Name: 川普獲國會虛設獎項、伊朗頒獎！MAGA媒體怒批吉米！ (Trump Gets a Fictitious Award from Congress, a Prize from Iran & the MAGA Media is Outraged at Jimmy)
Uploaded: 2026-03-27T21:37:00.000Z
Duration: 14 min 30 s
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我是 Jimmy，這集的節目主持人。

Thank you for coming, thank you for watching, thank you for joining us here at our live work facility here in Hollywood.

謝謝大家收看，謝謝大家來我們好萊塢的直播工作空間。

I apologize for my voice, I, um, you know, I went out, I did some early Christmas caroling last night.

抱歉我的聲音，我、嗯，你知道的，我昨天晚上跑出去唱了點聖誕歌。

I hit about 100 houses, the neighbors were very confused, but

我唱了大約 100 戶，鄰居們都一頭霧水，

I like to get a head start, you know, you know that, Guillermo, right?

但我喜歡搶先一步，你知道的，你知道的，Guillermo，對吧？

not just at the news, uh, the NCAA basketball tournament is happening.

不只是新聞，呃，NCAA 籃球賽事正在進行。

We started the day with the Sweet 16, we're now down to, uh, 12 teams.

我們從 Sweet 16 開始，現在剩下、呃，12 支隊伍。

Guillermo, you were in, what, third place?

That's how many people are in the office pool?

辦公室的那個彩券池有多少人？

Well, I took Houston, Michigan, Purdue, and Duke in my final four.

嗯，我的 final four 我選了 Houston、Michigan、Purdue 和 Duke。

Do you know a lot about Houston, about the team that you picked?

你對 Houston 隊熟嗎？就是你選的那隊？

I didn't bother to fill out a bracket this year.

Instead, I just handed $10 to our receptionist instead to cut out the middleman.

我乾脆直接給了我們櫃檯人員十塊錢，省去中間人。

Arizona went in today, ranked number one, and they were very cocky about it, I have to say.

今天亞利桑那州隊，他們排名第一，而且我必須說，他們對此非常自大。

I mean, that's today also happens to be opening day for baseball, Major League Baseball.

呃，順帶一提，今天剛好也是棒球的開幕日，美國職棒大聯盟。

The Dodgers hosted the Diamondbacks at Dodger Stadium.

道奇隊在道奇球場迎戰響尾蛇隊。

The Dodgers LA is trying to win their third straight World Series.

洛杉磯道奇隊正試圖贏得他們的三連霸世界大賽。

Dodgers right now are kind of like the Chicago Bulls from the '90s, except they have three Michael Jordans and they're all Japanese.

道奇隊現在有點像 90 年代的芝加哥公牛隊，只是他們有三個麥可喬丹，而且他們都是日本人。

Michael Magic Johnson threw out the first pitch tonight at the Dodgers.

麥可「魔術強森」今晚在道奇隊投出了第一球。

He got and he got fouled on the play, so he got to throw a second pitch, too.

他在那個 play 被犯規了，所以他也可以投第二球。

It's funny, everyone at our office today was suddenly wearing baseball caps from their hometowns.

很有趣的是，我們辦公室的每個人今天突然都戴著他們家鄉的棒球帽。

It was like, "Oh yeah, Jesse's from Pittsburgh.

就像是，「喔對，傑西是匹茲堡人。

How about that?" I am a Mets fan, and the Mets won today.

怎麼樣？」我是大都會隊的粉絲，而且大都會隊今天贏了。

They got, uh, they got out to a big lead and miraculously kept that big lead.

他們取得了很大的領先，而且奇蹟般地保住了這個領先。

This is video of a dad surprising his son with tickets to that game.

這是爸爸給兒子驚喜，送他去看那場比賽的影片。

The bad news is you can't go to school today.

壞消息是，你今天不能去學校。

The good news is we're going to opening day.

好消息是，我們要去看開幕戰了。

That boy is a Mets fan through and through.

那個男孩是徹頭徹尾的大都會隊粉絲。

That's they can never let you down if you're already there, kid.

小子，只要你在場，他們就絕對不會讓你失望。

And this is something you're really you're not going to believe this.

接下來這個，你真的會不敢相信。

I know there are a lot of things that are hard to believe lately, but

我知道最近有很多事情都很難讓人相信，但是

guess who got another made-up award last night?

猜猜看昨晚他又得到了一個什麼「自創」的獎項？

The president has done so much for the American people, and

總統為美國人民做了這麼多事，

we want to honor him in some small way, some token of our appreciation for his leadership.

我們想用一種小小的、表達我們對他領導力感謝的方式來紀念他。

And so tonight we have created a new award.

所以今晚我們創造了一個新的獎項。

This guy can't figure out who should be more embarrassed, the guy who came up with the new award, or the guy who proudly accepted the new award?

這個人搞不清楚誰該更感到丟臉，是想出這個新獎項的人，還是那個光榮接受新獎項的人？

You can almost you can almost feel his spine exiting his body.

你幾乎可以，你幾乎可以感覺到他的脊椎要離開身體了。

But he is the suitable and fitting recipient of the first-ever America First Award.

但他卻是第一個「美國優先獎」的合適且恰當的得主。

We can think of no better title for what that is.

我們想不出比這更好的稱呼了。

Because I can come up with how about the Liesman Trophy?

我想得到一個「Liesman獎」怎麼樣？

That would be a better name, or the BME would be good?

那個名字比較好，不然BME也不錯？

I mean, but the squeaker of the house is correct.

我是說，但「屋子裡最吱吱喳喳的」說法是對的。

There could be no more deserving winner of this fictitious distinction you created specifically to tongue-bait his undercarriage than Donald Trump.

根本沒有比唐納·川普更適合、更恰當的得主了，你專門為了激怒他而創造的這個虛構獎項。

My favorite part when they give Trump these awards is when he comes out with a look of surprise on his face.

我最喜歡看川普領這些獎的時候，他臉上露出驚訝的表情。

Another trophy for me?" And the saddest part is he seems to be genuinely honored by these imaginary accolades.

又一個獎盃給我？」最可悲的是，他似乎真的對這些虛構的榮譽感到榮幸。

To be an American, if it hurts still today, 'cause there ain't no doubt I love this land.

身為一個美國人，如果今天還感到痛苦，因為我毫無疑問地熱愛這片土地。

All the grace and elegance of a gorilla at a wedding.

就像婚禮上的大猩猩一樣，充滿了優雅和氣質。

It's like it's like, you know when you promise you're going to you promise you'll buy your kids gummy worms if they have a good behavior day?

就像，你知道嗎，當你答應孩子們，如果他們今天表現好，就會買軟糖蟲給他們一樣？

The statue they gave him, it the statue itself, the inaugural America First Award in recognition of our president's extraordinary need to win things every single day, is a golden eagle.

給他的雕像，那個就職的「美國優先獎」，表彰我們總統每天都必須贏得獎項的非凡需求，是一隻金鷹。

And that is going on the mantle right next to his regifted Nobel Peace Prize and the Olympic gold medal he didn't win and the three tournament championships he won at his own golf club.

而那將會放在壁爐架上，就在他轉送的諾貝爾和平獎、他沒贏過的奧運金牌，以及他在自己高爾夫球俱樂部贏得的三個錦標賽冠軍旁邊。