Name: 麥克·強森又送川普一個「假獎盃」？川普揭曉伊朗神祕禮物：帶你看仔細！ (Mike Johnson Gives Trump Another Made-Up Trophy, Trump Reveals Mystery Gift from Iran: A Closer Look)
Uploaded: 2026-03-28T21:35:57.000Z
Duration: 8 min 31 s
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Donald Trump got yet another made-up award and revealed the mystery present he got from Iran.

唐納·川普又獲得了一個made-up award，並揭露了他從伊朗收到的神祕禮物。

For more on this, it's time for "A Closer Look." The nation is at war,

關於這件事的更多細節，是時候來個「A Closer Look」了。國家正處於戰爭狀態，

情態副詞

and Americans are overwhelmingly against it.

而美國人民壓倒性地反對這場戰爭。

Today, the president held a Cabinet meeting and spoke directly to the concerns that are on everyone's mind.

今天，總統召開了內閣會議，並直接回應了大家心中的疑慮。

So this pen is very inexpensive, but it writes well.

所以這支筆非常便宜，但寫起來很順。

But I'm handing it out to kids that don't even know what they own.

但我卻把它送給那些根本不知道自己擁有什麼的孩子們。

"What is this, mommy?" And it had another problem.

「這是什麼，媽咪？」而且還有另一個問題。

So I take it out, and I sign it, and there's no ink.

所以我拿出來，簽名，結果卻沒墨水。

but I can't have a gray thing with a big S on it.

但我不能拿一個上面有大S的灰色東西。

And I could even paint the White House on it, sir, if you like, in gold.

先生，如果你願意，我甚至可以在上面畫上金色的白宮。

Not bad." So the guy said to me, "You don't have to pay me, sir.

「不錯。」那個人就對我說：「先生，你不用付錢給我。

I'll give it to you for nothing." I said, "No, I don't want that.

我免費送你。」我說：「不行，我不要。

I want to pay." He said, "What would you like to pay?" I said, "How about five bucks a pen?" He said he said, "That's all right.

我想付錢。」他說：「你想付多少？」我說：「一支五塊錢怎麼樣？」他說：「這樣就好。

And considering the war in Iran is costing a billion dollars a day, your pen savings aren't making up the difference.

而且考量到伊朗的戰爭一天就要花十億美元，你省下來的原子筆錢根本補不了差額。

I have so many questions about this story, but I have to go back to this part.

我對這個故事有很多疑問，但我得回到這一段。

I'm handing it out to kids that don't even know what they own.

我把它發給那些根本不知道自己擁有什麼的小孩。

「這是什麼，媽咪？」對不起。

You think a kid doesn't know what a pen is?

你覺得小孩不知道原子筆是什麼嗎？

They're in school all day, and that place is lousy with pens.

他們一整天都在學校，學校裡到處都是原子筆。

and they sure as hell know what a pen is because that's where the ink on the walls comes from.

他們當然知道原子筆是什麼，因為牆上的塗鴉就是用原子筆畫的。

Also, why midwar is this guy so obsessed with office supplies?

還有，為什麼這個人這麼著迷於辦公用品？

On Monday, he regaled the press with a super accurate history of the paperclip.

星期一，他還跟記者們講了一段關於迴紋針的超詳細歷史。

182 years ago, a man discovered the paperclip.

182年前，有個人發明瞭迴紋針。

And everybody that looked at it said, "Why didn't I think of that?" I'm sorry.

看到它的人都說：「我怎麼沒想到這個？」抱歉。

Did you just want to be president because you thought it would look good on your application to Staples?

你只是想當總統，因為你覺得這樣會讓你的 Staples 履歷看起來更亮眼嗎？

Why would I be a fit to the Staples team?

嗯，首先，我非常擅長與人打交道。

Obviously, the real crisis we're facing is not over pens.

顯然，我們真正面臨的危機不是關於原子筆。

Now, you might think the war is still going on, given the fact that the president recently threatened to obliterate Iran's power plants and unleash hell on the regime.

現在，你可能會覺得戰爭還在進行，畢竟總統最近還威脅要摧毀伊朗的發電廠，並讓這個政權下地獄。

You know, you never like to say too early you won.

說真的，你總是不喜歡太早說自己贏了。

We won the bet in the first hour it was over.

我們在第一小時就贏了這場賭局。

We're not doing we're not doing the high-end pens.

Also, if you won in the first hour, why are you waiting until three weeks in to let us know?

還有，如果你們第一小時就贏了，為什麼要等到三個星期後才告訴我們？

And why is the Strait of Hormuz still closed?

還有，荷姆茲海峽為什麼還關閉著？

And why does it seem like you're constantly changing the subject by talking about office supplies?

還有，為什麼你們好像一直在轉移話題，講辦公用品？

It was a military victory that will be discussed for centuries.

這是一場會被討論幾個世紀的軍事勝利。

But before I get to that, who knows the history of the binder clip?

但在我講到那之前，誰知道長尾夾的歷史？

You it's interesting because you press well, you press down on this side.

你知道，這很有趣，因為你壓這邊，你往下壓。

They said, "Well, there's no way to get it open." And I said, "What if you press down and then wrote open right up?" Anyway, I had a secret,

他們說：「嗯，根本沒辦法打開。」我說：「如果你壓下去，然後寫上『打開』呢？」總之，我有一個祕密，

and the secret was, "I'm going to I'm going to hold your papers." But whatever.

這個祕密是：「我要，我要幫你整理文件。」但隨便啦。

We're very disappointed with NATO because NATO has done absolutely nothing.

我們對北約非常失望，因為北約什麼都沒做。

I said 25 years ago that NATO is a paper tiger, but, more importantly, that we'll come to their rescue,

我25年前就說過，北約是紙老虎，但更重要的是，我們會去救援他們，

And I want you to remember that we said this.

我希望你們記住我們說過這句話。

Again, this is making me feel like we didn't win in the first hour, because why would we need to be rescued if we already won?

再說一次，這讓我覺得我們第一小時就沒贏，因為如果我們已經贏了，為什麼還需要被救援？

The only ones who need to be rescued are us from your pen story.

唯一需要被救援的是我們，免於你們的筆的故事。