends can't win, you're outnumbered!

你們這些壞蛋贏不了的，我們人多！

There are three of us and only one of you!

哎呀，我們的玩具交易泡湯了。

Get it off I'll cool you off, Quickster, with one of my water balls!

拿開！Quickster，我要用我的水球讓你冷靜下來！

海綿寶寶、派大星、章魚哥和珊迪的超級英雄失敗集錦！😂 | 海綿寶寶 | Nickelodeon UK (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward & Sandy’s Superhero FAILS! 😂 | Spongebob Squarepants | Nickelodeon UK)