Name: 轟炸伊朗？先有個計畫吧！ (Bombing Iran? Try Havinaplan)
Uploaded: 2026-03-21T17:07:48.000Z
Duration: 1 min 4 s

According to reports, Trump knew the risk of Iran blocking the Strait of Hormuz, but

根據報導，川普知道伊朗封鎖荷姆茲海峽的風險，但

ignored those warnings and still went to war.

卻無視警告，還是發動了戰爭。

This administration entered this war without a plan.

這個政府在沒有計畫的情況下發動了這場戰爭。

This has led to higher gas prices for Americans, but

這導致美國人的汽油價格上漲，但

Trump is dismissing those concerns, saying that fuel supply is, quote, being clogged up a little bit.

川普卻對這些擔憂不以為意，說燃料供應「有點堵塞了」。

Are you having embarrassing issues with gas?

Can't seem to pass it through the Strait of your Hormuz?

感覺你的荷姆茲海峽（消化道）好像塞住了？

Having a plan will unclog your pipelines, allowing you to finally answer the call of duty.

有計畫就能暢通你的管道，讓你終於能履行職責。

Side effects of having a plan include global stability, saving billions of dollars, and

有計畫的副作用包括全球穩定、省下數十億美元，